Chapter 276 : Song, Seeing This Letter is Like Seeing Me in Person. I Still Remember the Last Time We Met, You Beat Me to Death at Jingyang Ridge

"What's wrong, Dr. Pan?"

Looking at the doctor's name tag, Lin Li asked in confusion.

Why doesn't this name tag have a surname?

And the other doctor, who had been laughing since Lin Li walked in and called out "Dr. Pan," completely lost control upon hearing Lin Li still calling her that. She squatted down, trembling uncontrollably, unable to stop laughing.

Jin Lian: "?"

No, bro? Still calling me that?

"Mr. Lin! My surname is Jin! My given name is a single character, Lian. It's one character! One! Lian! It symbolizes purity, elegance, resilience, and auspiciousness, implying noble moral character, emerging from the mud unsullied! My surname is not Pan! For generations, my ancestors have had absolutely nothing to do with the Pan family, and you won't find the surname Pan in our genealogy!"

Jin Lian clenched her hands tightly, almost tearing off her own name tag.

It would have been fine if she hadn't explained, but with this explanation, Chen Yuying behind him, who was originally looking confused, also squatted on the ground, covered her face, and started laughing after a brief silence.

Her black hair swayed with the trembling of her body, her laughter crisp, creating ripples in the air.

Sweeter than the doctor's laughter, pleasant to hear, love to hear it!

"Mr. Lin! I'm explaining to you!"

As for the culprit of this vortex, Lin Li, who finally recovered from the laughter, was indeed a bit embarrassed.

Fucking Wang Ze, go look at your pussy!

If it weren't for this guy causing him to tell the story that Pan Jinlian and Ximen Qing had to tell two days ago, how could he have this subconscious reaction?

"Pan... Dr. Jin, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, my fault." Knowing his mistake and correcting it, Lin Li said sheepishly.

No wonder from the moment he walked in, Lin Li felt that this doctor's attitude towards him wasn't very good, faintly carrying hostility and malice.

He originally thought this doctor hated young handsome guys, but it turned out she hated young, idiotic handsome guys.

Haha, a misunderstanding.

Dr. Jin adjusted her glasses, which had been knocked askew by anger, then waved her hand, continued walking towards the diagnostic equipment, sat on the chair in front of the instrument, and sighed at the same time:

"Forget it, it's fine, it's not the first time I've been called this. Since you're here at our institution for a medical examination, haven't you done the routine checkups downstairs? Are you only planning to do the ultrasound?"

"I have, I bought a package there too." Lin Li followed behind and answered upon hearing this.

"Have you done the internal medicine examination?" Dr. Jin then asked.

"No, because this one requires fasting, so I came here first. Do I need to do the internal medicine examination first before I can do the ultrasound?" Lin Li shook his head first, then asked with concern.

Don't tell Lin Li he has to go check that first and then come back to queue again, that would take too long.

"No need," Dr. Jin waved her hand upon hearing this, then inexplicably chuckled softly, her mood improving a lot as she said: "Just asking casually. Don't forget to go check later. Alright, what's important now is, let's get on the bed first."

What an ambiguous sentence.

Class Rep, I'm sorry, I'm going to get on the bed with someone else right in front of you. 

After giving Chen Yuying not far away an "I'm being forced" look, Lin Li lay down on the examination bed.

Chen Yuying responded with a "who cares about you" look.

Because it was a routine abdominal ultrasound for a male, Chen Yuying didn't even need to go to the waiting room to avoid suspicion.

Let alone avoiding suspicion, even if she came up close to watch, Lin Li wouldn't mind.

Of course, if she really came up close, then again—he should have taken a few more showers last night.

"Pull your top up to below your chest, or if you don't mind, you can just take it off. Pull your pants down slightly to expose the abdominal area. Later, I will apply some ultrasound coupling gel to your abdomen. This is to help the probe contact the skin better. It might be a bit cold, no need to panic."

