Chapter 256 : I Have a Plan That Can Make the Han Dynasty and Wei Perish Together

"I need to add water to this base first. I'm going to the restroom," Lin Li put away the opened sun umbrella and said to everyone.

This kind of mobile sun umbrella naturally couldn't be fixed to the ground with screws. But making the base too heavy would be cost-ineffective and unsuitable for transportation. So it was usually hollow and could be filled with water to increase the counterweight.

"This thing is injected with water so severely? The shop that rented it to us really deserves to die," Bai Bufan commented sharply upon hearing this.

Lin Li chuckled: "Bufan, don't buy large bottles of mineral water in the future. Large bottles are also severely injected with water."

"Thanks for the reminder," Bai Bufan took it to heart.

So Lin Li carried the base and headed to the field restroom behind the rostrum.

"You're here."

As soon as Lin Li walked into the restroom, he heard a deep male voice from a stall speaking to him.

What kind of call of destiny is this?

Am I finally not the child left behind?

Although it was somewhat baffling, Lin Li still responded while walking towards the sink: "I'm here."

"What are you here for?"

It's not like we're reciting Gu Long's lines. Lin Li turned on the faucet and told the truth: "To get water."

"When are you leaving?"

"I'll leave when it's full." Although the other party was acting familiar, Lin Li was also socially anxious—a social terrorist, someone who makes others in society fearful.

After all, as the saying goes, an extra friend means an extra path. Girls have a bright future, boys have a back door.

"Don't leave, come to me," the other party said with a smile.

"No, bro, are you taking a shit? Why would I go over there?" Lin Li frowned, his voice a bit louder.

"I won't say anymore, I'll call you back later. There seems to be someone next to me." The male voice first continued to speak in a low voice, then his voice became louder, directed towards the inside of the restroom: "Hello? Was someone talking just now? Were you talking to me?"

Lin Li: "(；゜○゜)?"

Haha, so awkward. This was not a place to stay long. Lin Li quickly left carrying the water-filled base.

He set up the sun umbrella, and the tables and chairs were also quickly arranged.

At this time, Zhou Baowei arrived carrying a pack of mineral water and a box of energy-replenishing snacks, placing the water and food on the ground.

These were bought with class funds to provide for the participating athletes in the class who needed them during the sports meeting.

Of course, those who weren't participating could also drink, just with a lower priority, as long as Zhou Baowei was willing to leave some for them.

"You didn't sneak a bite, did you, Baowei?" If the cook doesn't steal, the harvest will fail. Lin Li questioned.

"Lin Li, I haven't even opened the packaging, don't you understand?" The wronged Zhou Baowei pointed at the intact food and water and laughed.

"I understand," Lin Li first nodded, then pointed angrily at Zhou Baowei: "You fucking sneaked a whole box! And sneaked 24 bottles of water!"

Zhou Baowei: "???"

You motherfucker.

If you want to condemn someone, you can always find a pretext.

Zhou Baowei gave up. Lin Li was clearly treating him like the black guy who sneaked chocolate.

"Lin Li, you can't just treat yourself as a sun-avoiding thing just because you're standing under a sun umbrella, right?" Zhou Baowei said disdainfully.

(Translator's Note: "Sun-avoiding thing" (bi yang wan yi er) sounds like "condom" (bi yun tao)).

"Hahaha—" Lin Li was stunned for a moment, then looked up at his sun-avoiding thing and couldn't help but laugh.

Baowei's attack power had also caught up.

"If I could eat this much in the time it took to go back and forth, do you fucking think I'm a Taotie?"

(Translator's Note: Taotie is a mythological creature known for its gluttony).

"What's a Can Can?" Lin Li was confused.

"I don't know how to pronounce Taotie."

"Oh, oh, reasonable."

After everything was set up, Lin Li went to the spectator stands to check the location allocated to the class.

Not bad, close to the finish line, slightly past it, but fortunately the position was high and the view was good. When the time came, as long as they stood up, their line of sight could cross the crowd standing around the finish line.

Afterwards, the group walked towards the dorms.

