Transdimensional Marketing

Chapter 168: Only Sanke is Cute

Translator: Exodus Tales  Editor: Exodus Tales

Chapter 168 – Only Sanke is Cute

What the? Can she see me?

Inside the Chen abode’s living room, Chen Yu held his breath as he hid within the Invisibility Cloak.

“Huh?” Tilting her head in doubt, Chen Erke set aside her crayon and stood up. She then started walking in Chen Yu’s direction.

Can she really see me?

Startled, Chen Yu hurriedly backed away.

Meanwhile, after arriving at Chen Yu’s original position, Chen Erke got down on all fours and sniffed the floor. “Where did this foot odor come from?”

Chen Yu: “…”

“It’s smelly like Big Brother’s.”

Chen Yu: “…”

“Disgusting.” Chen Erke frowned and stuck out her tongue. She then returned to the sofa and continued her drawing.

Chen Yu: “…”

Not cute at all!

Chen Yu inwardly cursed before turning around and heading toward the bathroom.

Maybe because he was angry, he suddenly felt an urge to pee.

Slide.

When he pulled open the bathroom door, a puff of cigarette smoke greeted him.

Upon looking through the camera, Chen Yu’s expression promptly darkened.

The husky was currently lying on the edge of the toilet, and it held a lit cigarette in its paw as it leisurely spat out smoke from its mouth.

Meanwhile, when the husky heard the sound of the door sliding open, it “absent-mindedly” turned around. Seeing that nobody was at the door, it took another puff of its cigarette before flicking the ash into the toilet.

Huff.

Gray smoke flowed out of the husky’s nostrils, and the dog rolled back its eyes in satisfaction.

Splash!

At this time, a stream of yellowish water suddenly sprayed out from thin air, extinguishing the cigarette…

“What the woof?” The husky immediately became dumbfounded. Tilting its canine head, it observed the stream of water that appeared out of nowhere, a blank look appearing on its face.

Splash…

Shortly after, the stream of water shrank until it disappeared in a trickle. The next moment, Chen Yu abruptly removed the Invisibility Cloak and grabbed the extinguished cigarette in the husky’s paw. After tossing the cigarette into the toilet, he bellowed, “You damned animal, you’re smoking?!”

The husky’s eyes widened as it looked at Chen Yu, who had appeared out of nowhere. It then looked at the cigarette in the toilet before saying, “Meow?”

“‘Meow’ my ass! You’re a dog!” Grabbing the husky by its ear, Chen Yu demanded, “Speak! Nobody in the family smokes! Where did you get your cigarette?!”

“Woof! Woof, woof!” the husky explained.

Chen Yu: “…”

“Woof, woof! Awoof!” With a serious expression, the husky shrugged and said, “Woof.”

“Can you speak human words?”

“Woof~ Can’t talk, awoo…”

“English?!” Chen Yu gaped in shock. “You learned how to speak English?!”

“Y-Yes…” Opening its mouth, the husky squeezed out a few ambiguous words, “Any que…estiwoo~ons?”

After a long silence, Chen Yu flushed the toilet and put on the Invisibility Cloak. He then silently exited the bathroom before saying, “Sorry for the interruption, boss.”

After closing the sliding door, Chen Yu crouched in front of the bathroom and started drawing circles on the ground, a feeling of sadness filling his heart.

This dog had learned English just by following Chen Yike around all day…

Was it going to start studying the theory of relativity in the future?

“Ugh.”

After sighing deeply, Chen Yu walked toward Chen Yike’s room.

Logically, if the dog can learn English by tagging along with Eldest, there’s no reason why I can’t learn from her, too, right?

With such thoughts in mind, Chen Yu gently pushed open the door to Chen Yike’s room. And through the small gap formed, he saw Chen Yike doing something incomprehensible before her study table…

She was playing air piano while staring at the piano poster on the wall! Her mouth was even dubbing sounds to her actions! “Dang, dang, dang! Dang, dang!”

Her intoxicated expression, swaying body, and dancing hair dealt a severe blow to Chen Yu’s spirit. In the end, Chen Yu chose to close the door slowly.

Lunatics!

This family is filled with lunatics!

Chen Yu scratched his head in agony. After looking around at a loss for a while, he dragged his feet toward the master bedroom.

Upon entering the bedroom, he saw Chen Sanke lying on a small bed. She was currently fast asleep while hugging her gold-plated feeding bottle, the sunlight that snuck through the sheer curtains leaving little spots on her face. Overall, a tranquil and serene atmosphere filled the entire bedroom.

Instantly, Chen Yu’s mental state regained its calm due to this warm scene.