"Please keep your body relaxed, don't be nervous, and wait for our instructions, such as breathing and lying posture. The whole process only takes 10-15 minutes."

Another assistant doctor had already walked over holding a bottle of medical coupling gel and said.

"Okay."

Lin Li didn't choose to take off his clothes, just pulled his clothes up over his abdomen.

"Your figure is quite good." Looking at the lines of Lin Li's abdomen, the assistant doctor smiled and praised, while pouring the icy cold coupling gel onto Lin Li's abdomen.

The coupling gel was a translucent, gel-like substance.

"Thank you." Lin Li patted his temporarily dry belly, responding to the praise.

Chen Yuying leaned against the cold metal door frame of the examination room, seemingly staring intently at the flowing gray-white images on the display screen, but her peripheral vision swept across Lin Li's abdomen as if drawn by a magnet.

Hmph.

During the autumn outing, on the first night, when Lin Li took off his clothes and acted like a hooligan in their room—no, to be precise, in front of Ding Sihan, Qu Wanqiu, and Yu Yu—she was washing up.

If Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu hadn't told her about this later, Chen Yuying wouldn't even have known that there was this interlude before Xue Jian appeared!

Hmph! Showing them, and even saying they could touch, but specifically picking a time when I was 'not there'.

Bai Bufan must have also seen Lin Li's abs, so after all this time, in the "Three People and One Dog" group, she was the very, very, very last one to see them.

Hmph!!

Chen Yuying wrinkled her nose, this time she was going to look back very seriously!

And Dr. Jin, sitting next to Lin Li, waited for the assistant to finish applying the gel, then took the ultrasound probe and moved it around on Lin Li's belly.

But after moving it for only a few seconds, Dr. Jin was somewhat confused. She turned her head to look at Lin Li: "Mr. Lin, is it my illusion? Have you been holding your breath?"

Judging from the feedback of the probe, Lin Li's belly wasn't soft at all right now, his muscles were tense.

"Yes, Dr. Jin." Lin Li nodded. Because he was holding his breath, his speaking voice sounded different.

"Uh, no need for this. Ultrasound requires holding your breath, but not the whole time. You can just relax and breathe naturally first. When you need to hold your breath, I'll tell you."

Hearing this, Jin Lian gently tapped Lin Li's abdomen with the probe and said.

"No, someone is peeking right now. If I exhale, the shape of my abs won't look good and perfect, which is not what I want." Lin Li blinked and said.

Jin Lian: "?"

Hearing this, Dr. Jin turned her head, but Chen Yuying had already resumed her posture of leaning with her arms crossed, staring seriously at the display screen, seemingly completely uninterested. Only the reddened tips of her ears betrayed the clues from just now.

Under the long gazes of the three people, including the assistant, she finally added softly: "I wasn't looking..."

Jin Lian: As a pure bystander, even I don't believe it.

Young people nowadays can even flirt in the ultrasound clinic.

Somewhat amused and helpless, Jin Lian patted Lin Li's abdomen: "Now she's not looking, you can relax, right? Follow my instructions, otherwise it will affect the ultrasound results."

"Okay, Doctor." Lin Li smiled and exhaled.

But actually, with Lin Li's current body fat percentage, even if he didn't hold his breath, it was still very obvious.

Unfortunately, Chen Yuying, having been called out, stopped looking.

Oh, fake, still looking.

...

[Seek out and personally experience... (100/100; 3/4).]

The sound of the ultrasound machine operating disappeared, and the numbers of the task changed again.

"Alright, taking a rough look, there are no problems with the liver, pancreas, spleen, etc., they are all quite healthy. More specific and detailed results will be out in about half an hour. You should have already followed the official account, right?

"It will send you a message then, you can just download the report yourself."

"Okay, thank you, Dr. Jin." Lin Li nodded.

Jin Lian finished the scan, then handed Lin Li a pack of medical tissues: "Wipe it clean yourself."

