Villain Cultivator

Chapter 553 – Cheaters

Samael's expression turned dark as he barely kept up with Xie Tian's speed. However, Miaomiao's speed and power were not a threat to him.

Samael changed his stance and created ten flying energy swords to help him parry against Xie Tian's strikes. As for Miaomiao's attack, he only used his left hand's sword to counter it.

Miaomiao and Xie Tian were not the only ones who mastered the Dao of swords. As a copy of Samael from the first timeline, he had the abilities as well.

Even though Samael's power scale was at 0.5% of the original, he had no problem beating Miaomiao in swordplay!

CLANK

After consecutively parrying Miaomiao's 40 strikes, Samael's sword found its way into Miaomiao's throat!

SWUA

It went through the purple demon's neck, but Miaomiao didn't seem to mind it. On the contrary, he sneered and grabbed Samael's sword with his available hand.

Soul Essence of Samael suddenly flowed toward the sword that had thrust into Miaomiao's neck. The latter used his opponent's weapon as a medium to drain some more energy!

Samael let go of the sword to stop the energy leak. However, that brief moment of distraction created an opening.

Xie Tian didn't miss that chance. His sword sliced off Samael's dominant arm!

"!!!"

Samael widened his eyes and flew backward to keep the distance from Xie Tian. Because of the completed Asmodeus Bloodline, he regenerated his arm back instantly.

But Samael already lost the initiative. Xie Tian rode the momentum and pursued.

Per Miaomiao's instruction, Xie Tian needed Samael alive. He desummoned his energy swords and clenched his fists.

Xie Tian activated a constellation domain, which he had learned from Alter Miaomiao from the third timeline.

"ORA!!"

BAM

Samael's face was inwardly dented, and an imprint of a fist was clearly visible.

This was Xie Tian's power that his counterparts in other timelines never had. As long as his opponent was within the one-kilometer-diameter domain, Xie Tian's attacks always hit the target regardless of what skill or technique he used.

Because of the nature of Xie Tian's time power, the domain, and Xie Tian's protagonist nature, The 3rd timeline's Miaomiao taught him to shout [ORA] every time he attacked while using this domain.

Alter Miaomiao also named this domain as Star Platinum Constellation Domain.

"ORAORAORAORAORAORAORA-ORAAAA!!"

As Xie Tian could use Atomic Slash, he could also do speed-punching. Within less than a second in the time-frozen domain, Xie Tian punched him 3,000 times!

The weakened Time God was still a lot stronger than One-Star Constellation Immortal. Samael's invincible physique was distorted and twisted as every part of his body was crushed.

When Xie Tian stopped punching, Miaomiao laughed and grabbed Samael's neck. He stole every bit of Samael's remaining Qi and injected a thousand karma centipedes into the war droid's neck.

CLICK

Time resumed. Miaomiao and Xie Tian deactivated their time domain since it drained a lot of their energy.

Xu Chu and Diaochan noticed that the fight was over. They rushed to Miaomiao's side and gazed at the battered body of Samael.

"A doppelganger?"

"A mimic?"

The imagination of these ladies was slightly off the mark.

Miaomiao tossed the new captive to Xu Chu, "Do you know how to enslave a war droid?"

"That's easy. But why do you want to enslave your clone?"

"He's not my clone. This thing's karma ties to Brocell. I think Brocell created him."

"… That's weird. But hey, are you sure that you want to keep him?"

"I need to interrogate him about how he was born. I also need to know if he has THAT memory."

"The timeline thingy?"

"Yeah."

"Okay."

Xu Chu grabbed Samael's hair and stared into his eyes. She opened her mouth, and pink gas came out.

The gas flowed into Samael's orifices, and the latter's body shook as if he had a seizure.

SWUA!!

While Miaomiao, Xie Tian, Xu Chu, and Diaochan's attention was on Samael, a guillotine blade manifested on the ceiling. It descended and beheaded Xu Chu!

It was a clean cut!

Samael also snapped back to his senses. He turned around and back-kicked Diaochan to the guts. Then, he jumped and delivered a superman punch to Xie Tian.

Unfortunately, Xie Tian had more combat experience than Samael. He vanished and reappeared behind Samael. Then, he put him into a chokehold.

