Villain Cultivator

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In the Xu Clan's private restroom, Miaomiao was busy pumping baby seeds into Jiang Lan's belly.

During sex was the only time that Jiang Lan acted like a human. She panted and moved her hips according to Miaomiao's pace while she wrapped her arms behind his neck.

*Bzz* *Bzz*

While Miaomiao was about to finish his second session, his J-Phone vibrated.

Although getting interrupted was annoying, Miaomiao picked the phone. The caller was Xu Xiuying.

"Yes?"

"Where are you right now?"

"Toilet…"

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As Miaomiao was answering the phone, his hips didn't stop moving. Jiang Lan also moaned and panted along with the rhythm.

"Xu Miao, are you having sex in the toilet?"

"Ah, yes. Is there anything urgent? Oh, does someone have diarrhea?"

"No. Stop fucking for a second. It's loud!"

Miaomiao stopped moving his hips, but Jiang Lan didn't. The sultry sound continued, but it wasn't as loud as before.

"Okay, is it better?"

"I'll get to the point. Can you give Jiang Lan to someone else?"

"Pardon?"

"A talented cultivator is demanding Jiang Lan as compensation for joining our clan. I need that man to join us."

Miaomiao got more annoyed after Xu Xiuying demanded Jiang Lan. She might no longer be his favorite girl, but she was still his personal Yang Essence factory. He didn't want to cast away his sex slave.

"Can I refuse?"

"Remember the score you have?"

"Yeah, What about it? I should have gotten the top score, right?"

"You could have."

"Could have?"

"That man has gotten the perfect score. His foundation is stronger than you."

"…"

Miaomiao's face turned solemn. He had a bad feeling about this.

Xu Xiuying continued yelling, "I'm thinking of giving Jiang Lan to that man. You already have like 300 wives back home. Why don't you give that mindless doll of yours to the other, so you can spend more time with sane women?"

"That depends. What's that man's name?"

"Xie Tian. Oh, by the way, he's also a disciple of my spy."

"…"

"If you're worried about your position in the sect, you don't need to be afraid that you'll lose anything. I won't accept that man into the Silver Phoenix Sect, but I'll use him as another spy in the Mountain Goose Sect. He won't steal your other wives."

"Let me finish this session first, and we'll talk."

"Listen here, you little shit. Get your ass over here in 10 minutes, or I'll castrate you! Bring Jiang Lan with you. I'm giving her to that man!"

Xu Xiuying hung up the phone.

Miaomiao's boner was killed. He didn't like it when someone wanted to steal his belonging, especially the toy that he had trained so hard. However, it was a direct order from his boss, so he had to comply.

What ruined his mood wasn't Xu Xiuying's order, but it was the existence of something that could be stronger than his cheat and his hard work.

'The only one that can outperform me is a protagonist. Does he really appear?'

Miaomiao stared at Jiang Lan, who still had a look of ecstasy on her face.

This was a normal reaction. A Yin Cauldron's greatest happiness was when she had sex with her master.

Staring at Jiang Lan's lewd expression for a while, Miaomiao had a bad feeling about the entire situation. His instinct was tingling that he had seen something similar, but he couldn't recall it or pinpoint it.

'I have a déjà vu. I know something about Xie Tian, but at the same time, I have no idea about him. Say, system, can you tell me if Xie Tian really is a protagonist?'

[[Insufficient information. Please locate this person.]]

The system wasn't cooperative. Miaomiao had no choice but to return to Xu Xiuying with this sex doll.

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= Meanwhile =

"Well? Why are you taking so long?"

Xie Tian was annoyed that the Xu Clan's scout couldn't guarantee that they would give him Jiang Lan.

The scout tried his best to delay his answer, but Xie Tian wasn't a patient man. He wanted to see Jiang Lan as soon as possible.

"Please give me a moment. I'm contacting my boss to bring the girl to you. Would you like to visit our spectator stand and wait for your girl over there first?"

Xie Tian glanced at the VIP stand where Miaomiao's seat was. When he recalled that Jiang Lan had married to power, Xie Tian changed his mind, "You know what. I've changed my mind. I'm sorry, but I won't be joining your clan."

"But why!? You'll get so much more support from the Xu Clan! You're here to join a sect to get stronger, right? We're here to sponsor you, but all you need to do is to join our clan."

"No. I don't like being tied with a clan or what-so-ever. I like being free."

"Umm, then why are you participating in this event, then? Aren't you trying to join a sect?"

"I'm only here to meet Jiang Lan and her husband. If they're not available, I'll just meet them by going through these stupid exams."

"…"

Xie Tian had learned the identity of Jiang Lan's husband through Luo Cheng. When he heard that his crush had become Xu Miao's wife, Xie Tian couldn't sleep soundly. He wanted to know what kind of person Xu Miao was, and he wanted to talk to Jiang Lan, asking for a second chance.

If Xu Miao was a good man, then Xie Tian might congratulate Jiang Lan and bless her. Better, if Xie Tian could persuade Jiang Lan to return with him, he would gladly forgive her and return home together.