The coupling gel won't evaporate, nor will it be absorbed by the human body, it has to be wiped off.

Chen Yuying, waiting on the side, suddenly laughed, probably remembering the one-yuan bill from the National Day holiday.

Being asked to get on the bed beforehand, and being asked to wipe it clean himself afterwards, seeing himself so pitiful, Lin Li really didn't know how Chen Yuying could laugh.

No empathy, Chen Yuying is bad.

The tissue pack contained wet wipes and dry tissues. Lin Li tore it open, took them out, wiped around casually, and prepared to pull his clothes down.

"Lin Li, the side of your belly isn't wiped clean." Chen Yuying slightly raised her beautiful head at this time and signaled.

Lin Li, who originally nodded and prepared to reach out and wipe it, paused for a moment, then lay back down on the bed and rubbed his neck:

"Ouch, I got a stiff neck from lying down, now I can't turn it. Is it really not wiped clean? But I can't quite see..."

Chen Yuying was stunned for a moment, then covered her mouth, smiling very beautifully.

Here he goes again, this guy.

Lin Li blinked at Chen Yuying, holding up the tissue towards her with his hand, just like when he drank water last time, muttering: "It's so uncomfortable not being wiped clean, it's so uncomfortable not being wiped clean..."

Exhaling a breath rich with laughter, Chen Yuying took a step forward.

The tissue was taken, and the last bit of coupling gel left on Lin Li's body was casually wiped clean.

—Jin Lian took it, and Jin Lian wiped it.

Otherwise, how could it be casual.

So.

Lin Li, whose mouth had just curled up, and Chen Yuying, who had just taken a step: "..."

Silence is Cambridge tonight. 

(Translator's Note: A reference to the poem "Saying Good-bye to Cambridge Again" by Xu Zhimo).

No, sister, who are you?

"Mhm, all wiped clean, get up," And Jin Lian, who did a good deed without asking for anything in return, with the benevolent heart of a healer, even stood up and pressed Lin Li's chin with both hands, swinging it left and right a bit, and asked in confusion:

"Really got a stiff neck? It shouldn't be, right? The pillow wasn't placed crookedly just now?"

"N-nothing, Doc-tor! Thank! You!" Lin Li said with a smile.

For some reason, his teeth couldn't separate.

Dr. Pan, I hate you!

Come back, Brother Wu Song, someone is really being controlled by you.

...

The ultrasound examination time for pregnant women is a bit longer than the routine medical examination ultrasound. Therefore, although Chen Zhongping and Chen Shan went in much earlier than Lin Li, the time both sides came out was at the same time.

When Chen Zhongping just walked out the door and saw Lin Li coming out of another ultrasound clinic with his daughter, he was dumbfounded.

Yingying, didn't you say it's very boring to go in and wait for someone to do an ultrasound?

Then what are you doing now?

Because Lin Li is not human, so waiting for him is not boring?

Chen Zhongping didn't care, but putting himself in his sister's perspective, it was a bit uncomfortable. Of course, not him, he had always not cared, absolutely not to the point of being angry, nor to the point of wanting to behead Lin Li and hang his head on the city wall as a public warning, and after exposing it to the sun, finely mincing it into minced meat, he really didn't care.

Don't care! Don't care! I fucking said I don't care! (╯°口°)╯︵┻━┻!!

Lin Li and Chen Yuying came out of the clinic at the same time. Those who didn't know the situation would think something had happened between these two people.

Now, many strangers present cast curious glances at Chen Yuying, or her belly area.

"I'm the one getting the ultrasound, I'm here for a medical examination, everyone." Lin Li also noticed these gazes, took a slight step forward, blocking half of Chen Yuying, and explained to these melon-eaters.

Any possible criticism and malicious speculation, even if it was basically impossible to have any intersection with these people again, had to be nipped in the bud.

Chen Zhongping sneered. When mincing into minced meat, I can cut a few less times.

