Ultimate Scheming System

Chapter 312: Kid, Lick Him!

Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

Boom! Boom! Boom!

Crash!

Ping! Plop!

Slash! Clang!

...

All kinds of enchantments and weapons came smashing down on the husky, creating a huge commotion.

The cultivators outside the Catacomb thought Xu Que had transformed into Er Ha and were therefore attacked the husky as ferociously as they could.

The husky—who Xu Que was now calling Er Ha in his mind—was irritated and cursed at his attackers. "You puny humans, open your eyes wide and see clearly. This deity is a wolf, a lone and powerful wolf! Ahh… that hurts! Ow, ow, ow, ouch! Damn, all of you dare to use spells to attack this deity, you're finished! Ah, this deity is hurting, stop! Don't force this deity to flare up! Damn it, go to hell!"

Er Ha was submerged in the spell attacks but he didn't counterattack. All he did was scold them, his saliva splashing all over the place.

The crowd grew worried as their spells did not seem to have any effect on the dog at all.

They heard the screams of the dog, yet the dog didn't seem to have sustained any injuries!

This seemed too tough!

With so many cultivators attacking and with no protective spells cast by the dog, even a Void Training cultivator would not be able to withstand their attacks like that!

But it seemed there was one such creature. This dog who looked rather stupid, could actually withstand all of the attacks. This… was this really normal?

"An ordinary dog would not be able to endure so many spell attacks! We have reason to believe that this dog is Takumi Fujiwara himself…"

"Yes, yes, yes! You must be right. Everyone, bring out your best attacks. Let's attack Takumi Fujiwara until he blows up into pieces!"

"Kill! Kill him!"

"Don't let him get away with it! So you want to pretend as a dog and leave the Sword Catacomb? Dream on!"

...

As everyone had noticed that Er Ha was extremely tough, they were now even more people convinced that the dog was Takumi Fujiwara. There are so many things that one could disguise themselves as, yet he chooses a dog, they thought.

Do you think that you can escape so many pairs of discerning eyes by pretending to be a dog?

"Who the fuck is Takumi Fujiwara? All of you need to seriously wipe your eyes and take a good look. Is he as mighty and heroic as this deity?"

Although Er Ha was able to withstand so much spell attacks, it certainly was not a good feeling to be hit. Moreover, he hadn't been the one to mess around with all these people! He felt depressed as he knew he was being mistaken for someone else and being beaten up viciously for it!

"Yes! That's him! The way he talks is exactly like Takumi Fujiwara—cheap!"

"Let's get our act together, or maybe… let's use our ultimate moves!"

"Right! Let's execute our ultimate moves together! Kill him in one stroke!"

"Don't let him have a breather, attack him till he dies!"

...

The more unaffected Er Ha was, the more convinced everyone was that he was Xu Que. One by one, they began to hold their attacks as they prepare to release their ultimate moves simultaneously.

Er Ha started to feel worried.

"Fuck! Are all of you sick?"

"All of you actually want to release your ultimate moves together? What kind of feud does this deity have with all of you?"

...

Boom!

At this moment, a bright yellow shape suddenly dashed out of Sword Catacomb, flying towards the sky!

It was Xu Que driving Bumblebee. His speed was unusually fast. The vehicle travelled along a downward slope before reaching the exit of the catacomb, where the car seemed to fly before landing heavily on the ground, speeding towards the crowd.

This was just like the first time he drove his Lamborghini and appeared in front of the crowd. It was very showy as well and there was no sign of any deceleration—it simply continued to dash straight ahead. When the Old Driver drove… it was always provocative.

Everyone there was startled. They hurriedly cast movement spells to avoid the car. At the same time, when they saw the car, they were astonished.

"Heavens, what divine chariot is this?"

"Such a bright color! I've never seen it!"

"Damn! Look, everyone, the driver of this divine chariot is Takumi Fujiwara!"

"What?"

"Fuck! It's really him, we've got the wrong guy!"

"Where did this dog come from?"

"The Sword Catacomb really threw a dog out?"

Everyone was confused and dazed. Why did a dog come out of the Sword Catacomb? Not only could he actually speak the human language, but he was also immune to the spells!

"Damn it, now you know you've beaten up the wrong person?" said the husky. "This deity is a wolf. Fuck, all of you are finished! Now it's this deity's turn to use an ultimate move…" Er Ha, having been hit by all their spells, was now enraged and wanting to retaliate.

He stood on his hind legs like a human and made a leap. He aimed to attack a cultivator's head!

The action itself would have scored 100 points, but it was a pity that the results were sorry!

The cultivator moved slightly to evade the attack, causing Er Ha to miss the target. As his body started to descend, he headed towards another cultivator behind the first one, which had not been his original intent.

That cultivator was in a daze and didn't notice the situation. When he reacted by backing off, taking a few steps back, it was too late. Er Ha had knocked him onto his knees!

Crack!

The sound of a broken bone was heard from the leg of the unlucky cultivator.

"Ahh…"

That cultivator's face went purple and he screamed miserably, falling to the ground!

The crowd stared with disbelief at what had happened to the cultivator.

This cultivator was one of the elites and was at the Level One Original Infant Stage.

But a dog can actually manage to break his leg!

This … how can this be possible?

Xu Que was inside Bumblebee but was also amazed by what he saw.

This dog must be too tough!

His body's toughness must be of the Sage level. Even the Sword Spirit had been unable to cut him. And an Original Infant Cultivator was able to get his bone fractured by just a knock from the dog!

That's awesome, my Er Ha!

Er Ha did not expect to knock someone down. He was slightly startled for a moment before regaining his proud expression. He stood like a human, with his fore legs on his waist and laughed heartily!

"Hahaha, see that? The leap at the first cultivator was a fake attack, my real aim was to jump on you and hit your knee!"

...

Everyone fell silent!

This dog … is shameless enough.

Also, there's this inexplicable sense of familiarity, where have I seen him from…

Oh right, it's Takumi Fujiwara!

Damn, this man and that dog, are they from the same gang?

Otherwise, how could they both be so shameless in such similar ways?

That's right! They must absolutely be from the same gang.

...

"Why are all of you not moving?"

The cultivator whose leg was broken suddenly yelled in anger, "get the dog! I'm going to cook and stew it"

"Yes!" the cultivator's accompanying servants, including his guardians, shouted in unison.

With a loud boom, they rushed towards Er Ha once again, attacking him with everything they had.

"Damn it, fine, come, come! Wait… fuck, they're really coming at me …"

Er Ha swore. Then he turned to run.

...

When Xu Que saw this from the car, he was amused. He wound down the car window, and with a leisurely expression, he shouted at Er Ha. "Er Ha, why are you running? Your tongue is so strong, you should make full use of it! Quick, kid, lick them!"