Chapter 1801 - 1403: Changsheng Gets Her Period—Chaos Ensues!

Bored with nothing to do, what’s this treasure hunting game?

It forced her to go treasure hunting!

Gu Changsheng couldn’t help but want to curse the Chihuahua every time she thought of this!

However, she also understood deep down that if it weren’t for the existence of those three Cold Iron Keys, by now, the final key to open the Divine Demise Land would likely have fallen into the hands of Fufeng Tianlan and the others!

Compared to such an important item falling into Fufeng Tianlan’s hands, Gu Changsheng felt that even if she was being used, it was better to have the item still in her possession, making her feel more at ease!

Even if someone is leading her by the nose, at least she needs to ensure that she, the one being led, has some value, right?

"Alright, don’t think too much about it. Don’t you always say, ’when the car reaches the mountain, there’s sure to be a road; when the boat reaches the bridge head, it’ll naturally go straight’?" Zhou Mu saw his little woman looking worried and raised a hand to gently rub her hair, speaking softly. "By sunset, we’ll reach the Tashi Tribe, and once we meet Ta You, everything will become clear. Right now, even thinking too much won’t help, right?"

"Mm..." Hearing this, Gu Changsheng nodded, showing a smile to her evildoer, then retracted her thoughts. She rolled over on the long-haired carpet in the carriage, resting her head on her evildoer’s lap, slowly closing her eyes.

There’s a long way to go!

It’s very boring, so she might rather sleep!

Seeing the carriage grow quiet, Yuan Bao naturally knew that his mistress had agreed to Landuoer’s words. Though he was still displeased with that girl Ling Dang, he still whipped the horse to follow Landuoer’s team.

Encircled in the team’s center, Landuoer and her entourage saw Gu Changsheng’s two carriages following, thus continuing the journey.

"Miss, that servant driving the carriage is really annoying, always acting superior and bossy, just so irritating!" Yuan Bao could complain, and so could Ling Dang.

"That servant, able to serve him in front of them, and being so round, is probably unique to him..." Hearing this, Landuoer pondered for a moment, then shook her head with a wry smile. "He certainly has the audacity to act superior and bossy..."

The most trusted confidant of the Undefeated War God of Great Zhou, Zhou Mu, the plump eunuch Yuan Bao who reportedly saved Zhou Mu’s life during childhood, liked by Southern Emperor Changsheng. If he, being a servant, didn’t have the audacity to act superior and bossy, then no servant in the world could justify such behavior!

"Miss always boosts others’ morale while diminishing her own prestige!" Ling Dang grumbled in dissatisfaction immediately upon hearing this.

"You! Listen to me, don’t go looking for trouble with them...." Landuoer looked at her loyal yet slightly stubborn maid, helplessly advising again.

"Alright, Miss, you’ve said this so many times, I know, I won’t go looking for trouble with them!" Ling Dang waved the whip in her hand, not looking for trouble meant she could still give them a bad face!

"Miss, their carriage is heavily loaded and moving very slowly!"

"That’s because we’re no longer the injured soldiers from a few days ago, naturally moving faster than when wounded. When they rescued us from Evil Wolf Valley, they must have found us slow as well!"

"Miss, why do you always speak for them!"

"Because, they are not to be messed with..."

"..."

Conversations between the mistress and servant resounded from the middle of the team.

One spoke subtly, but truthfully.

The other listened bewilderedly, utterly lost!

This is the difference in intelligence; completely mismatched, no solution!

Just as maid Ling Dang complained, Gu Changsheng and the gang’s carriages indeed moved very slowly, not for any other reason but because a certain woman in the carriage... fell asleep!

What would Zhou Mu’s reaction be seeing Gu Changsheng asleep?

His reaction was straightforward, directly sending a secret message to Yuan Bao to slow down the carriage, not to disturb the woman resting in his embrace!

Yuan Bao, being a loyal good eunuch, naturally followed whatever his lord said!

Thus, it’s not unreasonable for Ling Dang to complain; their carriage indeed moved very slowly, not at all like they were rushing...

At noon, Gu Changsheng was half-awake, being given a cup of hot milk to drink. Then, still clinging to a certain man’s lap, she continued sleeping...

Watching the woman who slept with her mouth opening and closing at his lap, Zhou Mu couldn’t help but bend his lips into a soft smile and lean down to plant a gentle kiss on her cheek...

As a result, Gu Changsheng’s slow-moving carriages caused them to delay reaching the Tashi Tribe until nightfall!

Although it clearly only takes a day to travel from the Kelie faction to the Tashi Tribe, yet... yet...

Landuoer and her trusted subordinates, having just spent two days recovering from the Bowel Cleansing Powder even after taking medicine, looked back to see those two carriages had already stopped!

