Transdimensional Marketing

Chapter 182: This Girl is Sick in The Head

Translator: Exodus Tales  Editor: Exodus Tales

Chapter 182 – This Girl is Sick in The Head

“As shown in the picture, mass M’s…”

Hearing this, Xing Biqi opened her eyes and looked at Chen Yu with a stunned look. “???”

“…While the small object is in motion, the inclined plane always remains still. Then, why is the ground’s normal force facing the inclined plane?” After reading the question, Chen Yu turned to look at Xing Biqi. Frowning, he asked, “Why are you looking at me? Why aren’t you looking at the question?”

“I… This…isn’t right…”

“What isn’t right? You said you can do it all night long. Are you regretting your words now?” Chen Yu sneered.

“No…” Confused, Xing Biqi asked, “T-The studying we talked about is…studying?”

“No wonder your language score is terrible. What do you mean studying is studying? How is this a proper sentence?”

“But the studying I talked about…isn’t studying!” Xing Biqi said in frustration.

“If we’re not studying, why did you invite me here?” Grabbing Xing Biqi’s arm, Chen Yu dragged the girl to his side. He then pointed at the test paper and said, “I’m not wasting this trip. You must study.”

“I…”

“What about you? Which answer are you choosing for this question? Between the ground and inclined plane’s normal force, choose one.”

“This…”

“Stop looking at me! Look at the paper! Does my face have the answer?!” Chen Yu bellowed.

Xing Biqi: “…”

“This question is simple. It is also clearly stated.”

“T-The studying I talked about isn’t this!” Xing Biqi stamped her foot, her cheeks blushing. “I… I wanted to…with you…”

“What do you want from me?”

“I… I wanted to…s-sleep with…you…” the girl said as she covered her face and crouched down. With a teary voice, she repeated, “S-Sleep…”

“Sleep?!” Chen Yu was shocked.

“Mhm.”

“…”

“…”

Suddenly, an awkward atmosphere enveloped the room.

After remaining silent for a long time, Chen Yu helped Xing Biqi up and solemnly said, “We’re still students.”

“B-But…” Xing Biqi looked at Chen Yu with tear-filled eyes.

“There are no buts.” Sighing, Chen Yu continued, “We’re almost in our third year, and there is the National College Entrance Examination afterward. It’s only eight o’clock right now. It’s still too early to sleep. We need to study. If we’re lazy, we won’t improve.”

Xing Biqi: “…”

“Didn’t you say you wanted to do these test questions with me just now? All night even.” Wearing a stern look, Chen Yu said, “I keep to my promises. Since we have agreed to do test questions all night, we’ll continue all the way till midnight.”

After saying so, Chen Yu opened his bag and pulled out a set of mathematics papers, two sets of language papers, two sets of chemistry papers, and four sets of English papers.

“We have more than enough test papers. We definitely won’t finish them all by midnight.”

Xing Biqi: “…”

“Just complete as many papers as you like. I won’t ask you for money for the papers,” Chen Yu said as he patted his chest. “As Class 2’s top student, this is a responsibility I should bear.”

Xing Bigi: “…”

“Stop daydreaming. Back to the question. Which answer will you choose? A: (M+m)g; B: (M+m)g-F; C…”

With a dazed expression, the girl lethargically replied, “B…”

“Correct! It would’ve been too much if you couldn’t even answer such a simple question. Now, next question. As shown in the picture, a mass m slides down from point Q of an inclined plane…”

For a time, the small bedroom was filled with an intense learning atmosphere. The boy and girl in the room thoroughly displayed the desire of Chinese teenagers for knowledge.

Without being afraid of hardships, they were studying so that they could fight for a better tomorrow!

…

Time passed by quickly.

At 10:30 PM, when Xing Biqi answered the final question on the physics paper, her spirit finally collapsed, and she started bawling her eyes out.

“There, there.” Patting the girl’s shoulder, Chen Yu consoled, “This question is indeed difficult. You should indeed be proud of yourself for answering it without help.”

“Chen Yu! You… You scoundrel!”

“Huh?” Frowning, Chen Yu asked, “I spent all that effort teaching you, yet you’re cursing me now? What logic is that?”

“Scoundrel!” Sniffling, Xing Biqi wiped away her tears and repeated, “You big scoundrel!”

