The Scowling Sidekick: A My Hero Academia Fanfiction
Totally Not Surprised Magic Exists At This Point
The next day, we did our ritual with Gang Orca outside our locked bedroom door in our suite. I teleported us to a place that either had a skill or an item to change our appearances. I made sure to think of a place that would be welcoming. As the light faded, Ayaka and Gang Orca’s Observation Haki activated. I teleported us immediately to the ceiling of this large room, and we quirk-walked as I buttoned my pants. A large steel beam shot at me while I was breathing heavily from my orgasm. I used armament to block, and holy fucking shit did it hurt. The armament saved me, though. A guy with pink hair and a fire quirk engaged with Gang Orca. Ayaka engaged with a beautiful woman with red hair and badass-looking armor. She dodged using her Observation Haki. I called out, “We mean no harm. Will you please hear us out? We are in need of help.”
I pop a jawbreaker in and teleport to avoid the steel beams coming at me. I yell, “Stop attacking us for 2 seconds so we can fucking say something! We didn't come to fight!” The rivet-face dude says, “You are the ones who invaded our guild without knocking. Why should we listen to you?” I yell, “My quirk doesn’t exactly come with a knock feature. I am just as surprised to be here as you!” I hear the redhead, who is slashing at Ayaka quickly with her many swords, say in a stern voice, “Speak.” Ayaka dodges swords and cuts her sleeves in close calls. She rambles in panic, “We apologize for intruding, but in our world, we are being targeted by villains. We used my lover’s quirk to jump worlds here. She wanted a place where we could learn to disguise ourselves and hide. We don’t know if you can help, but if you can, we can lend you our strength or teach you what we know in exchange for knowledge.”
Gang Orca and I are just blocking and avoiding, trying not to fight, since we are supposed to be in the right place. The redhead yells while lowering her swords, “Stand down!” We sigh in relief, and I lower my armament as does Gang Orca. We quirk-walk down the wall while the people we were fighting hop down from the rafters. This room is filled with quiet people, waiting for what will happen next. The redhead introduces herself in a stern voice, “My name is Erza Scarlet. What are your names?” Ayaka introduces us while Gang Orca uses a flask of seawater to rehydrate after fighting the pink-haired guy. His name is apparently Natsu, and Rivet-face is Gajeel.
They sit us down. A beautiful girl with white hair, a little older than us, offers us a drink of booze. I shake my head, “I am very weak to alcohol.” The white-haired girl our age says loudly while looking at a girl in a bikini drinking a barrel of liquor, “Cana, we finally found your opposite!” Everyone laughs and chants for me to drink. A blonde girl our age says, “You don’t have to drink if you don’t want to. Don’t listen to these drunkards. My name is Lucy.” The white-haired girl introduces herself, “I’m Mirajane. So, you mentioned you want to learn transformation magic?” Ayaka nods. “If that will help us disguise ourselves from villains, then yes.” She smiles, making all the men here swoon. “Then you are in luck. I can teach you the basics.”
A short, old man, seemingly drunk, sits on the bar counter next to Mirajane. He hops down, approaches Ayaka, and laughs pervertedly: “I would love it if you girls joined my guild. Your beauty rivals Mirajane’s.” He uses a quirk to make his arm bigger and tries to touch Ayaka’s butt. I make a pinky sword, teleport beside his arm, and place the blade on his wrist, stopping him. I say with venom, "Just because I said I wasn’t looking for a fight doesn’t mean I won’t." Erza warns in her stern voice, "I wouldn’t fight him if I were you. He is one of the ten wizard saints." I glare at his pervertedly blushed face and say with further venom, "He could be a god for all I care. No one will touch my lover without her consent."