It was already past ten o'clock. Lin Li needed to remove his makeup and change into normal clothes, and Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan also needed to prepare for the afternoon competitions.

Chen Yuying had given him the makeup remover in the morning, and it was in his backpack left in Bai Bufan's dorm.

Return to the dorm, remove makeup.

Lin Li's current makeup was much heavier than the Qing Dynasty's number one killer, so by the time he completely removed it, it was already past eleven.

"When are we going to the cafeteria?" Lin Li poked his head into the dorm.

The two people playing games didn't even look up.

"Order takeout, not going to the cafeteria."

"Right, takeout. Eh, Bufan, how did you do the real-name authentication? Your family's ID card?" Zhou Baowei also nodded, then kicked the upper bunk with his foot and asked.

"No, just search 'lost ID card' on TikTok, it's full of fresh ID card information, just grab one and use it. I also registered for gay websites using their information."

"That's true." Zhou Baowei learned new knowledge.

"No, you two bros stop talking about ID cards. The cafeteria is less than a hundred meters away, and you're ordering takeout for this?" Lin Li interrupted the two.

"Eating takeout in a closed high school dorm, this feeling of immoral taboo makes me obsessed and excited just thinking about it. Lin Li, a day student like you wouldn't understand," Bai Bufan answered.

"...Lin Li, a day student like you wouldn't understand." Zhou Baowei was an echo bug, suspected to be an Onmyoji player.

"You like immoral taboos so much? Bufan, then do you like mother-daughter donburi?" So after a moment of silence, Lin Li asked.

"How did you know this is a tag I often search for when reading manga? You know, I've always had no morals, forbidden manga has harmed me for a long time."

Talking about this kind of topic, he had to look up. Bai Bufan moved his gaze away from the game interface and looked at Lin Li.

"Do you have any recommended license plate numbers? Please, this is really important to me."

"What's the point of manga? Do you want to play in reality? I have channels," Lin Li chuckled.

"Yes," Bai Bufan nodded.

Although he knew Lin Li's answer later might be a piece of shit, he had to taste it.

The King of Eating Shit should have this kind of awareness.

"Go back to your hometown and find a hen. When she lays an egg, reach out and push it back," Lin Li gave the answer. "Of course, you can not use your hand, but I don't recommend it."

Bai Bufan: "?"

No?

You?

Bai Bufan admitted he was prepared, but he was indeed underprepared.

"You fucking... awesome... fuck." Bai Bufan thought about the image, then laughed out loud.

No matter from what angle, it was very immoral.

"I've decided, I'll order mother-daughter rice bowl for my takeout later." Bai Bufan was tempted.

Rice + fried chicken + egg, perfect.

"Alright, takeout it is. Where should the delivery address be? It can't be the school gate, right? If I have to go to the gate to get it, I might as well go to the cafeteria." Lin Li didn't care either, and was too lazy to go to the cafeteria alone, so he asked.

"No need, just write the iron gate of the dorm building here. You can just go down and get it," Bai Bufan explained. "I'll send you the specific description on WeChat."

"Okay."

"Are you really eating that rice bowl? Or should the three of us order something else together?" Lin Li asked again.

"Let me finish this game and then we'll see," Bai Bufan's hands didn't stop moving.

"Bai Bufan, can't you pause the game to eat first?" Lin Li suddenly shouted.

"What the fuck are you pretending for?" Bai Bufan didn't even look up: "Even calling my full name, Lin Li, you're very experienced."

Then Bai Bufan asked somewhat amusedly: "Lin Li, do you think nursing homes forty years from now will become esports rooms? Will there often be grandsons who are on a losing streak in games kneeling at the door of the nursing home, shouting 'Please come out of retirement, Ancestor'?!"

"Hehe, what garbage. In reality, by then you won't even be able to press the keyboard. The only thing you'll do every day is raise your hand and say to the caregiver, 'Caregiver, I pooped on the computer case again,' and then be whipped like a top by the red-faced caregiver," Lin Li sneered.

Bai Bufan: "..."

The imagery was very strong, he had already been whipped flying.

...

"Okay, okay, just put it behind the railing, I'll go get it later."