Landuoer had no choice but to raise her hand to halt her team, stopping the hundreds-strong group about seventy or eighty miles outside Tashi Tribe’s main city to set up pots and cook!

"Miss! Miss! Look at them! They did this on purpose! You kindly wanted to bring them into the city, and they deliberately dragged their feet! Truly ungrateful!" Ling Dang jumped in anger, eager to run over and argue with Gu Changsheng and the others.

Landuoer shook her head, "Alright, stop it. Go and ask them if they’re lacking anything, send it to them if needed!"

"Miss!" Ling Dang stomped her foot, but seeing her mistress turn away, knew it was unchangeable, so she frustratedly rushed towards where Gu Changsheng’s carriages were parked.

In fact, at this very moment, where Gu Changsheng was located, two carriages stopped nearby, around the campfire were three men and a eunuch, their expressions indeed were quite colorful...

How should I put it?

Can you imagine two men, as charming and elegant as immortals, with faces flushed red in embarrassment and annoyance, yet looking extremely awkward?

Their expressions were almost like they had seen spring palace pictures...

"Yuan Bao, are you done yet?" Zhou Mu glanced at Yuan Bao fiddling among the pile of luggage, asking in a rather peculiar tone.

"Master, please don’t rush me, this thing, I’m encountering it for the first time, just like a maiden boarding a sedan chair for the first time, don’t worry, don’t worry, let me study it a bit more..." Yuan Bao, fighting with a pile of cotton cloth, was sweating all over, looking utterly disheveled...

Menstrual belt!

Menstrual belt!

Godfather, although I am a eunuch, not a proper man per se, still, doesn’t mean I am a woman either, right?

Who can tell him, the former first Grand Steward of the County Prince’s Mansion, now so full of himself, how exactly to handle this menstrual belt?

This is really killing me!

It’s even more unbearable than not letting Yuan Bao eat!

That’s right!

You’re right!

What Yuan Bao is fiddling with is indeed a menstrual belt!

And among them, the only person who needed a menstrual belt was Gu Changsheng!

Heaven only knows, at this moment, lying in the carriage, not daring to move even a bit, Gu Changsheng was internally collapsing... collapsing...

Previously, in Linyuan City, after several life-and-death situations, Gu Changsheng’s menstruation became quite irregular, so she almost neglected this issue, but who would’ve thought that halfway through the journey, the relative who hadn’t visited in a month or two, would suddenly show up?

The unexpected visit of Aunt Flo surprised Gu Changsheng greatly, but it was most shocking to Zhou Mu!

He wasn’t just surprised, he was almost frightened!

Gu Changsheng opened her eyes slightly, glancing at the clothes placed under her...

Alright then...

It was the overcoat of her own evildoer...

Gu Changsheng had always known about her bad sleeping habits, so after falling asleep, she unconsciously climbed onto her own evildoer’s body...

Then...

Then, when her evildoer felt something was wrong and exclaimed with a bloody hand, the waking Gu Changsheng truly wished she could just die!

What on earth is this?

Her first day, in full flood, and it’s on a carriage? And on her own evildoer?

Gu Changsheng remembered her own evildoer, staring in panic at the bloodstains on his hand, eyes filled with terror, pulling her in for an examination and even wanting to heal her with power transmission...

That embarrassment... Gu Changsheng dared to swear to the flesh, that never in this life would she want to experience again!

There’s simply nothing more humiliating than this!

Then, when Gu Changsheng finally explained to her evildoer that she was not dying, but her relative had come, and finally sent her evildoer off the carriage, listening to the four men outside getting tangled over the menstrual belt, Gu Changsheng’s embarrassment hit so hard that she was practically begging for the ground to swallow her, she was so embarrassed she couldn’t face the world again...

Ahhhhhhhhh...

Inside the carriage, Gu Changsheng buried her head in the long-haired carpet, with her lower body cushioned by her evildoer’s overcoat, praying fervently to the Heavens for a thunderbolt to strike her dead!

If not, and no thunder comes, at least a woman to save her would work too!

Don’t let those four men outside continue to fuss over the menstrual belt, it’s exploding the embarrassment levels!

Moreover, the more important thing is, even if those four men outside wrangle over it all night, and the blood floods the carriage, they might still not manage to make an emergency menstrual belt ahhhhh...

Just when Gu Changsheng was internally screaming, the maid Ling Dang rode over angrily, casting an unkind glance at the four men around the campfire, with her brows furrowed, she spoke with disdain, "What are you doing? What are you fiddling with cloth for?"

"Making a menstrual belt!" Yuan Bao, engrossed in making the miraculous thing, replied instinctively without lifting his head.

The moment Ling Dang appeared, Zhou Mu and Shi Wujue promptly opted to turn away, covering their mouths with their sleeves!

As beings of their status, of their esteem, fussing over something so intimately personal for a woman, it was indeed an unprecedented first, and unprecedentedly awkward...