He laughs while retracting his arm. I keep my sword out for a moment longer. He says, “It was only a joke.” I hold the blade toward his tiny body, still furious. “If it were just a joke, you would do that to the men here, too. You are just using your power and position to sexually harass underage women because you can’t attract them otherwise.” I retract my sword and glare as he gets drunkenly pissed and yells while magic power is pouring out of his tiny body, “You'd best watch your tone, little girl! Or I will teach you what happens when you cross a wizard saint!” I make my finger swords again. “See? You are using your power to justify your malicious behavior. Someone needs to teach you a lesson.” Erza yells, “Master, she makes a valid point! Stop this nonsense at once!”
The old man doesn’t seem to calm down. Mirajane says, “These girls are right. I don’t want to be the object of your harassment any longer, either. IT ENDS TODAY, MASTER MAKAROV.” She transforms into a badass-looking demon with wings and hits the old man. He flies into the wall, leaving a crater, and is knocked out cold. She transforms back to normal while smiling brightly. “That felt so good.” I retract my swords and laugh. Ayaka joins my laughter, along with the other women of the guild. After her fit of laughter, Ayaka, eyes shining, exclaims, “Big sis Mirajane, you were so cool!” Mirajane laughs off the compliment and gets us both chocolate milk. The men murmur about how scary the girls are. I find that so amusing as I take my glass and start drinking.
A little girl with blue hair examines Ayaka and sees a few minor cuts from dodging Erza’s swords. She says, “I can heal you.” She uses her healing quirk on Ayaka. What surprises me is the flying white cat. Wait! THERE IS ANOTHER ONE! There are two flying cats, one blue and one white. Nobody else here is surprised. I ask, “Is it normal in this world for cats to fly?” Lucy laughs, “No, they are what you would call special.” Ayaka grins with her hero smile. “We have special friends, too.” Natsu puts his arm around Ayaka and asks excitedly, “Ooooh! Can I see?!” I glare at him, make a pinky sword, and hold it to his arm. “If you like your arm attached, remove your arm from Aya-chan at once.”
Lucy laughs. “You don’t have to worry about this doofus stealing your lover, or being inappropriate. The only things he cares about are Happy, food, and fighting.” He backs away from Ayaka, smiling with a cold sweat. “Don’t forget about Igneel.” Ayaka asks, “What’s Igneel?” Natsu responds brightly, “He is my dad.” Lucy grins. “You do realize that they probably assume you mean a human when you phrase it like that, not a dragon.” Natsu, confused, replies, “But Igneel is my dad.” Ayaka gasps, “Whoa! Dragons exist here?” I am shocked to hear that, too. Natsu looks a little depressed. “They do, but Igneel disappeared 7 years ago for some reason.” The girl who healed Ayaka adds, “Grandeeney disappeared 7 years ago, too. So did Gajeel’s dragon, Metalicana.”
Ayaka asks, “Does everybody have dragon parents in this world or something?” Everyone laughs. Mirajane says, “They are dragon slayers and learned their magic from dragons themselves. Most people go their entire lives without seeing a dragon. So, they practice what we call lost magic.” I ask, “Why would dragons teach magic that would defeat them? That doesn’t make sense to me.” Natsu says totally dancing around my question since he is distracted, “I don’t know, but I don’t care about that. Can I see your friends?” Ayaka laughs and brings out Garlic. I bring out Sir Floof. Everyone is enamored with them, and our friends are eating up the attention. Rivet-face murmurs where no one can hear him, “Rrrrrr, I want one, too.” Natsu asks while petting Sir Floof, “Can they talk?” Ayaka says, “Yes, though I am the only one who can understand them, and only when I am in my octopus form.”