When the passersby heard this, they suddenly realized and withdrew their gazes. Chen Yuying then stepped forward towards Chen Shan: "Auntie, how are the examination results?"

"Yingying is still the one who cares about Auntie. There's no problem at all, the baby is developing very well." Chen Shan reached out and pinched Chen Yuying's cheek, saying with a smile, "What about your classmate?"

"Thank you for your concern, Auntie, but my baby hasn't developed yet. The doctor also said there's not much hope, and told me to be mentally prepared." Lin Li answered.

Chen Shan: "..."

Who asked about your baby.

If there was hope, the sky would fall, right?

"Then keep trying." Chen Shan had to say with a smile.

"Keep trying what? Alright, the examination is done, we should go."

Chen Zhongping didn't care about Lin Li's baby, it wasn't from his family anyway. He only wanted to take Chen Yuying away from this place of trouble now.

Cijian, this is the last time.

From now on, the Chen family has nothing to do with you!

"Then see you tomorrow, Class Rep. Bufan and I have to go eat breakfast first." This was an expected parting, so Lin Li accepted it very naturally, and looked at Chen Yuying to say goodbye.

"Okay, it's a pity I already ate breakfast today, otherwise I could have tried the medical examination with you guys." Chen Yuying also nodded with slight regret, "See you tomorrow."

She and Chen Zhongping only came to accompany Chen Shan today, naturally they ate breakfast after getting up early before coming.

And although Chen Shan hadn't eaten anything until now today, a special nutritious meal for pregnant women had already been prepared at home, and she didn't plan to stay and eat at the medical examination institution.

Hearing this, Chen Zhongping was glad that he and Chen Yuying had eaten breakfast before coming.

Medical examinations have become a play item, Lin Li is truly guilty of heinous crimes.

Still have to contact the cement factory, this kid really needs to go take a look.

On the seats in the T-junction corridor, Lin Li found Bai Bufan waiting to eat, so the two groups parted ways.

"Let's go, let's go, let's go, hurry up and load the chamber!" Lin Li walked very fast in front leading Bai Bufan, heading straight for the VIP lounge.

He didn't feel hungry just now, but after separating from Chen Yuying, Lin Li realized in hindsight that he was actually this hungry.

And it was almost nine o'clock now.

He could only say that beauty is a feast for the eyes, he forgot to eat.

"Load the chamber? Load what chamber? Is your flight taking off again? Now? In this occasion? Inappropriate, right?" Bai Bufan also followed quickly behind, but asked a barrage of questions in confusion.

"Everyone is a shit gun, eating is loading the chamber." Lin Li turned his head and said deeply to Bai Bufan.

"Don't say such pretentious words so deeply, Lin Li! And do you have to say such things before eating breakfast!"

Bai Bufan couldn't be deep at all. After being stunned for a moment, he roared angrily.

"Is it really that filthy?" Hearing this, Lin Li sneered disdainfully, shook his head, and looked at Bai Bufan with compassion in his eyes:

"Bufan, once during Sage Time, when I was pondering what the meaning of life is, do you know what answer I got?"

"I don't want to know, I beg you, don't say it." The King of Eating Shit, Bai Bufan, rarely had no appetite today.

"The meaning of human existence, perhaps, is to keep shit warm." But Lin Li still gave the answer, this shit had to be eaten even if he didn't want to.

Bai Bufan: "..."

"Fuck!!"

...

"We're at the VIP lounge. Bufan, squat outside and watch the door for me, I'll be done eating soon." After arriving at the destination, Lin Li turned his head and said.

Bai Bufan: "?"

He forgot his package was different from Lin Li's.

Then what the hell was I waiting for Lin Li for?

"Why didn't you say so earlier! I should have gone to eat by myself first!" Bai Bufan's blushing face surpassed all sweet words.

"Don't rush."