Bai Bufan's phone rang first, then he stood up, stretched, and got out of bed.

"Bufan, look at this." Lin Li was scrolling through short videos. Seeing something funny, he couldn't close his mouth from laughing and signaled Bai Bufan, who had come down, to come look first.

"Coming."

"Finished watching, what's the funny part?" Bai Bufan was somewhat confused afterwards.

"You didn't get it, right? Watch it again later and you'll know, pay attention to the subtitles," Lin Li held back his laughter and explained.

After being pulled by Lin Li to watch for a long time and still not figuring out what was interesting, Bai Bufan suddenly realized something was wrong. He stood up and pointed at Lin Li in horror:

"Are you stalling for time?"

And Lin Li's smile immediately restrained at this time. He switched out of the app, looked at the message that the rider was 50 meters away, and curled his lips again.

"Bufan, remember to help me get my takeout later. It should arrive right when you go down."

Bai Bufan: "..."

Your mom, using all your dirty tricks on me.

"Fine," Bai Bufan sighed.

Zhou Baowei next to him poked his head out and smiled awkwardly: "Haha, Bufan, I have a video here that's also very..."

"Baowei, I wish you a bright future." Bai Bufan just left this sentence and turned to leave.

"What does that mean? Is he scolding me?" Zhou Baowei couldn't understand.

"Many years later, before Zhou Baowei buried his head in the stinking toilet and ended his life by drowning himself, he finally realized that 'a bright future' meant goodbye. So he said, 'My toilet, I wish you a bright future.'"

Lin Li provided a suitable voiceover at this time.

Zhou Baowei: "..."

"So that's what 'a bright future' means? What the fuck is Bai Bufan pretending to be artistic for."

"Is that actually what you're refuting?" Lin Li was somewhat surprised.

Zhou Baowei: "..."

No!

...

"It seems many people have the same idea as us. The fence is full of takeout." Bai Bufan, who had returned, handed Lin Li his takeout and said.

As a result, Bai Bufan, who sat down at his desk to open his takeout, suddenly cried out.

"What's wrong?" Lin Li turned his head in confusion.

"I was bitten by the takeout." Bai Bufan showed a small drop of blood on his thumb.

He was pricked by a staple when opening the bag.

Harmless.

Fortunately, Bai Bufan wasn't an idol trainee, otherwise he would have to call an ambulance right now.

"Lin Li, after being bitten by the takeout, I now feel my senses enhanced. A figure in a yellow vest riding an electric scooter appeared in my mind, summoning me to merge with him. Am I going to become the superhero Takeout Man?"

Bai Bufan closed his eyes and said somewhat deliriously.

Lin Li: "..."

Sick.

But if Bai Bufan wasn't sick, Lin Li wouldn't play with him.

"Your wound is more serious than I imagined. I'm afraid it has already endangered your brain." So Lin Li hurriedly searched around the dorm. Finally, he picked off a piece of rust from the edge of the bed in the corner with his finger and handed it to Bai Bufan:

"Bufan, quickly apply this to the wound. It's particularly effective for your situation."

Bai Bufan: "?"

"Are you fucking treating me like SpongeBob with a splinter in his thumb?"

...

When the bell for the end of the lunch break, which had also been replaced by the "Athletes' March," rang, the few people in the dorm got up and prepared to go downstairs.

The weather was indeed good.

Although it was noon, only sparse sunlight could shine on the field through the clouds. A gentle breeze blew, bringing a hint of coolness.

The field had already changed its appearance slightly.

The high jump area, the starting smoke screen, the starting blocks, the finish line tape... and other things needed for the competitions had all been set up during the rest of the morning.

Lin Li walked towards Class 4's sun umbrella to see who was acting as the sun-avoiding thing.

As he got closer, he saw Chen Yuying.

Pfft pfft pfft, retract the previous thought.

Her originally casually draped hair was changed into a high ponytail, her jet-black long hair gleaming faintly in the sunlight.

A high ponytail is truly a hairstyle with a strong girlish feel.

Outside the school setting, Lin Li realized he really hadn't seen this hairstyle much elsewhere, and he didn't know why.

