Ultimate Scheming System

A casual question?

I don’t believe you, for this is definitely not an attitude toward a casual question!

The strongly built man’s lips twitched nervously. He knew he would be killed by this young man instantly if he refused to answer the question.

“My lord, an invitation is definitely needed for the banquet. However, a married man who is over 50 will never receive an invitation!” The strongly built man replied hurriedly.

Xu Que frowned. Does it mean I have to get an invitation first? This is so troublesome! I should just rush in and get what I want!

At this time, the strongly built man said, “Lord Wang, who lives next door is also an excellent young man who is still single. I bet he has received an invitation. Our relationship is pretty good. Maybe I can ask him for an invitation!”

“OK!” Xu Que replied.    ( NovelFull )

The strongly built man knew what Xu Que was thinking. He cursed Xu Que’s shamelessness. Then he said with a smile, “My lord, I will go and see if I can get it for you now!”

After saying that, he bowed to Xu Que. Then he turned around and shouted at his wife through the window, “You, just stay in the room and I’ll punish you when I come back!” After that, the strongly built man walked out of the alley and entered the yard of his neighbor.

At this time, Xu Que happened to see the strongly built man’s wife. She was quite beautiful. That was certainly why an adulterer would take the risk of carrying on a clandestine love affair with her. It seemed the woman sensed Xu Que was watching her, because she looked up and peeped at Xu Que. She was surprised by what she saw. Then she blushed and a charming shyness appeared on her face. She smiled at Xu Que shyly and coquettishly.

Holy crap! Xu Que couldn’t keep calm anymore. This woman is poisonous!

Her adultery has just been discovered by her husband. How could she try to seduce me in such a forthright way? No! I have to punish this woman for her husband!

As he thought of this, Xu Que rolled up his sleeves and was about to climb into the room through the window.

“My lord!” Suddenly, the strongly built man’s voice could be heard.

Xu Que stopped his movement immediately. Then he turned around gracefully and asked with a faint smile, “What?”

The strongly built man came in hurriedly with an invitation in his hand. He said delightedly, “I was quite lucky! Here is your invitation!”

“Wow! It seems you are quite popular here. I didn’t expect you could get such a precious invitation so easily!” Xu Que, who was surprised, responded with a smile.

The strongly built man shook his head and said with a wry smile, “I… I’ll have to pay a price for it. Lord Wang knows he is not good enough. Even if he attends the banquet, he knows he will never be the winner!”

“Heh, heh, you mean I…I am overconfident and headstrong, right?” Xu Que said with a cold smile.

The strongly built man changed his expression abruptly. He said hurriedly, “My lord, please don’t get me wrong! This is definitely not what I meant! I…I was only talking about Lord Wang! I….”

“OK, OK, stop your nonsense! Do I look like a mean person?” Xu Que said with a smile as he received the invitation from the strongly built man. At this time, Xu Que found a note that was also in the envelope with the invitation that the strongly built man had given him.

“Wait, what’s this?” Xu Que asked curiously.

The strongly built man was stunned a bit. Then he said with a wry smile, “My lord, Lord Wang asked me to give this note to my wife. I’ve read it. It seems he needs a little help from my wife! However, it is quite weird what it means; why this job has 12 in this night!” As the strongly built man was talking, he opened the note and looked at the characters with puzzlement. However, it seemed like he didn’t take it seriously.

Xu Que also glanced at the note casually.

A line of small characters were written on the note—”Job below have 12 tonight!”

“Holy crap!” Xu Que shouted in surprise as his eyes widened.

Damn! It is a simple coded language. Why can’t this man figure it out? He even delivered the message for them!

“My lord, what’s wrong?” The strongly built man was shocked by Xu Que’s reaction, so he asked in surprise.

Xu Que shook his head and his face was full of sympathy.

Apparently, this strongly built man is an honest guy!

“Little brat, what’s going on?” Buttface walked up and asked curiously.

Xu Que glanced at Buttface. This dog is not honest but stupid!    ( NovelFull )

He ignored Buttface’s question. Then, he turned to the strongly built man and said sympathetically, “How many times has he asked you to deliver this kind of note?”

“Eh, they always ask their servants to deliver this kind of note before. This time I just took it back because it was convenient! My lord, what’s wrong with it? Is there something wrong with this note?” The strongly built man asked curiously.

Xu Que replied with a wry smile, “Don’t you find this note is quite weird? It is quite simple. Why can’t you figure it out?”

“Ah?” The strongly built man was dumbfounded. Then he read the note carefully several times, but he failed to figure out the hidden meaning in it.

“Ah?” Buttface also asked foolishly.

Xu Que suggested calmly, “Try to read it from the other end!”

“From the other end?”

The strongly built man nodded his head in surprise. Then he read the note again, “Tonight 12 have….”

“Below job…blowjob?” Buttface added the last two words.

Instantly, the strongly built man was stunned. He stood motionless on the spot. Then his body started to tremble a bit. A cloud of magnificent kill intent gushed out. Apparently, he had figured out the hidden meaning of this note at last. If the note was read from the other end, the meaning was “I want to have a blowjob at 12 tonight!” These shameless words had driven the man crazy. He never expected the adulterer would be Lord Wang, who lived so close to him and had had a pretty good relationship with him for so many years!

“This is…impossible! The one who ran out just now didn’t look like Lord Wang at all!” The strongly built man said in disbelief.

Xu Que shook his head and said nothing.

Buttface shouted honestly, “Holy crap! This means your wife has more than one person who she commits adultery with!”

“What?” The strongly built man was totally shocked. His eyes opened wide, full of anger and sadness. It seemed he was quite anxious to kill someone!

“Bitch! Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!”

Boom!

Then the strongly built man rushed into the room and grabbed the woman as he roared angrily, “Tell me, how many lovers do you have? How many men have you seduced?”

“I…I….” The woman was in a panic. She started to look around and finally fixed her eyes on Xu Que and she pointed at him.

Holy crap!

Is she going to frame me?

Xu Que gasped immediately. Then he shouted, before the woman had time to say anything, “Honest man, I have a pretty fair idea! Since it has already happened, I hope you can calm down and don’t blame her….”

Xu Que paused a bit at this time. The strongly built man and his woman turned to Xu Que at this time. Leaving them with eyes wide open with shock, Xu Que turned around and left with Buttface after uttering three words to them―”Just kill her!”