“You don’t want to be friends anymore? You want to break things up?”

“I don’t want to be friends with you!” Xing Biqi shouted. She then abruptly lunged forward and hugged Chen Yu while declaring, “I-I want to be lovers with you!”

“…”

“There’s no way you don’t know my intentions! Why are you treating me like this!”

“I really don’t know.” Chen Yu shrugged.

“You were even looking at pornography in class! How can you not know?!”

“Crap, you were spying on me?”

“Chen Yu!” After rubbing her tears away on Chen Yu’s shoulder, Xing Biqi stared at the boy in front of her with widened eyes, “Stop toying with me, alright? I like you.”

Now that the girl had said so much, Chen Yu decided to stop acting dull. After pushing the girl onto the bed, he removed his jacket.

“Uu…”

Xing Biqi’s sorrow immediately turned into joy. Just when she was about to remove her jacket as well, a lightsaber suddenly appeared above her head.

“Stop acting.” With a cold gaze, Chen Yu calmly said, “You’re a government agent, right?”

“W-What…” Xing Biqi retreated in fear as her gaze moved between Chen Yu and the lightsaber. “W-What is this thing?”

“Listen, contact your superior. I just happen to want to have a chat with them.”

“I… Chen Yu, what are you saying?”

“You’ve been exposed, OK? I don’t want to waste any more time,” Chen Yu said as he expanded the lightsaber’s width. He then pulled out the Hypnosis Rattle and continued, “Do you think you can continue keeping your secrets in front of future technology?”

“C-Chen Yu… I don’t know what you are talking about!” Xing Biqi paled in fright, and she retreated even further back.

“If that’s the case…” Squinting his eyes, Chen Yu yawned.

Immediately, an invisible brainwave spread from the Yawning Denture, stimulating the girl’s brain and causing it to heat up slightly.

“Uu…”

Xing Biqi’s struggling dulled, and her eyelids drooped.

Seeing this, Chen Yu shook the Hypnosis Rattle three times.

Ding, ring.

Ding, ring.

Ding, ring…

Thud.

Xing Biqi immediately fell into a semi-conscious state, and her body slid down from the bed and onto the ground.

“You have successfully completed your mission and received the government’s reward,” Chen Yu said in a calm tone.

“R-Reward…” the girl mumbled.

“Your superior asks you, how did you gain the target’s trust?”

“T-Trust…”

“Who’s the target?”

“Target… The target is…”

“Who is it?” Chen Yu repeated.

“It… It is Chen Yu…”

“Sure enough.” Chen Yu sneered.

“I… I finally married…married Chen Yu…”

Chen Yu: “??”

“So… So happy… N-No… Not the whip…”

“Hey! Stop deviating!” Shaking the rattle three more times, Chen Yu asked, “You’re an agent, and you’re currently reporting on your mission.”

“What… What mission…” Xing Biqi frowned. She thoroughly destroyed the setting Chen Yu had established in her mind and returned to the wedding scene. “Hehe… We are going to…have lots of babies…”

Placing down the rattle, Chen Yu fell into deep thought as he stared at the radiant smile on Xing Biqi’s face.

Afterward.

For nearly half an hour, he had constructed all sorts of scenarios in the girl’s mind. However, he did not gain any information showing that related her to being an “agent.”

At this point, the truth was out.

Xing Biqi’s transfer to Sixth High’s Class 2-2 at Chen Yu’s “crucial” period was indeed only a coincidence.

“Well, this is goddamned embarrassing.”

Chen Yu scratched his head in frustration.

“I did such horrible things to her, yet she still likes me? Is this girl sick in the head?”

After Chen Yu pondered for a long time, a rare emotion called “guilt” formed in his heart. Sighing, he picked up the girl from the ground and gently set her down on the bed.

Clang!

At this time, the sound of the metal gate closing suddenly came from outside the bedroom. This sound was then followed by the sound of hurried footsteps. A moment later, an elderly man hurriedly pushed open the bedroom door, held up the bag in his hands, and happily said, “My good granddaughter, look what we bought for…you…”

Maintaining his posture, Chen Yu stiffly turned his head around.

Old man: “…What…”

Chen Yu: “I-I’m teaching her physics. Do you believe me?”

Old man: “…”

Chen Yu: “Your granddaughter is great. She’s a fast learner…”