She wore a black jacket over a white sports vest, perfectly outlining her beautiful curves. Her shoulder and neck lines were smooth, and her collarbones were faintly visible.

Her long, straight legs protruded from under light gray sports shorts, her skin looking fair and lustrous in the sunlight.

Approaching and seeing Chen Yuying smiling at him, Lin Li didn't wait for her to speak, but rubbed his stomach and asked:

"I'm so stuffed, Class Rep. Do you have any Jianwei Xiaoshi tablets?"

(Translator's Note: A Chinese medicine for digestion).

"No, I don't. Anyway, you don't have any competitions today, so walk around more later. What did you eat for lunch to still be stuffed now?" Chen Yuying asked with some concern and confusion upon hearing this.

"Beauty." Lin Li pointed his ten fingers at Chen Yuying, palms facing the sky.

"Eh?"

"Pfft—" Chen Yuying froze for a moment, then laughed, "So cheesy."

"Then why are you blushing," Lin Li wasn't hurt at all, swaggering under the sun umbrella and saying at the same time.

Chen Yuying glared at Lin Li.

Even if you noticed this kind of thing, you don't have to say it out loud.

Not satisfied with glaring, she gently kicked Lin Li's shoe again.

Ding Sihan, who had also changed into sportswear, walked over. Bending down under Lin Li's envious gaze, she touched Chen Yuying's thighs and calves, then looked teasingly at Lin Li:

"Lin Li, tell the truth, where did you look first when you saw Yingbao just now?"

"Of course it's the eyes, the windows to the soul. Otherwise, where else could I look? Could it be that my gaze unceremoniously swept over her fair legs, fair arms, fair collarbones, and even disgustingly swept over her chest a few times? How is that possible? I am a gentleman, I couldn't do such a thing."

Lin Li sneered, stating his openness and uprightness.

Ding Sihan laughed in satisfaction.

Chen Yuying silently zipped up her jacket, crossing her hands in front of her, amused and helpless.

The pervert is at it again.

But Lin Li was actually a bit wronged this time.

When looking at a girl, you should first look at her eyes. If you find she isn't looking at you, then you can look at her legs.

Ding Sihan suddenly stopped laughing and kicked Lin Li somewhat angrily.

Lin Li: "?"

"I need an explanation," Lin Li asked seriously with a cold face.

"I was extremely joyful, why didn't my cup size increase! You want an explanation, who should I ask for an explanation?" Ding Sihan kicked him again, her face even colder.

Lin Li: "..."

"Kick away, being hit by this boomerang is what I deserve." Lin Li stuck out his butt, feeling he indeed deserved it.

"Good opportunity!!!"

"Who the fuck told you it's a good opportunity!" Hearing Wang Ze's voice from behind, Lin Li's heart skipped a beat, and he hurriedly pulled back his stuck-out butt.

"Wang Ze, good luck in the competition later." Turning around, Lin Li gestured to Wang Ze.

"You finally know what event I'm participating in?" Wang Ze was somewhat moved.

Admitting mistakes and correcting them makes us good brothers.

"It's written here on the small whiteboard." Lin Li pointed to a whiteboard under the sun umbrella, which had the events and times of all participating athletes this afternoon written in black.

The 400-meter dash Wang Ze was participating in had its preliminaries in the afternoon, which could be considered the first event.

Wang Ze: "..."

Why did I have expectations for Lin Li?

"Will the athletes participating in the men's 400 meters please go to the roll call area for roll call, will the athletes participating in..." The broadcaster also played the announcement at this time.

"Setting off!"

Taking his number tag out of his pocket, Wang Ze laughed confidently and walked towards the roll call area.

...

The Senior One group was the first to run, and Wang Ze was in lane one.

Lin Li brought the "three people and one dog" to the inside of the track to cheer for Wang Ze.

"Don't shit the bed, Wang Ze. I'll say it again, if you don't sit in this position of Class 4's sports student, there are plenty of people who will," Lin Li smiled.

"Don't worry, advancing is like playing. I'm a sports student who has accumulated experience," Wang Ze was very relaxed, not nervous at all.