Lin Li smiled and stopped Bai Bufan. After a simple negotiation with the staff, the other party let them pass without making things difficult.

What's wrong with a VIP bringing a pet.

However, this so-called VIP lounge wasn't actually that luxurious. On one side of the room, there were actually less than twenty kinds of nutritious breakfasts displayed.

But Lin Li and Bai Bufan weren't picky. After simply choosing some, they took them to the table and started eating.

"Lin Li, do you think this horizontally cut egg looks like a white avocado?" Bai Bufan peeled the eggshell and asked casually.

Lin Li couldn't be bothered to pay attention, but raised the bun in his hand: "This crayfish bun tastes good, you can go get one later."

"Really? I'll go get one to try." Bai Bufan got up and went to the buffet area, bringing back a few buns: "The types of buns here are so fancy, truly everything can be a bun."

Lin Li lowered his voice, leaned forward, and shook his head seriously: "I heard from a friend who works in a hospital and has inside information that arsenic cannot be used to make buns."

Bai Bufan: "...You don't need to listen to what this friend of yours said, it indeed cannot."

"Hey, this fish-flavored shredded pork bun is unexpectedly delicious." The eye-rolling quickly turned into pleasant surprise. Bai Bufan looked at the bun in his hand that had a bite taken out of it and praised.

Bai Bufan's chewing speed gradually slowed down, then he looked up and asked Lin Li in confusion:

"Lin Li, tell me, obviously it was Jack who sank to the bottom of the sea and died, why is it Rose (rou si) who has the fish flavor?"

(Translator's Note: "Rou si" (shredded pork) sounds like "Rose" from Titanic).

"Pfft—Cough! Cough!!"

The possibility of a bun killing someone is very low, but definitely not zero.

Taking a big gulp of milk and wiping the crumbs from his mouth with a tissue, Lin Li patted his chest to make himself feel a bit better.

After recovering, Lin Li gave Bai Bufan the middle finger: "Are you fucking sick?"

That Jack is indeed very fish-flavored.

He could only say that dark humor is really like a child with a terminal illness, it never gets old.

"This is also sick? I just have a thirst for knowledge." Facing the questioning, Bai Bufan shrugged innocently.

"But I should be able to answer this question of yours." After thinking for a moment, Lin Li weighed his words: "Bufan, haven't you heard that saying, 'Giving someone a Rose, your hand has a lingering fish flavor', so Rose definitely has a fish flavor."

(Translator's Note: A parody of the saying "Giving someone a rose, your hand has a lingering fragrance").

"Pfft—Cough! Cough!!"

The possibility of a bun killing a dog is very low, but definitely not zero.

Taking the milk Lin Li handed over, after recovering for a long time to escape the fate of choking to death, Bai Bufan nodded and gave a thumbs up: "Reasonable, well-founded, I approve."

Having tasted a bit of every kind of breakfast, the two were soon almost full.

"Being full makes you sleepy easily. Let's go, Lin Li, finish the remaining items, I want to go back to school to sleep." Bai Bufan yawned, stood up, and said to Lin Li.

"Mhm," Lin Li nodded, sucking hard on the milk in his hand: "I'll leave after I finish this bottle."

"Why are you drinking so much? Hey, and I remember you said before that you are lactose intolerant and can't really drink milk? Drinking like this, are you trying to become a jet warrior?

"Although you are loading the chamber, I think it's better to fire this gun after you go home."

Bai Bufan said with concern upon hearing this.

"My constitution has improved now, I'm not that intolerant anymore." Lin Li shook his head.

"How did this thing get better? Isn't intolerance usually innate?" Bai Bufan asked in confusion.

Of course it's cultivating immortality. What kind of immortal cultivator is still lactose intolerant?

It would be embarrassing to say it out loud.

Mortal: Immortal, Immortal, do you drink milk?

Lin Li: Sorry, I don't drink it. I, the Immortal, am lactose intolerant.

(End of Chapter)