Ultimate Scheming System

“Eh? Teacher Buttface, you’re good. You really caught some seafood!”

Everyone rushed up to Buttface. Duan Jiude squeezed forward, a surprised expression evident on his face.

The fish was small in size, it was true, but to be able to avoid detection by their instincts meant that there must be something special about it.

“Heh, heh, considering how smart I am, how could a mere fish escape my eyes?” Buttface started to boast proudly. At the same time, he was swinging the small fish around as he said, “What you mustn’t do is to try to squeeze into where I’m the most sensitive. That’s asking for trouble.”

“Uhh…let me go! I can’t stand your sh*tty paws!” Suddenly, the small fish showed its sharp teeth in a mouth that was packed with them. Then it started to yell at Buttface.

All the observers were shocked. The small fish was spirited. Indeed, one could not judge this fish by its size. Although it was small, it was not weak.

“D*mn, what are you? How dare you despise my paws and say they’re dirty? I might just lick you, what can you do about that?” Buttface was angry. He stuck out his long tongue and immediately licked the fish, tainting it with his saliva.

EEK! Xu Que and Duan Jiude shuddered and stared blankly at Buttface and the fish..

Mo Junchen and Liu Jingning were also stunned. They found this whole show repulsive.

After all, that fish had been dragged out from a certain body part of Buttface’s.

“Sc*mbag, you disgusting fellow, let go of me!” The small fish screamed again.

Xu Que reevaluated the situation and felt as if he had been caught off guard. That little fish was as small as a worm.

“Buttface, do you want to check your behind again, to make sure that it’s just a fish?” Xu Que asked Buttface with a strange look.

Buttface froze as though he had just thought of something. Then he clawed at his buttocks.

SLAP!

As the crisp slap sound echoed, Buttface yelped in pain. At the same time, he looked at Xu Que angrily, “D*mn, dude, why did you lie to me, there’s no other fish there.”

“Are you dumb? I just wanted you to check. I didn’t ask you to slap yourself.” Xu Que rolled his eyes and shook his head.

“Hang on, could it be that other fishes have already wormed their way in?” Duan Jiude guessed.

“That’s impossible. If that were the case, I would definitely know about it,” Buttface answered with confidence. That area was his most sensitive. Otherwise, he wouldn’t have been able to find that small yellow fish so quickly.

“All right then, we’ll interrogate this fish and find out more about it,” Xu Que said.

“Agreed!” Buttface answered. He turned his head and rushed to the ball of fire. He dangled the fish above the fire and started to grill it. “Hurry, tell us, where did you come from? Look at you! Are you a spy?”

“..…” Xu Que and the others felt that Buttface was handling the situation very lamely.

Even the fish seemed stunned for some time. Then it finally shouted angrily, “Let go of me, you dirty, stupid thing. He told you to grill me for answers, not grill me physically, are you mental?”

“D*mn, you still have the audacity to scold me? I can kill you!” Buttface was infuriated. He released his paw and dropped the small fish into the ball of fire.

PSSST!

With that, streams of white vapor emerged from the fish.

AH! AH! AH! The small fish yelled and shook its body like it had gone crazy. It shouted, “Stop grilling! Stop grilling! I’ll tell you, I’ll tell you.”

Only after hearing that did Buttface pick it up out of the fire. He mocked it coldly, “I gave you the easier route to take, but you chose the rougher one!”

By now, the small fish was grilled to a blackness and was still emitting white fumes. It looked as if it was still in a state of shock and did not answer Buttface.

Xu Que also didn’t wish to waste too much time. He asked, “Tell us, what exactly happened here?”

“Hmph, your…your people, they are about to die. Wait for my master from the Sea Tribe to arrive, and you guys will all die. Even if you guys hide in this mountain valley, you guys won’t live!” The small fish had caught its breath and started to boast again.

“So, the Prohibition Spell at this valley entrance, was it cast by you guys?” Xu Que frowned and asked as he looked at the fish.

“Hmph, you humans are cunning and scheming. They knew that the Sea Tribe is afraid of fire, and so they cast this fire spell to hurt many of my people. You guys can hide for now, but not forever. The general of my tribe has made his way to the South Continent. Wait until that master of our tribe arrives. All sorts of Prohibition Spells will be destroyed,” the little fish shouted, full of confidence.

It had revealed a lot of information. For example, they’d learned that part of the Sea Tribe had arrived in the South Continent.

Besides that, they’d learned that not long after there would be a strong opponent who would arrive from the Sea Tribe. As this small fish had addressed the person who would be arriving as a master, it meant that that person must have a rather high status in the Sea Tribe. Perhaps his powers couldn’t be undermined.

“D*mn, little guy, the master that this fish is referring to. It can’t be related to the strong opponent that seemed to be endangering the lady’s life, right?” Buttface immediately jumped in to ask Xu Que.

Duan Jiude, Mo Junchen, and the others looked at Xu Que.

They had been guessing that Xuanyuan Wanrong’s troubles would have an effect on Xu Que. Anyone who could hurt Xuanyuan Wanrong must indeed be a very strong individual. Now that the small fish had spoken about a particular strongman’s arrival, Xu Que and his group realized that this was really a possibility.

“Won’t we know if we ask?” Xu Que’s lips twitched as he looked at the small fish and asked, “The Sea Tribe master you spoke about, what level is he?”

“Ha, ha, ignorant humans. The powers of that master from my tribe could shock the earth and the sky. He has achieved a level that I cannot describe.” The small fish couldn’t keep himself from boasting.

Xu Que shook his head. Obviously, this fish was just a small character. It couldn’t even describe the master’s level although it was boasting. It was just blindly showing off.

“Let me give you guys a piece of advice. You guys better let go of me. You don’t know why I’m here. If I turn up dead, that means that the human tribe hiding in the valley have come out. The general from my tribe will land here and attack.” The small fish continued boasting.

Although it was small in size, its eyes exuded pride and confidence. It threatened, “Based on my calculations of the timing, the vanguard of my tribe should’ve attacked the South Continent. They must be on their way here. If you don’t want to die, you better let me go now and then scram yourselves.”

“D*mn!”

“F*ck!”

Buttface and Duan Jiude spouted profanities, one after the other. Clearly, they were agitated by the words of the small fish. They were ready to teach it a lesson.

BOOM!

Suddenly, they heard a loud sound from afar.

Xu Que and the rest looked shocked as they looked toward the source of the sound.

Ripples appeared in the sky and twisted, forming a small black dot. Like a drop of ink dripped on paper, the black dot started to expand.

Very soon, tens of dots turned into huge black holes. There was some commotion and, after paying attention to the sounds, it seemed like a troop was rushing forth and shouting as they did so.

“Ah!”

“Withdraw, hurry, withdraw!”

“How could there be such a troop in the South Continent?”

“They claim to be the Exploding Heavens Faction. There’s even a huge snake leader with eight heads. Why haven’t we, the Sea Tribe, received any information about this?”

“Things aren’t right. Let’s hurry or they will catch up.”

With that, there were numerous dark shadows and more than ten black holes that could be seen to be approaching quickly.

At the same time, a loud chanting could be heard from behind the shadowy figures from the black holes, “The aggressors will be punished by death, no matter how far away they are!”