Transdimensional Marketing

Chapter 176: Great Wall Battle (2)

Translator: Exodus Tales  Editor: Exodus Tales

Chapter 176 – Great Wall Battle (2)

Boom!

4.

Boom!

3…

At this time, the bullet comment group and donation group were fully focused. Everyone was silently counting down in their hearts.

Meanwhile, the distant tourists dare not approach. In fact, they retreated further and further away from the battlefield.

[Female Assistant, good luck! We’ll support you forever!]

[Bullet Comment Group, fight! Show the Donation Group that money isn’t everything!]

[The octopus is so cute.]

[That’s a squid.]

[Aren’t octopus and squid the same thing?]

[The game will be more lively with more players. Why not continue playing in Conquest mode?]

Boom!

1.

Boom!

As the clouds exploded for the final time, the players of both teams simultaneously fired their weapons at the tower.

Takka, takka, takka…

Takka! Takka!

Whoosh— Boom!

The color of the tower’s five floors rapidly switched between red and blue.

When the tower had more red paint on it, it would move toward the blue team’s area.

When there was more red paint, the tower would move toward the red team’s area.

Both sides’ firepower was evenly matched, and the tower pushing battle fell into a stalemate right off the bat.

Seeing this situation, an idea came to Chen Yu’s mind. While both sides were joyfully launching paint at the tower, he decisively circled around the building. He then fired his pistols at the bullet comment group.

Takka! Takka! Takka, takka, takka…

Boom!!

The foreigner LiYi got struck by Chen Yu’s sneak attack and instantly exploded.

However, his explosion also dyed a large patch of the tower in paint. Immediately, the squid tower moved toward the donation group’s base.

Meanwhile, by the time Little Peach had reacted to Chen Yu’s ambush and redirected her submachine gun, Chen Yu had already retreated to cover.

“Didn’t you guys want a present?”

After saying so, Chen Yu pulled out the grenade he just received, removed the pin, and tossed it across the tower.

Boom!!

Boom!

Boom!

A massive explosion of blue paint instantly killed two red team members who failed to react in time.

“Hehe, we won.”

Pressing the attack, Chen Yu pulled out two more grenades, arming them, and tossing them over to the enemy team.

Boom!!

Boom!!

Boom!

When the two grenades exploded, not only did they successfully kill a red member, but they had also covered the squid tower in blue paint. As a result, the tower changed directions and started moving toward the bullet comment group’s base.

“That’s one more dead.”

Chen Yu pulled out another grenade and armed it. However, just as he was about to toss it, a figure suddenly leaped up from the wall beside him, and the assault rifle in the intruder’s hands fiercely sprayed paint all over him.

This person was none other than the soldier Chen Yu had recruited on the fly!

Takka! Takka! Takka! Takka!

Chen Yu, who took the brunt of the attack, exploded directly. A moment later, Sony’s representative and Turing’s representative, who had reacted a tad bit too slowly, also exploded.

However, the soldier’s reign did not last long. Using his three fallen allies’ death explosion as cover, the bank representative charged forward and smashed his paint roller on the soldier’s head.

Smack!

“Ah!”

The soldier let out a cry as he lost his balance and fell off the wall.

Hurriedly, the bank representative ran forward and looked over the wall, only to discover that the soldier had already exploded into a bundle of paint after falling onto the cliff below.

“Huh?”

Looking at his giant paint roller, the bank representative’s eyes glowed as he realized the correct way to use his weapon.

Licking his lips, the bank representative lifted his paint roller and charged across the tower. “Demaci-Ah!”

Bang!

However, as soon as he revealed himself, he immediately exploded due to Little Peach’s paint.

“That’s four. One to go…”

After making a quick calculation with her fingers, Little Peach bent her knees and jumped onto the tower. After quickly arriving at the top, she stared down and found Disney’s representative in the midst of fiddling with his Italian Artillery.

“Bye-bye!”

After taking aim, Little Peach happily pulled the trigger on the representative.

Takka! Takka! Takka!

Boom!

After a burst of blue paint, Little Peach was the only player remaining on the battlefield.

[Crap! Their strategy is wonderful!]

[That soldier is so awesome. He actually climbed over the wall.]

[The bullet comment group won!]

[The female assistant is impressive!]

[I hope the female assistant can fall head-down.]

