Chapter 2509
“Chapter 2509: If you can’t eat it, then go in.”
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“””Boss Zheng, what do you think?”” Department Director Luo looked at Zheng Ren, wanting to know what he was thinking. ”
“Zheng Ren said,””I’ll push the Fishbone down first, then wake the patient up.”” ”
“””…”” Director Luo was speechless. This was boss Zheng’s idea? What was the difference between this and what he had just said? ”
“Seeing that boss Zheng didn’t explain and didn’t have any intention of explaining, he rubbed his hands and wanted to say something, but he didn’t know what to say. ”
This wasn’t the way to solve the problem at all. Just pushing the Fishbone into the stomach wasn’t the way to solve the problem at all.
“””Boss, a few years ago, I heard a brother from the proctology department talk about something in the group.”” Su Yun said with a smile. ”
“””What?”” ”
“””In the middle of the night, a patient went to see a doctor. He opened it and saw that half of the fish head was stuck in his anus.”” “”I just remembered a joke,”” Su Yun said.””The one who ate a fake eyeball.”” ”
“””Yeah, it’s the middle of the night. Anyone would be shocked to see an eye in their anus looking at them.”” Director Luo said. ”
“””The probability of this happening is too small. I can’t rule out the possibility that it’s a fabrication.”” “”I’ll take the fish bone out of the stomach later. It won’t go through the intestines to the anus,””Zheng Ren said. ”
“””You want to change the direction of the fish bone? It’s quite dangerous, isn’t it?”” Su Yun said. ”
“””No.”” Zheng Ren did not keep him in suspense and said in a low voice,””””Let the patient eat a pair of gloves. Wrap it in sterile gloves before taking it out.”” ”
“This train of thought was so weird. At first, he thought it was impossible. However, whether it was director Luo or Su Yun, the more they thought about it, the more they felt that it made sense. ”
“The medical Sterile gloves were resilient, and with the sharpness of the fish bone, it was unlikely that it would pierce through the sterile gloves if it was not intentional. ”
“””Boss, you’ve opened your aperture.”” Su Yun said with a smile. ”
“””I’ll try, but I’m not sure if it will work. “” Zheng Ren said,””if it doesn’t work, we’ll have to think of other ways.”” ”
“Zheng Ren operated the gastroscopy equipment and ‘sent’ the fish bones to the stomach. When he pulled back the endoscope, he also carefully observed the wound left behind by the Fishbone on the walls of his esophagus. ”
“””It’s not heavy.”” Zheng Ren slowly removed the gastroscopy and observed the patient’s injury. ”
“There was a slightly bigger wound on his throat, and a small amount of blood was seeping out. Zheng Ren guessed that the hemorrhage the patient was referring to was caused by a small amount of blood oozing out of the throat mixed with oral secretions. ”
“As long as there was blood, it looked very scary. Even if it was just 1.2 milliliters of blood, it would give the patient the illusion that it was bleeding. ”
“Zheng Ren recalled how he looked when he was lying on the hospital bed and had his blood drawn. It was quite scary. Even if he knew the amount of blood drawn for testing, he still felt a headache after seeing it too much. ”
The patient was anesthetized after the endoscope was removed. He coughed hard twice in a daze.
“This was similar to a state of drunkenness, slightly more serious than tipsy. It was possible to walk out, but there was a possibility of falling. ”
The patient only recovered after lying down for three minutes.
“””Doctor, are you done? May I trouble you to ask if I can leave now?”” The patient asked uneasily when he saw six or seven doctors standing around him with serious expressions. ”
“””Wait a moment.”” “”Why did you eat such a big fish bone?”” director Luo asked. ”
“””My throat is big, so I don’t need water to take my medicine.”” The patient said,””I usually eat fried fish like this. Who would have thought that something would happen today?”” ”
He doesn’t even need water to take medicine … Zheng Ren smiled bitterly as he applied a lubricant to his sterile gloves.
“””Doctor, have you taken it out?”” The patient asked cautiously. As he spoke, he tried to sit up. ”
“””Lie down and don’t move,”” Lord Luo replied,””it’s not that easy to remove. The fish bone almost tore your esophagus mucous membrane. Do you know that you just walked one round in front of the gates of hell?”” ”
“The patient’s face was a little pale. He lay down obediently and asked in a low voice,””””Doctor, it’s not that serious, right? I feel much better now.”” ”
“””That’s because you came to the hospital early. If you had waited at home for two days, you wouldn’t know what would have happened.”” Director Luo said with a sullen face. ”
“His words were not meant to scare the patient. If the hemorrhage did not happen, the patient would have definitely torn his esophageal mucous membrane if he forcefully swallowed a bun or mantou that he ate in the morning. ”
“At the very least, there would be bleeding, which would definitely be more serious than Mao Chi’s situation. It was even hard to say if it would lead to a rupture of the aortic arch. ”
“””Alright, sit up and eat this.”” Zheng Ren said. ”
“The patient looked at Department Director Luo, who was the oldest among them, with a confused expression. He used his eyes to ask. From the patient’s point of view, the older the doctor, the more experience he would have. This was understandable. ”
“””Sit up. Do as boss Zheng says.”” Director Luo said. ”
“The patient was a little puzzled, but he still sat up by himself. ”
“When he saw the sterile gloves that Zheng Ren handed over, he was stunned. ”
“Two seconds later, the patient said with a sad face,””””Doctor, this is a pair of rubber gloves. Do you want me to eat it?”” ”
“””Yes, eat it.”” “”Your fish bone is too sharp,”” Zheng Ren said. “”I can’t remove it normally.”” We can only wrap it in gloves and see if we can take out the fish bones. “” ”
“””…”” The patient did not believe Zheng Ren’s explanation at all. He looked at the gloves helplessly, and his eyes flickered. ”
“””What’s wrong? Are you trying to run?”” Su Yun laughed and said to the patient. ”
The patient’s expression was a little embarrassed that his thoughts had been hit.
“””What movie did you watch? why do you have delusions of being persecuted?”” Su Yun asked. ”
“””Doctor, it’s not a delusion of persecution. How can you let people eat gloves?”” The patient swallowed his saliva and said in a low voice,””””I’m much better, I don’t want to do it anymore. “” ”
“””Don’t worry,”” Department Director Luo put on a gentle face and said to the patient,””Think about it, what if you bleed too much when you take it out directly? Is it the doctor Who can treat the illness or you who can treat the illness! Hurry up and eat it. The surgery will be over in a few minutes. “” ”
“The patient was still a little hesitant, but after he looked at Department Director Luo for a few seconds, he changed his mind. ”
“””You won’t choke, right?”” The patient asked in a low voice. ”
“””I won ‘t,”” Lord Luo said,””swallow half of it. If you can’t get the rest in, use the endoscope to push it in.”” ”
The patient was shocked when he heard director Luo’s description.
“Department Director Luo did not have any good ideas. If he did not say that, he could only lie to the patient. ”
“However, the patient already had the thought of rejecting him. If he did … The consequences would be very troublesome. Director Luo thought of a lot of things in an instant, but in the end, he told the patient the truth. ”
“Although the truth was unpleasant to hear, it was better than being entangled. ”
“””Hurry up and eat. Once you’re done, hurry home.”” “”If you leave just like that, we’ll probably have to meet in the large operating theater for three days,”” Su Yun said with a smile. ”
“The patient looked at the gloves with a long face. In the end, he reluctantly held the gloves in his hand and looked at them while sighing. ”