Chapter 1662 - 1675: Secret Affairs with the Little Police Flower

Chapter 1662: Chapter 1675: Secret Affairs with the Little Police Flower

"If you keep this up, you’ll get sick. Get up, drink some water. I’ll take you to eat something. No matter how much you hate me, you shouldn’t joke with your own body." Lin Mu nudged Lei Xiaojiao, seeing no response, his face immediately sank, "Lei Xiaojiao, if you don’t get up, I’ll have to take action."

"You wouldn’t dare!" Lei Xiaojiao turned around, her expression icy cold. To be fair, she was a cop, and when she glared, she did indeed have a certain authority about her. Unfortunately, Lin Mu wasn’t fazed at all, he yanked the blanket away and reached under her waist, exerting a bit of force to pull Lei Xiaojiao into his arms.

"Bastard!" Lei Xiaojiao was furious, she reached out to strike Lin Mu’s face. Alas, their combat power levels weren’t even on the same baseline; within seconds, Lin Mu had her arms pinned and held tightly in his embrace, unable to move.

"Jerk, let me go." Lei Xiaojiao gasped sharply, her beautiful eyes almost shooting fire.

"Ha, insults are useless, if you want me to let you go, obediently drink this glass of water."

"In your dreams!"

"Really not going to drink?"

"I won’t drink, I’d rather die!"

"...Heh, I don’t believe I can’t handle you."

Seeing Lei Xiaojiao twisting back and forth uncooperatively, Lin Mu furrowed his brow tightly, snorted, and raised the glass to take a sip of water. This move made Lei Xiaojiao feel an ominous premonition, as she was about to turn her head away in panic, her chin was suddenly grabbed by a large hand, followed by a familiar scent directly assaulting her senses...

"Ugh!"

Lei Xiaojiao was about to lose it.

How can there be such shameless scum in this world? She doesn’t want to drink, she really doesn’t. Forcing someone, what’s the point! God! Open your eyes and strike this beast down with celestial thunder!

Unable to escape, Lei Xiaojiao’s fair face flushed red as she could only pant heavily, her beautiful eyes round and wide, attempting to use her raging stare to extinguish the man pouring water into her mouth...

To this, Lin Mu seemed indifferent, jokingly thinking that if looks could kill, he’d have died countless times already. He licked his lips in satisfaction, stood up neutral-faced, "Hmm, there’s a hint of mint, did you eat chewing gum? That stuff isn’t good, chewing too much can cause cancer. If you want fresh breath, I recommend using Zhonghua Oral Care, or Watsons’ spray, but honestly, Xiao Jiao, you smell great, even if you don’t brush for a few days, there’s no odor!"

"Shut up!" Lei Xiaojiao turned her head away, spat in disgust several times, "Are you done messing around yet? Let me go."

"Let you go? But there’s still water to feed!"

Seeing Lin Mu shake the cup, seemingly about to repeat the trick, Lei Xiaojiao’s expression changed immediately, quickly speaking up, "I’ll drink it myself!"

"Wouldn’t it have been easier to do this earlier?"

Lin Mu grinned triumphantly, though when Xiao Jiao drank her water, her big eyes shot ghostly cold glances like she wanted to dismember and devour him alive. In Lin Mu’s mind, her speaking up was a good start, at least better than the blunt cold shoulder she had previously given.

"Come on, Xiao Jiao, what do you want to eat, Chinese or Western cuisine?" With a sugary five-star grin, Lin Mu bent down to pick up some sandals from the floor, grabbing Lei Xiaojiao’s snowy white little foot and unapologetically slipped it on.

When it comes to interactions between men and women, it’s a smokeless war where if one side is strong, the other naturally weakens. Lin Mu’s domineering actions, although they made Lei Xiaojiao glare with anger, she didn’t dare struggle after previous lessons. She lay on the bed, gritted her teeth, and grumbled, "It’s too hot, I don’t want to go out."

"Oh, then I’ll make something for you!"

Lin Mu rolled up his sleeves, took a few steps but suddenly thought of something. He turned back and asked, "By the way, what do you want to eat?"

"Anything!" Lei Xiaojiao gloomily grabbed a book, flipped through it absentmindedly, and finally looked up after a while to find Lin Mu had returned, standing at her bedside gazing at her with bad intentions. Lei Xiaojiao’s heart skipped a beat, torn between fear and grievance, her eyes reddened as she reluctantly turned away, meekly whispering, "Tomato scrambled eggs."

...

Lin Mu won this round, his mood was exceptionally great, performing at his best and whipped up several signature dishes with skill and flair until Zhu Xiaoli and Liu A Zhen returned home, filling the apartment with a tempting aroma of food.

"Wow, I didn’t expect Brother Lin could cook? Mm, it’s delicious, tastes better than a hotel chef."

"Seriously, let me try!" Liu A Zhen curiously approached the table but as soon as she reached out, Lin Mu knocked her hand with chopsticks, "Whoa, what was that for?"

"You didn’t wash your hands and you’re going for the plate, gross!"

"C’mon, Teacher Zhu just grabbed some too."

"Those are delicate fingers, yours are rat claws, how is that comparable? Stop talking nonsense, go wash your hands."

"You rat claw!" Liu A Zhen rolled her eyes, grumbled irritably, "Obviously you’re no good, haven’t won over Sister Xiao Jiao yet, but cozying up to Teacher Zhu, not much of a person! And you’re thinking of a threesome, afraid of straining your old back?"

"..." Despite Lin Mu’s thick skin, even he was quite embarrassed now. Zhu Xiaoli was amused, laughing so hard she trembled for quite a while before stopping, "So, Brother Lin, did you win Xiao Jiao over?"

"Almost, I guess." Lin Mu rubbed his head with an embarrassed smile, feeling uncomfortable from Zhu Xiaoli’s fragrance.

"What do you mean almost! Don’t say I didn’t warn you, Zhao Tianhao has been pursuing Xiao Jiao several times. If you don’t hurry, the good cabbage will be taken by someone else!" Zhu Xiaoli stomped her foot, making waves under her silk blouse.

Whoa, that’s the real deal! How come I didn’t notice last time?

Lin Mu marveled inwardly but didn’t take Zhu Xiaoli’s words seriously.

Zhao Tianhao, what type of person is he? Just a passerby, aside from buying soy sauce, can he really compete with me for a woman?

Seeing Lin Mu’s nonchalance, Zhu Xiaoli’s eyes subtly changed. She was about to say more when Lei Xiaojiao was pulled out of the room by Liu A Zhen.

The lunch was so-so, with more people around, Lei Xiaojiao’s confidence noticeably grew, reverting to her cold demeanor. She didn’t even glance at Lin Mu, while Zhu Xiaoli seemed preoccupied, hardly talking at the table. Meanwhile, Liu A Zhen chattered on relentlessly, leaving Lin Mu wondering if she was really Liu Genyou’s biological daughter, it was too perplexing!

"Are you full? If you are, let’s leave!" Lin Mu was getting impatient.

"What’s the rush!" Liu A Zhen dabbed her mouth with a tissue, her eyes spun mischievously, "You’re not trying to send me home early so you can go date another woman, are you?"