Ayaka turns into an octopus, and the blue cat and Natsu both start to salivate. The blue cat inches towards Ayaka. “You look really tasty.” THEY CAN TALK, TOO?! Natsu nods, also inching closer to pounce. “She sure does, Happy. Do you think she would mind if we had a little taste?” I teleport the short distance, getting in between them and Ayaka. “I am the only one allowed to taste her. BACK OFF.” The blue cat drools, and says, “Ooooo, how scandalous. She loves her.” I growl back, “More than life itself.” The white cat, in a condescending manner, says, “You tomcat, it isn’t good manners to try to eat a guest.” He backs away, standing behind her. “Aye, sir,” he mumbles, blushing and wiping his drool. Natsu is still drooling, and Lucy smacks him on the head. I make a skin shield for Ayaka to change back without prying eyes, so she can avoid these gluttons. Ayaka whispers in my ear in a sexy voice while naked, “You are going to get so many rewards later.” I get a nosebleed, and Mirajane, on the back side of the counter, sees and giggles while handing me a napkin, which I accept with a stretchy piece of skin and a very flustered expression.
Mirajane asks while gesturing to my skin shield that is still up, “What kind of magic is that?” Ayaka explains that we ate fruits that gave us abilities, and that they normally take the ability to swim, except in her case. She gave them a brief rundown of our quirks and abilities while I tried not to hit anyone, since I was still pissed off with pieces of tissue sticking out of my nostrils. She finishes getting dressed again, and I drop my skin shield. Some dude in his underwear pulls Natsu away by his scarf, dragging him, and says, “How about instead of wasting your time on those girls, you fight me, you fire-breathing lizard?” Lucy yells at him, “Grey, put your clothes back on!” Natsu yells, “I am going to roast you with my fire and eat you for dinner, you popsicle!” Big sis Mirajane giggles, “There they go again.”
Rivet-face tells me, “You look fucking stupid.” He gestures to the tissue in my nose as I drink my chocolate milk. I chug it while glaring at him and then wipe my mouth as I slam the glass on the counter, “You wanna fight, rivet-face? You haven’t seen anything that I can do.” He stands up while cracking his knuckles, and he says, “I was wanting some exercise.” I say while squaring up, “Bri-” Ayaka sticks a tentacle in my mouth to stop me from talking, and she says, “We don’t have time for that, Kai-chan. Sit down and be a good girl, or else you won’t get your rewards later.” I sit down and lick her tentacle, and she smirks at me and whispers in my ear, “Good girl.” I blush furiously as I continue to lick her tentacle, as all the men in the guild hall simultaneously sit down with me with hearts in their eyes. Rivet-face laughs at me, “Fucking loser!” I glare at him while I continue to lick her tentacle.
She removes her tentacle, and I pout, and she giggles at my reaction, as does big sis Mirajane and Lucy. I pull the hood of my outfit down to try and hide behind it, embarrassed, and the blue cat says in a drooling whisper that I heard, and Ayaka missed, “I wanna taste, too!” I make a skin whip and wrap it around the cat’s neck, and throw him into the wall since he apparently didn’t learn his lesson. Ayaka gasps, “Oh no, not the kitty! Kai-chan, why did you throw him?” I say while crossing my arms, “I told them I was the only one allowed to taste you, and he needed a reminder.” She stands back up and stands over where I am sitting in a sexy, authoritative way, “That you are.” She lifts my chin as she lowers herself to my level for a kiss.
This chick with blue hair that curls at the bottom squeals, “Grey, beloved, can you do that to me, too?” She turns, and he is on the other side of the guild hall, fist-fighting Natsu still, and doesn't hear her. The blue-haired girl looks depressed after seeing Grey not paying attention to her. Mirajane smiles warmly at us and says, “You guys are so cute… So, I have to ask, Ayaka, do people bleed blue in your world?” She says, gesturing to the residual streaks of blue from what was left after the small cuts from the swords were healed. We shake our heads, and Ayaka explains how it is because she is an octopus.
Erza, who was silent until now listening, says, “From hearing you talk, it seems like we may be able to learn some of the abilities you mentioned. Though, since you can jump between worlds, to ensure you keep your end of the bargain, you will need to teach us first.” We nod, and Ayaka says, “That was the plan, though we can’t just leave whenever. Certain conditions must be met in order to world hop.” Mirajane says while washing my glass, “If I had to take a guess, it has something to do with intimacy? Assuming from the position you arrived in.” I blush furiously and pull my hoodie down and nod silently.
