Ugly, Fat, and Vicious? My Five Beast Husbands Are Obsessed Anyway

Chapter 292 - 294: A Warm and Fragrant Mouthful

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Chapter 292: Chapter 294: A Warm and Fragrant Mouthful

"It hurts! My bird brain is about to burst!"

"Ah, my feathers! What is this stuff? It’s knocking all my feathers off!"

"Aah! I’m falling!"

One by one, the Xuan Birds flying in the sky were struck by stones, then plummeted down like rain.

They died the instant they hit the ground, their bodies piling up into a small mountain.

Watching the birds ahead of them die one after another before they could even react, the Xuan Birds at the rear trembled in terror, frantically beating their wings in an attempt to retreat.

"Fly forward! Who told you to retreat!"

"How can the proud Xuan Bird Clan be afraid of some Despicable Beasts from the Lower Domain!"

Gu Wanyi looked at the retreating Mystic Bird Warriors, her gaze cold as she berated them sharply.

’It’s just a few petty tricks. What’s there to be afraid of?’

The Wolf Beast Tribe below didn’t have many powerful members.

’Fifth-Rank Beastmen and above, getting scared by a mob of rabble not even at the Sixth Rank. What a disgrace!’

’The Xuan Bird Clan is one of the most powerful Beast Clans in the Upper Domain. How could they be frightened by such cheap tricks?’

Hearing this, the retreating Xuan Bird Beastmen could only brace themselves and charge forward!

Everything before them was a vast, white blur. They couldn’t see a thing and had no idea what was flying at them.

They flew in the sky year-round and had never encountered a situation like this before.

They couldn’t defy Gu Wanyi’s command, so they could only fly forward in a tight group. But they hadn’t descended for long before another volley of CRACKLING and POUNDING sounds echoed in their ears. At that, they didn’t dare fly any farther.

Gu Wanyi looked at the pathetic Xuan Birds ahead of her and opened her mouth to unleash another furious tirade. "What are you afraid of! Charge down and find them!"

However, the Xuan Bird Beastmen didn’t react when they heard her words.

It was obvious something was wrong down below—it was even a little unsettling.

’But the Clan Leader’s wife is treating us like idiots, telling us to keep charging down!’

Seeing that the Xuan Birds were ignoring her, Gu Wanyi’s eyes narrowed, and she was about to conjure fire to teach them a lesson.

She was stopped by the Tenth Rank Tributor, Hua Qingfeng, who was beside her. "My lady, it is indeed a bit strange down there! We should be more careful!"

After speaking, he transformed into his Half-Beastman form—a bird-headed man with wings. He swiped his sharp claws through the air, instantly conjuring a ball of faint blue ghost fire to illuminate their surroundings.

Under the weak glow of the fire, a dense barrage of stones came flying toward them like a rainstorm.

He flapped his wings to retreat, shouting, "Fall back! It’s a stone rain!"

"A stone rain? How can stones just fall from the sky for no reason? This is just a cheap trick!" Hearing this, Gu Wanyi’s hands erupted in flames, and she prepared to strike at the stones.

At the same time, Luoluo waved a torch in the air. Fu Feng, flying mid-air, saw this and instantly flew toward the spot where Su Luoluo was holding the torch.

Su Luoluo glanced at the "special" stone, her eyes narrowing with a calculating smile. She shouted to Mo Xuan, "Fire!"

At her command, Mo Xuan instantly put all his strength into a downward kick. With a sharp THWACK, a stone was launched into the sky.

Then, with a THUD, it landed right on Gu Wanyi’s head.

She was in the middle of scolding the timid, retreating Xuan Birds, her mouth opening and closing, when the "special" stone smashed onto her head. Then, with a SPLAT, a yellow substance landed in her hair. Carried by the wind, it trickled right into her open mouth.

Gu Wanyi was a little dizzy from the stone hitting her head. Before she could say anything, she realized her mouth was stuffed with something soft and mushy.

She instinctively parted her lips, and an instant later, a foul stench assaulted her nostrils. Her face immediately became thunderous. Those Wolf Beastmen had actually fed her shit!

The Tenth Rank Tributor flying beside her saw that Gu Wanyi had suddenly gone silent and thought something had happened to her.

