Ultimate Scheming System

Chapter 318: Nicholas Murong Buttface

Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

"Boy, don't be arrogant, or sooner or later, this deity will snatch this broken machine away from you! Owww, call a truce if you've guts! Ahh, ow, ow, ow, ow, ouch, truce, this deity wants a truce! Damn, this deity is not in a good shape today. I'll admit defeat, stop fighting! Dammit, you're still hitting me… owww!"

The husky was being fired at rapidly by bullets filled with the metal element Spiritual Qi. He was frantically evading the bullets by dashing towards the crowd!

At first, this tactic worked but as time passed by, most of the cultivators had been killed and the surviving cultivators had retreated. The husky was shocked as well, as he was the only one still running around avoiding the bullets. Finally, he had to admit defeat!

...

The cultivators who watched the scene fearfully from afar felt chills running down their spines!

That husky was already scary to begin with. And when Xu Que had begun to operate the armored puppet, he had become so savage that he was now trying to kill the dog.

"That boy is too ruthless. He's so crazy that he won't even let a dog off!"

"There are so many corpses… their blood is forming a river, but he isn't even blinking. What a cruel heart he has. What a ruthless person he is."

"The dog only killed the elder of Jade Sword Sect before him. Is there a need to chase after the dog so maliciously?"

"We all knew that he was the one who had defeated the elder. Could it be that he felt that his spotlight was seized by the dog, so he felt resentment towards it?"

"Who cares? In any case, this boy and that dog do not have kind hearts. Unless the strongest cultivators can come here, nobody will be able to touch them. We'd better hurry up and leave as well!"

Many of the surviving cultivators were worried for their own lives, and chose to quickly leave the area.

It was not easy to reach a high stage of cultivation. Hence, all of them treasured their lives. To them, no matter how great was the reward or how much hatred and feud could not be compared to the importance of their own lives!

Most of the surviving cultivators felt like they had been cheated by fate. They were the ones who had been pursuing and trying to kill Xu Que—but in the end, Xu Que had managed to kill almost all of them himself. Many major clans and sects had suffered heavy casualties and losses—they had all been disgraced!

The one that had suffered the worst losses was the Jade Sword Sect. Their most talented Legendary Swordsman, their team of guardians, and an elder, had been killed. Their elder had even been finished off by a dog—how humiliating!

Obviously the odds were against them!

They hadn't even been able to defeat a dog, and they were too ashamed to stay any longer.

Why would they stay there any longer? To die?

After having suffered such heavy losses, the ones from Jade Sword Sect had to quickly retreat, for fear of them all being annihilated.

In the end, the remaining crowd dispersed completely!

Just moments before, this spacious piece of land had been filled with a group of people creating a commotion, wanting to kill Xu Que. But now only Xu Que and the husky were left, and the area was filled with the dog's shrieks and cries.

Not too long after, Xu Que stopped attacking as well. He was frustrated by the annoyingly loud screams of the husky!

Clang! Clang!

A few metallic sounds were heard as Bumblebee returned to his sports car form once more.

The husky was lying on the ground. His tongue stuck out of his mouth and he was panting heavily. He stared at Xu Que unhappily.

There was nothing he could do, no matter how unwilling he was to admit defeat!

He could do nothing to Xu Que's Bumblebee and had ended up being fired at by so many bullets!

Not only that, but he couldn't flare up at Xu Que either. Even though Bumblebee had transformed back into a car now, Er Ha remained cautiously on the sides, looking on.

Xu Que was amused again when he saw that. "Are you unconvinced of my dominance?" said Xu Que loudly. "We can fight again!"

"Choose another day to fight!" The husky's temper cooled and flared quickly. He got up from the ground smoothly and stood on his hind legs. Then he ran on his hind legs like a human, straight towards the car.

A muffled bang was heard. His head appeared behind the windscreen and with a wink and a pleasing grin, he said, "666!"

"Stop that, don't count on that to get into the car. I'm going to rob the Imperial Tombs now. Goodbye!" With that, Xu Que stepped on the accelerator.

The husky quickly hugged the car with his body and shouted, "young man, if you don't have this deity to show you the way, you won't be able to find that cave. Quickly let this deity in, 666!"

Xu Que pondered for a while. If the dog had a way to get in the tombs, it would no doubt be a good thing, as the Imperial Tombs would absolutely be protected with some restriction spells. In order to get through them, System would definitely exploit him again. He realised he may as well bring this dog with him and save some Acting Tough Points!

Although this dog was shameless and brainless, he did seem to have his own unique capabilities. At the very least, the dog was very resistant to attacks. If a need arose when he need a human—or dog—punching bag, Er Ha would do nicely.

Immediately, he looked at the husky and spoke in a low tone, "fine. On account of your sincerity, I'll let you get on the car. But don't forget you owe me for that kill you stole. If you dare to mess around at the Imperial Tombs, I'm going to release the Sword Spirit and have him deal with you!"

"Ha, ha, this deity is prudent and steady and never messes around," promised the husky as he puffed out his chest. "Rest assured about that, young man!"

The husky's eyes formed crescents as he grinned!

Xu Que knew that the words of the husky could only be taken lightly. He didn't bother with any more banter and let the dog back into the car.

Thereafter, under the husky's guidance, the man and the dog quickly headed towards the direction of the Imperial Tombs.

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The Imperial Tombs were located near the Sword Catacomb.

However, as the cave dug by the husky was at the other end of the Imperial Tombs, Xu Que had to make a roundabout in order to reach it.

Because of that, the man and the dog reached their destination in the evening. When they arrived, Xu Que put Bumblebee back into his storage!

Looking at the so-called cave entrance from a distance, Xu Que and the husky were totally confounded!

"How did this happen? Fuck, who did this? Who changed this deity's cave into a military camp?" the husky snapped angrily.

Xu Que was speechless!

Only God knew how big that cave the dog had dug in the past was!

Now, the whole cave had been turned into a military camp for the guards of the tombs, protected by a restrictive spell. Both of them could also detect the intermittent aura of at least two Infant Transformation Stage cultivators deep inside the camp!

"Er Ha, are you any use at all? Hurry up and dig another cave, or lick one with your tongue. The walls of these Imperial Tombs shouldn't be tougher than the Sword Catacomb, quick, give it a try!" Xu Que suddenly thought of a way to save on his Acting Tough Points by utilising the husky's tongue.

The husky was instantly peeved. "This deity is called the Mighty King, not Er Ha! Young man, try calling me Er Ha again, you'll pay for your mistakes!"

"What rubbish is Mighty King, you think that sounds nice? It sounds super lame! How about this? I'll give you a magnificent, luxurious and classy name," grinned Xu Que. "And you'll lick a cave out of these Imperial Tombs, how's that?"

"What's the name?" The husky's eyes flashed and he seemed interested!

"Nicholas Murong Buttface!"

"Ow!" The husky was angry. He gave a howl, bared his teeth and seemed on the verge of biting Xu Que.

Xu Que was very calm and nonchalant. "How about Nicholas Murong Pooper?"

"Ow, fuck! Boy, today, this deity really needs to fight you until the bitter end!"

The husky immediately came at Xu Que.