[Old driver, lololol.]

[I want to see it as well.]

“I won!”

Little Peach cheered as she stood atop the tower. Just as she was about to jump down and continue firing paint at the tower, she noticed that the squid underneath her feet was actually staring at her.

Little Peach blinked her eyes.

The squid also blinked its eyes.

“…”

“…”

Pointing her submachine gun at the squid, Little Peach asked, “What are you looking at?”

Seemingly enraged, the squid extended its tentacles and grabbed Little Peach’s feet…

“Uu! What are you trying to do?!”

Before Little Peach could put up a struggle, the squid swung her over a dozen meters into the air before falling on the cliff below the Great Wall. After her body rolled and smashed against the cliff several times, she exploded into a bundle of paint.

After another dozen or so seconds passed, Chen Yu finally revived at his team’s base. Looking at his two teammates that just revived as well, he said, “You two, take care of the frontlines. Leave ambushing the enemy team to me. Also, pay attention to your sides. Don’t let that soldier ambush us again.”

“Understood.”

“No problem.”

After taking a deep breath, Chen Yu exercised his joints before holstering his pistols. He then dashed forward like the wind, his speed easily surpassing 10 meters per second.

When he arrived before the tower, he turned and jumped off the Great Wall before grabbing onto the battlements. Relying on his waist and arms’ explosive power, he rapidly climbed meter by meter toward the bullet comment group.

[What kind of skill is this?]

[Didn’t he run faster than Usain Bolt just now?]

[I already said UP was an alien!]

[The alien theory is confirmed now.]

[He might be Superman as well.]

[He’s using cheats now that he’s losing.]

[My husband is super handsome!]

[Is it the protective suit’s doing? After all, he’s wearing the protective suit right now.]

[The protective suit doesn’t accelerate his running speed. He also isn’t flying right now.]

[Smith Barney Paint uses the same paint as the Squid Girl! It reduces formaldehyde by 70%! All major stores sell it!]

[This ad is a little bold…]

After Chen Yu felt that he had climbed a suitable distance, he pulled himself up the battlements. His feet then pushed against the battlements, sending him “flying” into the air.

While in mid-air, Chen Yu gazed down at the three players standing in the bullet comment group’s base. He then quickly drew his guns and pulled the trigger!

Bang! Bang!

Boom!

Bang! Bang!

Boom!

Bang!

Boom!

Accompanied by three bursts of red paint, Chen Yu jumped from one side of the Great Wall to the other, his elegant performance making it seem like a master of gun-fu.

“Focus on painting the tower! I’ll kill the enemies!”

Chen Yu shouted before dashing into the bullet comment group’s base. He planned to thoroughly block his opponents inside their base and support his teammates in pushing the tower. That way, he would leave an image of a brave and intelligent leader in the minds of his two million viewers…

At this time, Little Peach had finally resurrected. Seeing Chen Yu rushing toward her, her eyes immediately lit up with a red glow as both her computing chips started operating simultaneously.

Bang! Bang!

After advancing by another five meters, Chen Yu raised his pistols and pulled the trigger, sending two jets of paint flying at Little Peach.

“Speed is 47 meters per second, range is 70 meters, declination angle is 15°…”

After completing her high-speed calculations, Little Peach side-stepped left and right to evade both shots of paint. She then raised her submachine gun and started her counterattack.

Seeing this, Chen Yu submerged into the blue paint, transforming into a squid and rapidly retreating.

“You won’t get away!”

Following suit, Little Peach jumped into the red paint and chased after Chen Yu.

As Chen Yu was on the bullet comment group’s territory, minimal areas were covered in blue paint. After diving around for a while, Chen Yu had no choice but to resurface and retaliate with his guns.

“Hey! I’m here!”

Little Peach suddenly emerged from behind Chen Yu. Instead of firing her gun, however, she tossed it away and pounced on Chen Yu.

Hearing the sound of wind coming from behind him, Chen Yu executed a roundhouse kick without hesitation.

Boom!

Little Peach blocked the kick with her right hand and grabbed Chen Yu’s feet with her left hand. She then pushed Chen Yu onto the ground and rode on his body. “I finally have you underneath me!”

Chen Yu: “…”

“Do you surrender?”

“Surrendermy ass!”

Sneering, Chen Yu pulled out a grenade and detonated it!