He immediately cast a Spell with his fingertips, igniting a ball of ghost fire, and asked worriedly, "My lady, are you all right?"

Gu Wanyi wanted to speak, but her mouth was filled with a putrid taste. If she opened it, she would swallow the thing inside, so she had to spit out the disgusting substance first.

But before she could deal with it, the Tenth Rank Tributor beside her suddenly lit a ball of fire.

The mist in the air was thick, and the blue ghost fire on his fingertip was blown about, swaying from side to side. The Tributor, Hua Qingfeng, had to expend a great deal of Power just to keep the ghost fire from being extinguished.

The moment the ghost fire flared to life, he saw the supremely noble lady of their Xuan Bird Clan spitting out yellow excrement. His mind instantly blanked, his mouth hanging open in astonishment.

He was flying close to her to ensure her safety, which meant the foul odor wafted straight into his nostrils.

Hua Qingfeng’s face twisted in discomfort from the smell. He flew back a few steps in disgust.

The other Xuan Bird Beastmen, whose Mana wasn’t as strong as his, couldn’t light a ghost fire and couldn’t see the scene. Seeing the powerful Tributor retreat, they thought he had encountered some danger and hurriedly retreated as well.

Having been fed a mouthful of shit for no reason, Gu Wanyi was already fuming. Seeing the other Xuan Birds retreat in disgust made her face turn ashen.

She gnashed her teeth, the sound grinding in mid-air. "What are you retreating for? All of you, get down there!"

Previously, Gu Wanyi had been careful to keep her voice down, afraid of revealing her position.

Seeing the Xuan Birds keeping a wide berth from her, she couldn’t hold back any longer and roared in fury.

Her shrill voice carried from the sky to the ground, heard clearly by the people below.

Su Yang burst into laughter. "Luoluo, you’re the one with the quick mind! Getting one of the tribe’s little cubs to take a dump on a rock and then flinging it up there."

Hearing this, Mo Xuan crossed his arms and raised an eyebrow. "Shouldn’t I get some credit? Without my powerful leg, how could that old bird-hag have eaten something so... fresh."

Fu Feng flew down from the sky just then, a smirk on his lips. "Credit to you? If I hadn’t lured her into position, how could your shot have been so accurate?"

"What’s there to argue about? You two may have put in the effort, but could you have done it without a strategist’s guidance?" Su Luoluo said, seeing them trying to take her credit and bluntly putting them in their place.

’It wasn’t that easy to get that crap to stick to the rock. It only reached Gu Wanyi because I used the adhesive effect of my Earth Ability.’

As soon as she spoke, Fu Feng and Mo Xuan immediately stopped and flattered her, "Of course. Our Luoluo is the smartest."

Su Luoluo had thought of it on the spot. A wolf cub nearby was about to relieve itself when her eyes darted, and a plan formed in her mind.

As for Fu Feng, she had already told him that when he saw her raise the torch, he was to fly toward it.

Listening to this, Xi Yi couldn’t help the corner of his mouth from twitching. ’She’s claiming all the credit, huh?’

Luan Ting also shook his head helplessly.

Bai Meng wore a look of pure admiration. ’How can Su Luoluo be so brilliant!’

Si Cheng’s face didn’t show much emotion, but a bright glint flashed through his light, ink-black eyes.

"Luoluo, being so clever is going to really piss off that old bird-hag," Xiao Ye said teasingly as he flew down from the sky.

"That’s exactly what I want. I was afraid she wouldn’t come," Su Luoluo said, her mood brightening as she recalled what Nantu had told her.

A mermaid’s song may have a bewitching effect, but it’s useless if the distance is too great.

Enraging Gu Wanyi, on the other hand, would make her more reckless.

Last time at Wugou Mountain, although they hadn’t clashed directly, Gu Wanyi had learned about the ambiguous relationship between Hua Daisan and Hua Li. The fact that she could swallow her pride and calmly work with Hua Daisan to deal with Su Luoluo showed that this woman’s mind was extremely deep and calculating.

If things had proceeded normally, she would have certainly been extremely cautious.

But having been humiliated like this, no matter how much self-control she had, her judgment would now be clouded by emotion, and she’d be desperate to get even with them.

And so, she would surely be unable to contain her rage and would fly down to seek revenge!

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