BAM

Miaomiao's punch landed on Samael's crotch. Of course, there was no rule in life-and-death combats, so anything was fair, even if it was a low blow.

But two guillotine blades appeared again, one on the front and one on the back. This time, they came out from the walls, and they flew horizontally.

Before the guillotine blades from the dungeon could slice anyone, the headless woman rose up and kicked one of the flying guillotine blades flying.

Xu Chu picked up her head and put it back on her neck. The wound disappeared, and her flesh reconnected.

The succubus ancestor couldn't be killed that easily. Moreover, her current body was nothing but an avatar. As for her real soul core, it merged with Miaomiao's Totem Dao Pillar.

This was the perk of being a Dao Sentinel. As long as Miaomiao was alive, she couldn't die or be killed!

"Stay alert. I think Brocell is around here somewhere. Dammit, he got me good," Xu Chu complained as she rubbed the wounded area around her neck.

CLANK

Miaomiao also knocked another blade away. He waved his hand and opened a portal to his dantian space, "Take that bastard to our world. We'll retreat from here."

"Not so fast, dear customer!"

SWUA SWUA SWUA

Ten spears suddenly emerged from the ground where everybody had stood. The traps punctured through Xie Tian, Diaochan, and Xu Chu from below.

CLANK

As for Miaomiao, he managed to react and transformed into a dragonewt war god before the spears reached him. The spear couldn't pierce through the thick skin of the battle suit and the dragon scales.

Unfortunately, the four were distracted. They didn't notice that a clump of white gas came out from the ground and entered Samael's body. Then, Samael vanished right in front of them.

Xie Tian, Diaochan, and Xu Chu pulled out the spears from their bodies. They searched for the culprit.

But they were too late. Brocell had already retrieved Samael and retreated.

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!"

Diaochan was enraged. She disliked being humiliated by getting a surprise butt-sex with a spear. 

Only her master could use her rear hole!

The pretty woman transformed into a purple demon. She grabbed the string of Brocell's karma and used her power.

Dao of Death Curse!

Diaochan went all out. Instead of using the curse to decrease Brocell's luck, she released all negative karma that she had been accumulating into the karma string.

As soon as she did that, Dion prompted her with the result.

Ding

<You have cursed Brocell with Dao of Death Curse.>

<Brocell has already been cursed once. The curse effect is now multiplied by two.>

<Every second, Brocell's luck will decrease by two points until his luck energy runs out.>

Two luck points per second were not enough. Diaochan used her power again.

Ding

<You have cursed Brocell with Dao of Death Curse.>

<Brocell has already been cursed twice. The curse effect is now multiplied by three.>

<Every second, Brocell's luck will decrease by three points until his luck energy runs out.>

Miaomiao and Xu Chu could also see the system's prompt messages. Xu Chu glanced at Miaomiao and grinned, "Hey, this works, too. Shouldn't you add more effect to the curse?"

"Indeed."

With three stacks of Death Curse, Brocell's luck would run out in less than two years!

Miaomiao laughed. He walked toward Diaochan to add more curses to the karma string in Diaochan's hand.

RUMBLE

Unfortunately, the dungeon had already begun self-destructing. Bricks from the ceiling fell while the dungeon floor collapsed.

Miaomiao clicked his tongue. He pulled everybody back into his dantian space and transformed into a sandworm. Then, he dug his way to the surface.

BOOM

BOOM

Not only did the dungeon collapse, but every piece of brick also exploded, destroying everything. The mysterious flame from the dungeon walls and floors engulfed everything inside.

Several minutes later, Miaomiao returned to the surface of the earth. White smoke came out from his body, and a few areas were still in flame.

Miaomiao circulated his Qi and doused the fire. He opened his wide mouth and vomited rocks and dirt that he had just eaten.

"Dammit. That was nasty!"

Miaomiao reverted back to his archangel form and looked around. He found himself in front of Chicken Ann City, far west of Red Sun City.

RUMBLE

The ground sank. The destruction of the dungeon was underway.

Miaomiao clicked his tongue. After coming out to the surface, he lost sight of Brocell's karma strings. Now, he couldn't curse the dungeon lord anymore.