"An old general on the stage," Lin Li chuckled.

"After Wang Ze said this last time, he worked hard all night, didn't advance, and even dropped a rank.

"That night, starting from three o'clock, no matter what we said, he chose to remain silent. Only after every loss, he coldly spat out four words: 'Start another game'."

Bai Bufan's voice also drifted over faintly.

Wang Ze, who had already bent down and started getting used to the starting blocks, his back looking quite dashing, stumbled and almost knelt on the ground. He turned his head fiercely and said angrily: "These two advancements are not the same!"

"Lane one, Senior One Class 4, Wang Ze. Lane two, Senior One Class 6..." The referee began the final "roll call."

The athletes in this group stepped onto the track one after another. Besides Wang Ze, there was only one other person using starting blocks. The rest of the athletes basically just bent over and shifted their center of gravity forward, considering themselves ready to start.

After all, if someone who doesn't know how to use starting blocks suddenly forces themselves to use them, it's easy to have a negative impact on their performance.

The referee holding the starting gun also stood on the starting platform.

"Lin Li, do you think the starting gun would be more effective if aimed at the athletes?" Bai Bufan asked.

"You mean aimed at which athlete."

"From other classes."

"Then it would be."

The referee listening on the side really wanted to aim the gun at Bai Bufan's head.

"On your marks—Set—" The referee had already raised his hand high, and the highly characteristic "set" sound came out, "Bang!"

The starting gun fired, and Wang Ze instantly rushed out like a wild dog off its leash.

Four hundred meters, for a sports student, this thing is no different from 100 meters, it's all just an all-out sprint.

"Come on!"

"Come on!"

Shouts mixed with the athletes' names rose and fell around them.

Even cutting straight across the field, they might not be able to keep up with a 400-meter run, so Lin Li and the others just waited at the starting line, which was also the finish line.

But Wang Ze was indeed very steady.

When he started the final straightaway sprint, besides the suspected sports student in lane four who also used starting blocks, the rest of the people were actually tens of meters behind.

Pulling ahead by tens of meters in just a 400-meter run, the gap was huge.

Wang Ze crossed the line, steadily taking first place in the group.

"Awesome, Wang Ze, you pulled ahead of third place by at least fifty meters in the 400 meters," Bai Bufan praised.

"Told you." Having finished his cool-down jog, Wang Ze walked towards Lin Li and Bai Bufan, proudly patting his chest.

"But lane four isn't bad either, also a sports student?" Lin Li asked.

"Yeah, I know him. But it's not a big problem. In previous training, he was a bit slower than me and another bro. He'll probably get a bronze medal," Wang Ze nodded. "My goal is the same as Lin Li's, defending silver and taking gold."

"So you sports students have already divided up the school sports meeting rankings internally?" Bai Bufan clicked his tongue.

"There aren't many perverts like Lin Li. Where would there be so many hidden masters among the common people? Losing would be a joke," Wang Ze felt it was a matter of course.

"Then we are indeed just participating for the sake of participating," Bai Bufan nodded, having nothing to refute.

"I have a plan that can restore the Han Dynasty, and even give a creature like you, Bai Bufan, a chance to compete with Wang Ze."

Lin Li spoke unfathomably at this time.

"Oh? Elaborate," Bai Bufan and Wang Ze both asked curiously.

"After the starting gun, give everyone a question. Whoever lies on the track and writes the correct answer first can run first," Lin Li smiled wisely. "This will be a passionate collaboration between brain and body, a dual contest of intelligence and physical strength!"

Bai Bufan, Wang Ze: "?"

Bai Bufan and Wang Ze exchanged a glance, their pupils quaking.

Whether the Han Dynasty of the liberal arts students could be restored was unknown, but Wang Ze felt that the Wei State of the sports students, under these circumstances, would probably perish together with the Han Dynasty.

When the liberal arts students finished the question and got up, the blood supply to their brains would be insufficient, and their vision would go black.

When the sports students finished the question and got up, the blood supply to their brains would be sufficient, but the sky would be dark.

(End of Chapter)