Unfortunately, Xu Miao's fame wasn't favorable. He was known to be a wastrel that had sex all day, and he already had over 300 wives. He didn't like it that Jiang Lan married to this young master.

Still, when Xie Tian's witnessed Miaomiao's test result, he couldn't help but respect the latter's talent. Xie Tian couldn't figure Miaomiao's character anymore. Therefore, the only way to understand Miaomiao was to confront him and talk to him.

Xie Tian turned around and returned to his reserved seat at the back, waiting for the next examination round.

Just like other MCs in many novels, Xie Tian offended Xu Xiuying by declining her invitation. When she heard that Xie Tian changed his mind, Xu Xiuying sent an order to Luo Cheng right away to give this young man the last chance.

If Luo Cheng failed to persuade Xie Tian to join their clan, Xu Xiuying would send someone to kill him. After all, if he could not be her ally, he could only be her enemy.

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Five minutes later, Miaomiao and Jiang Lan returned to their VIP stand. However, Xu Xiuying wasn't in a good mood. Even Qi Hong and Qi Ning weren't happy.

"You're late, young master Xu," Qi Hong sighed.

"What did I do this time?"

"That Xie Tian has declined our offers. We told him that we would give him Jiang Lan, but he got angry and chased our scouts away."

"The hell? And here I am resolving myself to sacrifice my precious concubine for the clan, why did he do that?"

"We have no idea either. Well, it's not like he has joined any family or clan. We can coax him through Luo Cheng later."

Miaomiao exhaled, relieved by the news. Fortunately, this man seemed to be the aloof type that refused to be bound with any organization for a long time.

"Where is he right now?"

Qi Hong shook her head, "No idea. Probably somewhere among the crowd."

"Can you locate him?"

"I can, but I won't."

"Why?"

"That isn't necessary. Do you remember what I've told you? That man's mentor is a spy from our clan. Leave the matter to Luo Cheng. You should focus on resting. The next exam will start at night."

Without a choice, Miaomiao gave up trying to find the protagonist. He stayed with everybody else and watched the boring examination until nightfall.

Unbeknownst to Miaomiao, Xu Xiuying and other elders plotted to kill Xie Tian. If Luo Cheng couldn't convince the young man, they would send assassins to kill him right away to take out a potential rival.

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= Night Time =

At 9PM, the last examinee took the test. No more cultivator tried their luck.

Jia Shan, Jian Meng, and Xu Xiuying announced that the first exam was over. The next trial would begin at midnight as the sects required time for the preparation.

Yet, prominent families didn't leave the exam ground. They camped there to reserve their spots as they wanted the best location to watch the show.

Many failed candidates returned home or got back to their hotels. However, some of them stayed behind, occupying their previous camping spots, and waiting to observe the next event.

On the stage, Mountain Goose's disciples carried several magic tools down the mountain. They placed it on the stage before they excused themselves. The preparation for the next tests was underway.

As for Miaomiao, he also stayed behind. Xu Xiuying forced him and every participating disciple to remain on the site, so nobody could return home to get a good sleep. Miaomiao, Kang Yan, and other disciples had to sit cross-legged and meditate or rest while they were waiting.

Having nothing to do, Miaomiao decided to take a short nap instead of sitting and meditating like the other disciples.

As soon as Qi Hong and everybody else noticed how lazy Miaomiao was, they had a complicated expression on their faces. None of them could understand how Miaomiao got stronger despite being this lazy.

Nobody knew. Every hour that Miaomiao rested translated into 5 hours of training or additional sleeping time.

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= Midnight =

Mountain Goose disciples hit their drums, signaling the start of the next trial. All resting candidates stopped meditating and gazed at the square stage, looking forward to the next exam.

Jian Meng announced, "The next trial will test the candidates' character. All candidates must sit on the stage and meditate. Then, we will transfer their consciences into illusion realms. They shall face their heart devils reveal their hidden desire. Only morally upright and strong-willed candidates can pass this exam! The passing score for this test is 100! The longer the candidates survive against their heart devil, the higher the score. If they can defeat their heart devils, bonus points will be added to their scores!"

In other words, all candidates' souls would be transported to a strange dimension, and they would be forced to challenge the illusion of their heart devils. Should they have evil intent or motive, these candidates wouldn't be able to return to their bodies, which usually resulted in death.

The second trial was a dangerous test with a 20% mortality rate, which was used to filter out evil cultivators. It also weeded out weak-willed candidates who were not ready to join their sects.

"All top outer disciples, step on the stage and show everyone how you pass the test!"

Again, Mountain Goose and Silver Phoenix Sect had a customary to show off the abilities of their disciples and competed against each other.

Miaomiao slowly opened his eyes after he had been nudged a dozen times by other outer disciples. After sleeping for 3 hours, he had rested over 12 hours in Isolation Space. As for the remaining 3 hours, Miaomiao spent the time ravishing weak female cultivators with 1% difficulty, relaxing his psyche.

When Miaomiao heard that this exam would test his character and his desire, he sweated bullets.

'Oh, shit. Do I really have to face my heart devils? Will they broadcast what I see in that realm? Wait, what's my heart devil? What will show up?'