Out of everyone in the family, only Third Eldest is cute.

Sighing, Chen Yu walked up to Chen Sanke and extended his hand out of the Invisibility Cloak. He then gently stroked the little girl’s plump face.

“This feeling, this elasticity. Tsk, tsk.”

“Uu…” Chen Sanke opened one of her eyes in a daze. After looking around and finding no one, she nestled her head back into her pillow and continued sleeping.

At this time, the evil claw appeared out of thin air once more, and it grabbed at Chen Sanke’s cheek.

“Huh?” Chen Sanke opened her eyes and blinked. However, she still failed to find anybody around her.

She then closed her eyes again. Shortly after, though, faint crackling sounds entered her ears.

“My cookies!”

Abruptly sitting up, Chen Sanke hurriedly looked toward the butter cookie box beside her bed. Five small cookies sat neatly inside the box.

“Five pieces? There are five pieces left?”

Suspiciously scratching her feet, Chen Sanke laid back down on her bed while tightly hugging the cookie box. Drowsiness overtaking her mind, she dazedly fell asleep again.

Three minutes later, the devil’s hand appeared once more, and it gently pulled away Chen Sanke’s feeding bottle and cookie box.

When the hand returned the two items it took, both containers were empty…

“How cute.” Chen Yu muttered as he smacked his lips. He then tiptoed out of the room. “She even knows how to leave some food for her Big Brother…”

…

Shortly after Chen Yu returned to his room, he heard the sound of Chen Erke and Chen Sanke fighting in the living room.

“Hah… Both of them are sisters. Can’t they live in harmony?”

Chen Yu grew worried about the relationship between his two younger sisters for one second. Afterward, he ignored their fight and tossed the Invisibility Cloak aside. He then laid down on his bed and slid his finger across his watch’s screen to inspect the Transdimensional Store’s final recommended product.

[5. The Eager Squid Girl: Produced by the Nintendo Company in 2344. The Eager Squid Girl is the latest generation augmented reality combat game, and it supports up to 5 vs. 5 vs. 5 battles. After putting on the squid suit, players will have a chibi version of themselves generated with virtual rendering, and they can participate in battle using this chibi unit. The ink sprayed out by the weapon is created through the use of virtual lighting and quantum foam. People who are not participating in the game will not be affected by this ink. The selling price is 120 points.][1]

An augmented reality combat game?

Chen Yu’s eyes instantly lit up with excitement. After carefully reading the explanation once more, he fell into a conundrum.

Seeing that the manufacturer was Nintendo, this product should be a game. In that case, it should be suitable for hosting an interactive livestream, and the performance of the livestream would be excellent. However, after including tax, the total price would exceed 130 points.

It’s a little expensive.

After frowning and pondering for some time, Chen Yu looked toward Little Peach, who was hard at work…

I’m doing this to let Little Peach relax as well as increase the channel’s popularity. It’s definitely not because I want to play as well.

Thinking up to this point, Chen Yu clicked the ‘Purchase’ button without hesitation.

[128 points expended (product + tax). Remaining points: 65]

Buzz!

A wormhole appeared in the room immediately, and a large, white box fell out of it.

Thud.

Upon hearing the box landing, Little Peach promptly turned around and cried out in joy, “It’s a toy!”

Stunned, Chen Yu asked, “How do you know?”

“I was tricking you, but now I’m sure!” Little Peach jumped off her chair excitedly and ran up to the delivery box. She then revealed a stupid smile on her face as she said, “Great! A toy! Can robots play it as well?”

“…Sometimes…” Chen Yu held his aching forehead. “I don’t know if your IQ is low or high.”

Without waiting for the wormhole to disappear, Little Peach picked up the delivery box and handed it to Chen Yu. With sparkles in her beautiful eyes, she said, “Mr. Chen, open it.”

“This is for a livestream.” Waving his hand, Chen Yu said, “We’ll only open it during the additional livestream.”

“When will we host it?”

“The official livestream just ended. Let’s wait a few more days. For now, announce the livestream on the broadcasting platforms to hype it up.”

“Okay!” Little Peach hurriedly put down the package and ran up to her laptop. She then loudly tapped away at the keyboard.

Meanwhile, Chen Yu picked up the package and weighed it in his hands. Simultaneously, he started planning for the upcoming additional livestream. “This interactive livestream is going to be interesting…”

After saying so, Chen Yu’s eyes fell on the other delivery box he had opened. Suddenly, he realized something and started frantically searching about his room.

“Dammit! Where’s my cloak?!”

TL Notes:

[1]Squid Girl: This is the name of an anime/manga.

Wikipedia Link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squid_Girl

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