Ugly, Fat, and Vicious? My Five Beast Husbands Are Obsessed Anyway
Chapter 234 - 236: Su Nuannuan’s Despair
Chapter 234: Chapter 236: Su Nuannuan’s Despair
Hei Feng gazed reluctantly at the woman in his arms. A wave of sadness washed over him at the thought of never seeing her again.
But everything he had done today was worth it. ’Nuannuan is carrying my cub.’
He watched her with a fervent, focused gaze, trying to etch her image deep into his mind.
He hadn’t been watching for long, however, when a "COUGH, COUGH..." broke the silence.
The sound of coughing from the woman in his arms snapped him back to reality. He had to find a way out of here, and fast.
He scanned his surroundings, his eyes landing on a crack in the cave wall. It was only about a hand’s width wide.
He couldn’t tell if it had been gnawed out by rats or eroded by wind and rain over time.
A normal person could never fit through it. Only someone with a very small frame could.
A glint appeared in Hei Feng’s eyes. ’Looks like I’ll have to use that method.’
While Hei Feng was trying to come up with a plan, Su Nuannuan was secretly devising one of her own.
Although she and the Black Pig were some distance from the cave entrance and could still breathe fresh air for the moment, the smoked grass burning outside would soon fill the entire cave with its fumes.
She grabbed Hei Feng’s pig trotter and said with feigned affection, "Hei Feng, we have to find a way out. In a little while, the entrance..."
Before Su Nuannuan could finish, Hei Feng shook his head. "Don’t be afraid. I have another way out, but I’ll need your cooperation."
Hearing that Hei Feng had a way out, Su Nuannuan’s eyes instantly lit up. She nodded repeatedly. "Don’t worry, I’ll cooperate with you completely."
With that, Hei Feng grabbed Su Nuannuan’s head, lowered his own, and pressed his mouth to hers.
A massive, tusked pig snout was kissing her. Su Nuannuan was instantly horrified.
For one, the pig snout was so grotesque she couldn’t bear to look at it.
For another, this was hardly the time for it. Didn’t Hei Feng say he was getting her out? How could he possibly be in the mood to kiss her now?
Su Nuannuan shook her head frantically, trying to reason with him. "Hei... Hei Feng, can we talk about this later? Let’s just get out first, okay...?"
Seeing her resistance, Hei Feng had no choice but to stop and explain. "Nuannuan, I have to do this. Otherwise, I can’t get you out of here."
Su Nuannuan stared at him, dumbfounded. "What... what kind of escape plan requires a... a pig’s... kiss?"
Hei Feng caressed Su Nuannuan’s face with his trotter-like hand and said through his gaping snout:
"This is a unique secret Skill of our Black Pig Clan. At a critical moment, we can use the Bone Shrinking Skill to shrink our bodies, compressing ourselves until we are paper-thin. Then we can slip through tiny cracks."
"However, you’re not from the Black Pig Clan, so you can’t use this method on your own. But you are my contracted female. I can use the bond between partners to make your body as thin as mine and escape with me."
Su Nuannuan more or less understood, but she still asked hesitantly, "For this kiss... can’t you turn into your human form?"
Fearing he might take offense, she quickly added, "I’m not saying I’m disgusted by you, I just think that would be... more convenient. Your... your mouth is a little big right now."
Hei Feng looked at her gently. "I know. But I can only take you with me in my true form. This is the only way..."
Hearing that it was impossible, Su Nuannuan felt a pang of despair. But then she remembered this was her only chance to survive. Steeling herself, she could only agree. "All right, then."
Seeing Su Nuannuan’s agreement, Hei Feng lowered his head and kissed her.
A pig’s mouth was completely different from a beastman’s. As Hei Feng kissed her, Su Nuannuan felt as if she were kissing an actual black pig.
’No, wait,’ she thought. ’He *is* an actual black pig right now.’ His lips were thick, his teeth were bared, and it was like a cavernous maw was about to devour her whole. Not to mention, his breath was unbelievably foul.
Su Nuannuan squeezed her eyes shut and held her breath until it was finally over.
Fortunately, after that difficult kiss, the partner seal on her chest lit up. Just like Hei Feng, she successfully became as thin as a slice of paper, like a paper doll.
Once this was done, Hei Feng put Su Nuannuan on his back, walked to the narrow crack, and began to squeeze through.
