Transdimensional Marketing

Chapter 345: Eleventh Official Review! (1)

Translator: Exodus Tales  Editor: Exodus Tales

Chapter 345 – Eleventh Official Review! (1)

Sunday, 8:30 AM:

The crowds of shoppers, diners, and consumers dispersed worldwide, causing the various shops to become sparsely populated. For a time, a depressing atmosphere enveloped the various cities around the world.

In contrast, the internet was in an uproar at this time as hundreds and millions of IP addresses flooded in from every corner of the world.

Transdimensional Review’s eleventh official livestream was going to be held today.

It was also the first livestream ever since Transdimensional Review’s existence had been thoroughly exposed to the world.

Originally, the various media, institutions, self-published media, and netizens had speculated that after the tenth official livestreams, Chen Yu would host an additional livestream like usual. However, in the end, Transdimensional Review had not shown the slightest bit of activity for an entire month. The channel didn’t even make a single update post on its homepage.

It was as if the channel had gone into a hiatus…

However, after getting tortured by their curiosity for one whole month, the moment everyone had been waiting for had finally arrived. They would finally get to witness the most “unimaginable” scene in human history.

For the sake of this moment, many people had resigned from their jobs or skipped their classes.

In the meantime, Chen Yu, the protagonist of these hundreds of millions of people, had snuck into his eldest little sister’s room and gave Chen Yike a smack to the head with the Amnesia Bat. Afterward, he used the Hypnosis Rattle to add a layer of insurance. Only after doing so did he return to his room and change into a new set of clothes.

“Mr. Chen, what will you be wearing this time? Are you going to change into your protective suit?”

“No need.”

Waving his hand, Chen Yu pulled out a box from under his bed. He then grabbed a set of imperial robes from within and put it on. “I have a hunch that the product this time is a protective technology. So, there is no need to change into the protective suit. It’ll only make the review process inconvenient.”

“Why are you so sure?” Little Peach asked, puzzled.

“The marketing staff has previously said that she has applied an incredibly dangerous product for me. The product is so dangerous that it can even cause the solar system’s destruction. However, I will first need to meet the safety requirements to review the product. In the last episode, she gave me a transportation tool that can allow me to make a convenient getaway. In that case, this episode’s product is most likely a protective technology.”

“Amazing!” Little Peach put on a look of admiration when she heard Chen Yu’s deduction.”

“It’s nothing.” Putting on his mask, Chen Yu flicked his robe and said, “As a person standing at the top of self-published media, I must have the necessary analytical and deduction capabilities. Otherwise, I won’t be able to deal with the industry’s complex environment. While it is difficult for you to keep up with me, as you are my assistant, you should at least make sure you don’t fall too far behind.”

“I understand!”

“Mhm.”

Nodding, Chen Yu turned around calmly and pulled out his phone from his pocket. He then entered WeChat and quickly typed out a message.

[Chen Yu: “Are you sure it is a protective product?”]

[Transdimensional Marketing: “Yes! Mr. Chen, please stop asking. I have no reason to deceive you.”]

[Chen Yu: “Okay. I’ll get ready to begin the livestream now.”]

[Transdimensional Marketing: “I wish you a smooth broadcast! Goodbye.”]

After exiting his chat window with the Transdimensional Marketing Company’s staff member, Chen Yu suddenly saw that Xing Biqi had sent him many messages.

[Xing Biqi: “Chen Yu, Transdimensional Review is hosting a livestream today. Should we watch it together?”]

Scratching the back of his ear, Chen Yu looked back at Little Peach briefly before typing a reply.

[Chen Yu: “I have something to do outside today, so watch it by yourself.”]

[Xing Biqi: “Is that so? Where are you going? Can you bring me along?”]

[Chen Yu: “A brother of mine is getting an abortion as well as a circumcision while he’s at it, so it isn’t convenient for me to take you.”]

[Xing Biqi: “???”]

