Time Travel: The Best Doctor in Ancient Times
Chapter 1900 - 1488: Hurry Up and Take Yuan Bao Down!
It must be said, hanging oneself is quite the experience for Yuan Bao, like a young girl getting on a sedan chair for the first time!
After all, it’s seeking death, no one can do it smoothly, can they?
"Master! Lady! Wait for Yuan Bao!"
He let out a loud howl again, cheering himself on in his heart!
It’s just death, isn’t it?
What’s there to be scared of?
His own lady always said, losing your head is just a big scar the size of a bowl. As a faithful little eunuch, Yuan Bao would never cling to life and fear death!
"You wait for Yuan Bao, we’ll be companions on the Yellow Springs Road!"
Letting out another howl, Yuan Bao tightly closed his eyes!
It must be said, suicide requires great courage, especially for someone like Yuan Bao who has the mind of Er Que. Having experienced death once, facing it again brings even more fear than for ordinary people!
Just like that, with his neck hung on the belt, Yuan Bao howled for a long time, even kicked his feet a few times, but still wasn’t mentally prepared to commit suicide...
Heaven pity him, Gu Changsheng and Zhou Mu are not dead; if they really were, while Yuan Bao howled for them to wait on the Yellow Springs Road, they’d have waited until the flowers withered...
Of course, the flowers didn’t wither!
No one knows how long the blooming period of Sinful Sea Flowers is, but Gu Changsheng’s speed in destroying these flowers was genuinely impressive!
Just as Yuan Bao finally mustered the courage of a newborn to decide to kick and hang himself, a pervasive fragrance of flowers suddenly wafted in from midair on the Fifth Level of the Star Innate Tower...
Yuan Bao found the scent very familiar, just like the floral fragrance he encountered in the illusion when he first entered the Star Innate Tower, a suffocating scent, carrying a touch of despair...
Dangling from the belt, Yuan Bao raised his head and was instantly dumbfounded...
What is going on?
Could it be that his master and lady are not dead?
As the waves of floral scents hit him, Yuan Bao was so shocked that he raised his head, and before he could react, a loud crash occurred right next to him, followed by a series of them, like dumplings being dropped into a pot, one after another...
Still hanging from the belt, Yuan Bao wanted to make a move, but before he could, his eyes widened, shaking his head as he watched the figures falling from the sky, refusing with all his might, "No... no..."
Don’t fall on me!
He’s still hanging himself! Ahhhhh...
"Boom!"
"Boom!"
"..."
"Hic..."
"..."
Amidst the series of crashes, a hiccup before suffocation stood out quite starkly!
Because among the hundred or so people who escaped the Sinful Sea Flower Illusion Realm after Gu Changsheng had picked all the Sinful Sea Flowers, one happened to fall right on Yuan Bao...
Yuan Bao, still hanging, staggered, and the belt around his neck tightened...
Frantically trying to find the sack he was standing on, Yuan Bao tragically discovered that someone had knocked his footrest askew! It was askew...
Clutching the belt he was hanging from, Yuan Bao looked utterly disheveled!
Yuan Bao was round and chubby, definitely overweight, and this gravity was much stronger than that of ordinary people hanging themselves...
If he weren’t a martial artist with good arm strength, he might have died hanging on the stairs after just a few breaths...
"Help... help..." he intermittently called for help, still hanging by the belt.
"Oh my god! Finally, I’m out! I thought I’d be trapped in that Sinful Sea Flower Illusion Realm until the sea dried up and stones decayed!"
Gu Changsheng, supported by Zhou Mu, climbed up from the ground.
Damn it, the way we exited the Sinful Sea Flower Illusion was quite unexpected, we actually fell from midair!
It’s no surprise that everyone landed in a heap!
"Help... Wife, help..." Yuan Bao heard his wife’s voice and was so moved he almost cried! No! He actually cried!
Oh heavens, his master and wife were fine, but he was almost in trouble!
"Huh?" Gu Changsheng and Zhou Mu, upon helping Shi Wujue up, immediately heard cries for help coming from the spiral staircase...
At this moment, the ones who escaped the Sinful Sea Flower Illusionary Realm and took a big fall hadn’t recovered yet. This cry for help was too familiar to Gu Changsheng—it was undoubtedly her own Yuan Bao Xiao Er Que!
"Xiao Er Que, what are you doing? You’re just a little eunuch, do you have some unresolved romance, insisting on hanging yourself here?" Gu Changsheng and Zhou Mu let go of Shi Wujue’s hand and quickly ran over to the hanging Yuan Bao.
Gu Changsheng blinked, filled with doubt!
The Sinful Sea Flower at the end of emotions, could the Sinful Sea Flower actually affect Yuan Bao, this rootless little eunuch?
Yuan Bao clung to the belt around his neck with both hands, his face full of anguish...