The first half of the journey went smoothly. Hei Feng managed to get his head through. But when he reached the middle, with Su Nuannuan on his back, their combined thickness caused him to get stuck in the crack.
His black eyes narrowed as he said gently to Su Nuannuan, "Nuannuan, just bear with me for a moment."
Su Nuannuan nodded. "Don’t worry, I can handle it."
’It’s just being scraped by some rocks in the crack. What’s the big deal...?’
Su Nuannuan was just about to offer some encouragement when Hei Feng’s rear suddenly jutted upward. Then, his sphincter clenched, and he instantly let out a huge load.
This was accompanied by the trickling sound of urine.
Su Nuannuan’s face turned green. She hadn’t expected *this* is what Hei Feng meant by "bear with me."
She was sitting on Hei Feng’s back, extremely close to his rear end. The foul stench of feces assaulted her nostrils. But that wasn’t even the worst part. Because the space was so tight, she was forced to watch as Hei Feng relieved himself...
Su Nuannuan’s face went from green to a deathly ashen color.
...
When the golden partner seal lit up, it illuminated the entire Salt Well Cave.
Su Luoluo stared at the golden light emanating from the cave, her face filled with surprise. "What is that?"
Luan Ting saw it and his wolf ears shot up. "This is bad! Hei Feng has activated the partner-linked Bone Shrinking Skill! They’re trying to escape!"
"Escape? We can’t let them!" Su Luoluo said, her eyes narrowing. "Otherwise, everything we did today will have been for nothing."
Upon hearing this, Xiao Ye immediately waved his hand, shattering the giant boulder blocking the cave entrance.
Fu Feng followed right behind him, clearing the smoke from the cave with a powerful flap of his wings.
Once the smoke had completely dispersed, Su Luoluo entered the Salt Well Cave, and the others followed her inside.
Su Luoluo scanned the area and, upon spotting the two in the crack, walked over.
As she drew near, her face filled with astonishment. "What kind of superpower is this?"
Two living beastmen were as thin as paper. Just as she was about to get a closer look, she was hit by a peculiar odor. When she saw what Hei Feng was doing, she couldn’t hold it in any longer. She turned away, leaned against the cave wall, and started to vomit.
’How disgusting can they be?’ she thought. ’To actually take a dump right there.’
’And Su Nuannuan is just watching! How can she stand it?’
Seeing Su Luoluo retching, her mates instantly crowded around her.
Luan Ting offered her a beast skin cloth, while Xiao Ye passed her some water.
Mo Xuan, Fu Feng, Nantu, Xi Yi, and Bai Meng all looked at her anxiously. "Luoluo, are you all right?"
Su Luoluo took the water and rinsed her mouth before taking the beast skin cloth. She shook her head. "I’m fine. It’s just... the smell was so overwhelming. The cubs in my belly couldn’t take it."
"Those two are just too disgusting. That habit of relieving themselves wherever they please is just so..." Su Luoluo found the words too crude to say out loud.
Luan Ting pursed his lips. "It’s a unique Skill of the Black Pig Tribe, the Bone Shrinking Skill. He was probably too fat, so Hei Feng tried to make his body thinner by taking a dump, hoping it would help him squeeze through."
Su Luoluo’s brow furrowed as she listened. She waved her hand. "Never mind me. Hurry up and catch those two."
Just as she finished speaking, Xi Yi said languidly, "Too late. They’ve already escaped."
"What? So fast?! We can’t let them get away! Otherwise, the Salt Well Cave will never be safe."
Xi Yi’s eyes narrowed, a cold smile playing on his lips. "Of course we can’t let them go. They made our dear Luoluo sick to her stomach, didn’t they?"
With that, he vanished like a black shadow, disappearing from sight in an instant.
Before Su Luoluo could even react, Fu Feng flapped his wings and looked at her. "Shall we go down and take a look?"
Su Luoluo nodded.
Except for Su Yang and a few members of the Wolf Clan, the rest of them went down to the base of the cliff.
Below the Salt Well Cave’s cliff was a patch of flat ground. Even though the two had escaped the crack, they were smashed to bits by the fall.
Hei Feng’s internal organs had been splattered out from the impact. Perhaps because he had shielded Su Nuannuan before he died, she managed to survive.
Su Nuannuan wasn’t much better off, however. Her hair was a short, ragged mess, her bare bottom was exposed, and nearly all of her teeth had been shattered.
Su Luoluo glanced at the scene and said coolly, "Take her back. This time, she will not be spared."
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