[Chen Yu: “Let’s not talk about this for now. I’m going offline, so just watch the livestream yourself. If there’s a lottery, don’t forget to make an entry. Who knows if you’ll win it again?”]

After typing his last message, Chen Yu exited his WeChat and tossed his phone onto his mattress. He then opened the Interstellar Portal, strode across the spatial film, and arrived at the distant Super Floating Castle.

Indeed.

Xing Biqi had forgotten about her trip to Sirius a month ago.

Using the Memory Storage Module, Chen Yu had cut and saved that portion of her memory in one of the storage module’s five biological hard disks.

Unless the digitized memory was exported to her brain again, Xing Biqi would never recall that segment of her life. Of course, Chen Yu had also gotten her consent for this matter.

The reason why Chen Yu had decided to take such an action was simple. It was because he felt that it still wasn’t time for him to reveal his identity.

Meanwhile, Xing Biqi was only a high school student. Whether it was in terms of EQ, IQ, experience, acting skills, etc., she was no match for him. When faced with the many elite agents and veteran reporters, it would be very easy for her to give herself away and invite trouble to herself.

However, Chen Yu also knew that this wasn’t Xing Biqi’s problem.

After all, there weren’t many people in the world who could fight against the elites of a country…

“It’s so lonely at the top.” Sighing faintly, Chen Yu turned around and looked at Little Peach. “What are you still standing there for? Come over. It’s almost nine o’clock.”

“Okay~”

After waiting for Little Peach to cross the portal, Chen Yu closed the wooden door and disconnected the spatial link to his bedroom. He then changed the portal’s shape into a metal arch once more.

“Now that I think about it, it really is boring.”

“Huh?” Blankly, Little Peach asked, “What’s boring?”

“I feel bored at how weak my opponents are.” Stretching his hand and gently stroking the portal’s metal frame, Chen Yu shrugged and said, “It’s been a year already, yet the countless think tanks worldwide still don’t know that this portal is capable of altering its appearance. I can’t feel the pressure at all.”

“That is understandable.” Giving Chen Yu her analysis, Little Peach said, “You are excellent at laying out strategies and formulating detailed plans. Your concealment is impeccable. Even an artificial intelligence like myself can’t see through some of your ideas, let alone ordinary humans.”

“That’s why it’s boring,” Chen Yu said, shrugging. “Isn’t that so?”

Nodding, Little Peach said, “Maybe this is what it feels like to be a genius.”

…

“He is a genius!”

New York, United Nations Headquarters, Observer Conference Hall:

Using a deep voice, America’s representative spoke into the microphone before him, “He is a genius who has left our numerous experts helpless. Right now, I can say for a fact that uncovering his identity is impossible. So long as Transdimensional’s UP doesn’t actively expose himself, we will have no way of uncovering his identity.”

“I agree,” the middle-aged team leader representing China said, raising his hand. “China’s side has also failed. We cannot find him.”

“We also agree,” Japan’s representative said, similarly raising his hand. “I recommend we stop wasting manpower in this aspect. Instead, we should focus on cooperating with Transdimensional’s UP to maintain the future’s stability.”

“We agree, too.” German’s representative raised his hand.

“Agreed.” Britain’s representative raised his hand.

“Does anyone present have any objections to this motion?” America’s representative asked. “We will abandon our investigation into Transdimensional’s UP’s identity and focus our manpower on other aspects. Those who object, please raise your hand.”

“Our side objects,” the Korean representative said with a sharp gaze. “We currently know of the other party’s surname already. Even if Transdimensional’s UP possesses extraordinary wisdom, as the number of livestream he hosts increases, he is bound to give himself away sooner or later. We cannot give up.”

“We object as well,” the Russian representative said, raising his hand. “We agree with Korea’s opinion. We cannot lightly make a conclusion now.”

“We object as well.” The Australian representative said, raising his hand.

“We object, too,” the Pakistani representative said.