…

"Wang Yun, Mao Miaomiao, just you wait!"

Brocell came out of the long-distance portal of his dungeon. He panted and tossed the half-dead war droid to the floor.

On the wall, a large number [13] was painted there. This was the 13th floor of the Holy Land Continent Dungeon that Brocell had created in advance.

The dungeon was smaller than the Aves Continent Dungeon since it was designed to be a dummy dungeon. However, it was now Brocell's newest soul core.

Brocell sat down on the floor and opened his system menu. He searched for his subordinates' names and connected the VDO call to them.

Two system screens appeared in front of Brocell. The blue android and a Caucasian blond-haired woman in a lab gown were looking back at him.

Behind the blond woman, a beast woman, a little girl, and a big-breasted cultivator were busy doing something in the background.

"Report! Pixie, Lily, how are we doing?"

The android reported first, "We've salvaged 10,000 elite golems and 5,000 crates of supplies, but we've lost 93% of our ammunition and other unfinished products."

The researcher woman also complained, "My specimen is safe. But my lab equipment and my precious tentacle monster eggs are gone!"

"Don't bother about those sex-addicted tentacles. Anyway, can we repair this broken junk?" Brocell rubbed his forehead and pointed at Samael, who was out of commission.

"I can try. Oh, by the way, can I fuck him? He looks tasty."

Brocell was enraged, "You slut! The first day you transmigrated here, all you did was sex! Earn your keep for once!"

"At least, I stick around… unlike CJ."

"…"

Brocell's headache got more severe whenever he thought of CJ. That Florida man just simply disappeared one day without saying goodbye.

It was fine if someone wanted to leave. However, CJ was a strong alchemist, and he could concoct unique pills or mix gunpowder.

Losing the only gunsmith alchemist hurt. Now, Brocell needed someone with the knowledge of alchemy and firearms in his dungeon.

'I guess I have to scout the local alchemist to join me… But where can I get a capable alchemist?'

…

While Brocell and Miaomiao had been struggling to best each other, a 100,000 kilometers tall fiend with one thousand faces, four arms, and six legs sat still, meditating with his eyes open. 

Two thousand eyes stared into the void, reading the karma of mortals, immortals, and deities.

One of the faces focused on Brocell's karma. When he noticed that Brocell was safe, and Miaomiao didn't severe his karma string, the face smiled.

"At least, that pawn is sensible. Had he killed my incarnation, I would have erased him…"

The other 999 faces smirked and laughed at the same time. All of them shared vision and thoughts. 

"You seem to be in a good mood."

The voice of Minghe resounded in the giant's mind.

All one thousand faces stopped laughing and looked toward the same direction. They glared into the void.

The biggest face on the main head of this creature spoke, "What do you want, Minghe?"

"Lord Hundun. I'm here to strike a deal."

Hundun, the sage of chaotic celestial fiends, scoffed at Minghe, "I won't trade my chess piece. The bet between us is still on."

"Didn't you lose several games before? Your debt will only keep increasing, you know?"

"That's because of all you are cheating. Why did you give Kishin Douji the power of time and chaos? Because of that, he won several times already!"

Minghe laughed, "That's because someone else cheated first. How many incarnations of the sages do you think have been deployed to the game? I only used one, but they already dispatched a dozen! If you want to complain, go and confront THEM."

"Tsk! Fine. What do you want?"

Minghe's laughter voice faded. He sounded serious, "It relates to my new chess piece that I have recently snatched from the cheatiest cheater of them all."

"Oh?" The one thousand faces of Hundun smiled, "Which cheater?"

"Devil."

Hundun's face turned dark. He wrinkled his brows.

"Say…" Hundun sounded nervous, "Again? Isn't Devil one of Tianzun Trio's chess pieces? Those guys won't leave you alone."

"I have a better plan. Have you seen what my newest MERCENARY did? Didn't he almost kill your incarnation?"

"…"

Hundun's thousand faces were distorted in anger. He was curious about the identity of the newest chess piece as well, "Whose chess piece is the OTHER [Devil]? Who the fuck created him?! How did they let a mortal learn the Dao of Karma?!"