Ugly, Fat, and Vicious? My Five Beast Husbands Are Obsessed Anyway

Chapter 98 - 100: It’s Just a Kiss, What’s the Big Deal?

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Chapter 98: Chapter 100: It’s Just a Kiss, What’s the Big Deal?

It all happened so fast that Su Luoluo herself didn’t even have time to react.

’How did we suddenly end up kissing?’

’Luan Ting seemed so reserved when it came to his feelings. I never thought he’d be this bold.’

’Primitive men will be primitive men, after all.’

Luan Ting’s lips were very cool. As he kissed her, Su Luoluo felt like she was drinking lightly chilled lemonade in the summer.

It had a hint of fragrance and a faint, cool sensation.

[DING! Host, this is a great opportunity to conquer Luan Ting.]

Su Luoluo was still immersed in this refreshing kiss when the system’s voice suddenly rang out in her mind.

Only three words flashed through Su Luoluo’s mind.

’What a buzzkill.’

"System, next time, can you please not show up at a time like this?"

"Don’t you know? You’re being a total third wheel!"

Su Luoluo couldn’t help but go on a tirade against the system in her mind.

’She’d finally managed to win the favor of a handsome man, and the system ruined it before she could even properly enjoy the moment.’

The system seemed to scratch its head at her words. "Sorry, Host. I was just afraid you’d miss this opportunity, so I gave you a special reminder."

’What an unreliable system. It’s completely silent when I need it, but it’s always popping up when I don’t need its reminders.’

’Still, Luan Ting’s kiss is so innocent!’

He just gently pressed his lips to Su Luoluo’s, and that was all.

Incredibly pure.

When Yan Shu saw Luan Ting pull Su Luoluo—the very person she had just been belittling—in for a kiss right in front of her, she started shaking with anger.

She pointed a finger at Luan Ting’s nose and cursed, "Are you... blind?! Ignoring a beautiful female like me to go kiss a fat pig? Is there something wrong with your head?"

She was absolutely furious.

The fact that such a stupid person had actually rejected her made her even angrier.

’What kind of taste does this wolf-eared man even have?’

Ever since she was a child, she, Yan Shu, had been showered with praise. Whatever she wanted, the Beastmen in the tribe would eagerly find it and present it to her to curry favor.

There wasn’t a single Beastman she couldn’t have with just a crook of her finger.

But this Werewolf in front of her was so utterly unappreciative.

Not only had he rejected her time and time again, but he even kissed an ugly freak right in front of her.

’She was certain she looked beautiful enough today. The purple beast skin she wore made her look delicate and alluring, yet he didn’t even spare her a glance.’

’No, he must have never seen anyone truly beautiful before. That had to be the reason.’

’Once he gets a taste of something better, he’ll realize the one he has now is worlds apart from me.’

At this thought, Yan Shu’s anger subsided.

She took a deep breath, lifted her head again, and was about to say something to him.

But to her surprise, the Werewolf was staring at the person in his arms with stars in his eyes.

Yan Shu: "..."

She started to wonder if there was something wrong with her eyes. How else could she explain the unbelievable scene before her?

She even took a hard sniff of Su Luoluo’s scent. The woman was quite clean, carrying only the faint fragrance of soapberry, with no trace of seduction fruit at all.

She carefully sized up the woman before her. Her features were very average; aside from a somewhat straight nose, there was nothing remarkable about her.

The only things worth noting were her shockingly large chest and her perky bottom.

’Could that be the reason?’ she wondered suspiciously.

Thinking this, she subconsciously glanced down at her own chest. Hers was round and full, and had always been the largest in the tribe.

But compared to this ugly female, hers seemed a bit smaller.

’And her butt... damn it, I really lost in that department. Her butt is bigger and rounder than mine.’

Once Yan Shu realized this, her expression turned ugly.

’To think she would actually lose a comparison one day.’

Seeing that Yan Shu still hadn’t left, Luan Ting lifted his gaze and shot her a look.

His expression was completely indifferent.

It made Yan Shu, who was already losing her confidence, feel her heart clench.

She was no stranger to that look.

It was the same impatient look she gave the groveling fools in the tribe when she shooed them away.

’So, a Beastman actually found her repulsive today?’

Yan Shu couldn’t take it anymore. She covered her face and ran away with tears in her eyes.

Luan Ting’s kiss was still relatively light, so Su Luoluo could afford to be distracted and watch the drama unfold.

Seeing the young female run off crying, she couldn’t help but feel a little baffled.

’Such a big reaction?’

’Was that really necessary?’

’It was just a kiss, right?’

’She wasn’t like this when she was trying to steal my wild raspberries, was she?’

’Wasn’t she incredibly arrogant then?’

’Tsk, tsk. To think all it took to defeat that young female was a little smooch.’

Seeing the person leave, Luan Ting let go of Su Luoluo, the tips of his ears turning slightly red.

The moment she felt herself being released, Su Luoluo snapped back to the present, her own face starting to turn pink.

Back in the Post-apocalypse, she was too busy fighting zombies to have time for romance.

After that kiss from Luan Ting, she felt like her own spring had arrived.

Although she knew Luan Ting had done it to get rid of that other female, the fact that he had actually lowered his head and kissed her was still a bit of a shock.

Luan Ting composed himself, then handed the milk in his hand to Su Luoluo. "I found the milk."

Su Luoluo looked at the white liquid in the pottery bowl and froze for a second. She hadn’t expected Luan Ting to have actually found milk.

Her face lit up with excitement. "This is great! I can make milk tea now. Luan Ting, you’re amazing!"

Luan Ting gave her a faint smile at her words. "I just happened to see some yaks."

He noticed the stick still in Su Luoluo’s hand and asked, "Why did you suddenly come over here?"

Su Luoluo pouted. "I saw a mountain spring over here, so I came to wash vegetables. Then I wanted to find some wild honey, and I ended up here."

"I’ll help you get it." Luan Ting looked in the direction Su Luoluo was pointing and saw a large beehive hanging from a big tree.

Su Luoluo had originally planned to use her Fire Ability to drive away the bees before taking the honey.

But with Luan Ting’s help, she didn’t need to.

Luan Ting was very fast. He teleported up in an instant and grabbed the honeycomb before the bees could even react.

After getting the honeycomb, the two of them grabbed the washed vegetables and hurried back to the spot where they had been resting.

Su Luoluo filled a clay pot with water and brought it to a boil. She put the bird eggs in, and once they floated to the surface, she scooped them out with a clay ladle and had Luan Ting peel them.

She poured out the water, and after the pot was dry, she scooped a spoonful of lard from a clay jar into it. Once the oil was hot, she tossed in the porcini mushrooms to stir-fry.

The fragrant aroma of the stir-fried porcini mushrooms soon wafted through the air. Yan Shu was sitting on the grass nearby, carefully examining her own skin.

After confirming that her chest and butt weren’t as big as Su Luoluo’s, she decided her skin was still quite fair.

’The only reason that woman has such a good figure is because she’s fat.’

’If I just gained a little weight, wouldn’t I also have a big butt and a big chest like that ugly female?’

’Besides, my features are better than hers, and my skin is fairer.’

Thinking this through, Yan Shu’s anxiety about her appearance lessened considerably.

A fragrance suddenly drifted through the air. She couldn’t help but sniff, following the scent.

When she saw the ugly female stirring something in a red pot with a stick, she realized she was cooking.

She couldn’t help but recall what the Werewolf had just said—that her cooking was delicious.

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