"Xiao Er Que, tell me, what person can’t you let go of? Must you seek death? Is it some little palace maid? At worst, is it some man? Seeing your act of hanging yourself, I feel like I haven’t cared enough for you on regular days! Tell me, what emotional events can’t you let go of? Your wife will definitely make it happen for you!" Gu Changsheng looked up at the hanging Yuan Bao, confident she could fix it, and patted her boldly chested self assuredly.
"..." Yuan Bao, hanging there, really began to cry!
Little palace maid? Man?
What’s all this?
He’s just a little eunuch, that’s all!
His wife’s logic, how could it be so baffling?
Moreover, the key now is clearly not this, okay?
Can’t his wife see that he’s about to hang dead?
If he really hangs and dies, no matter the palace maid and man fantasizes, wouldn’t it all be over?
Wuwu...
Save me!
Zhou Mu looked at the small woman beside him, seemingly righteous thinking about Yuan Bao’s lifelong matters, then looked at the now tearful Yuan Bao, helplessly rubbed his forehead gesture akin to a God Emperor, whispering with a voice full of indulgent helplessness, "Perhaps it’s best to take him down at this time..."
With Yuan Bao’s weight, if he hangs a bit longer, even if he doesn’t want to die, he’d definitely perish!
"Ah! Right! I actually forgot!" Upon hearing Zhou Mu, Gu Changsheng comes to her senses and quickly calls Zhou Mu and Shi Wujue, "Quick, quick, quick! Quickly get our Xiao Er Que down!"
Upon hearing this, Yuan Bao instantly felt so moved he was about to cry!
Indeed, his master was still his true master!
Relying on his wife for anything was likely asking for grass to grow one foot high on his grave!
Gu Changsheng, Zhou Mu, and Shi Wujue hurriedly freed Yuan Bao hanging in mid-air; with Yuan Bao’s size, one person might not actually manage it!
Once Yuan Bao freed himself from the hanging belt, he immediately clung to Zhou Mu and Gu Changsheng’s legs, bursting into tears, "Master! Wife! If you’d been even a moment later, I’d have gone to follow you on the Yellow Springs Road..."
"Uh... What Yellow Springs Road? Can’t you think of something lucky?" Hearing this, Gu Changsheng twitched her mouth, deeply moved, stroked Yuan Bao’s head reassuringly, and softly said, "What kind of person do you think your wife is? Even if I wanted to die, Lord Yama might not dare to take me! It’s all fine now... Come, fix your belt, all your disheveled clothes; how do you look..."
With that, Gu Changsheng took off the belt Yuan Bao used for hanging and handed it to him.
Yuan Bao took the belt, stood up from the ground, and swiftly put it on. Seeing his master, wife, and Shi Wujue were safe, Yuan Bao was instantly relieved!
Once relieved, Yuan Bao exploded!
With hands on his hips, his round eyes fiercely scanned the surroundings, Yuan Bao almost hysterically shouted, "Who dropped something on me earlier? Who was it that nearly killed me? Come out! I promise not to beat you to death!"
He was just hesitating whether to hang himself or not!
It’s all because of that sudden thing falling—it was a deadly critical hit for him in the process!
If it weren’t for his master and wife waking up quickly, Yuan Bao, the proud chief personal eunuch next to the Crown Prince of Great Zhou, would really have hung here. His lifetime of reputation, almost completely gone!
"Cough cough..." Yuan Bao’s shout left Gu Changsheng blinking in surprise, she couldn’t help but cover her lips with her hand, coughing twice, and opened her mouth hesitantly, "Um, shouldn’t the hanging rope be what you tied yourself, and didn’t you hang yourself? Can’t really blame others for this, right?"
This hanging thing really only involves one person, outsiders really can’t help much!
"You don’t know, I hadn’t completely decided to die when something hit me, causing me to be hung directly! Wife, that person was simply out for my life!" Yuan Bao responded immediately, annoyed.
"Uh..." Hearing this, Gu Changsheng’s face momentarily stiffened; twitching at the corners, she couldn’t help but ask, "Weren’t you supposedly thinking we’d died and wanted to follow us? At heart, you were just making a gesture and didn’t really want to accompany us in ’death’..."
"..." Upon hearing this, Yuan Bao’s anger momentarily halted, his round jade-like face showed a particularly strange expression. Instantly, he grabbed his wife’s sleeve, crying and sniffling, "Wife, don’t think that way, my loyalty to you is witnessed by the heavens, obvious like the sun and moon, unwavering in life and death, following till the end..."
Under Yuan Bao’s whining, the corner of Gu Changsheng’s eye twitched rhythmically, especially when she saw a familiar figure continuously retreating from the scene where Yuan Bao had been hanging; Gu Changsheng’s mouth couldn’t help but twitch...
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