I glance over at Rivet-face, and he is munching on screws, nuts, and bolts like it is food, and I am shocked. I say to avoid confronting my flustered state, changing the subject, “I have eaten many things when I was starving, but never screws, nuts, and bolts.” Mirajane waves to Gajeel and says, “I’ll explain for you, so you don’t have to stop eating.” He nods and munches, and Mirajane says, “Dragonslayers like him regain magic energy when they eat their element. For Natsu, that is fire. For Wendy, that is air, and for Gajeel here, it is anything steel.” I shrug off the information and just accept it. It is just a weird thing here that wouldn’t be replicated anywhere else, since there are no dragons in the other worlds we visited.
I ask them with a furrowed brow since I am still pretty salty, “So, when are we getting started?” Mirajane says, “Whenever you guys are ready, I suppose.” I say, exasperated, “Well, do you have any surfaces you don’t care about? I assume that you don’t want to destroy this place.” Mirajane laughs, “You assume correctly. We already have enough people making a mess of the place constantly. What kind of surface do you mean?” I shrug, “I mean, anything you don’t care for. We used trees to learn. When learning how to walk on walls, if you use too much energy, you will leave a crater like that.” I say, pointing to the crater left by the perverted old man.
Rivet-face summons a steel wall and asks, “Would this do?” Ayaka climbs the steel wall and expends too much energy intentionally to make a crater and is repelled from the surface. The noise startled everyone since it was so loud. Gang Orca gave them a class on quirk-walking and Haki, while Ayaka and I served as assistants to demonstrate. I am glad, because I don’t have the patience to teach right now since I am so close to punching someone.
When our classes were over, Erza was the first to make any progress, and that changed the mood of everyone there, realizing that they could learn it, too. Mirajane takes us outside, where it is quieter, with a tall guy with white hair around Gang Orca’s height, while everyone else practices what we taught them, and she teaches us the basics for transformation magic. The guy says to Gang Orca as we walk to our destination, “You look so manly.” Gang Orca looked a little shocked at the seemingly random comment and responded, “So do you.” The guy pats Gang Orca on the shoulder in a platonic way while wearing a smile as we continue to walk.
We had our lesson in a beautiful garden space as big sis Mirajane wrote in the air with a magic pen. It seems pretty complicated when thinking like it is a foreign thing instead of my quirk, so I just pretended she was talking about quirks, and it made more sense to me. The basic transformation quirk allows a person to change their physical form, but not their clothes. She transforms into Erza, and her dress stays the same. She continues, “At the intermediate level, you can change your clothes as well.” She changes into Erza’s armor, and Ayaka has stars in her eyes, “That’s so cool!” Big sis continues in a stern 'Erza' voice, “That is enough excitement. Quiet down while I continue my lesson.” She really sold it because she sounded intimidating, just like Erza, and then she returned to normal, smiling.
She said, with that harmless smile, “It really helps if you get into character to sell it.” Ayaka says, “Wow, it felt like you really were Erza!” Big sis smiles and says, “If you learn advanced transformation magic, you can change into something completely different and even get different abilities.” After she says that, she transforms into a fish, then a bird, then a fox. Big sis says, “Let’s start with the basic transformations. Basic transformation will last longer than intermediate and advanced since it takes less magic power.” We nod, and she giggles, “It is nice having students that aren’t trying to rush the process. Now stand up and face each other and stare into each other’s eyes. Kugo, you can try to become my brother, Elfman. He would be a good body type for your basic transformation.” She gestures to the tall guy with us. Ayaka starts looking at me with such sexy purple eyes, and I start blushing furiously. Big sis laughs, “You guys are getting distracted. You need to have a clear picture and imagine becoming each other. Try to take in all of your partner’s details.”
Ayaka looks over my body with an almost predatory stare and licks her lips. I blush even harder, and Big sis laughs, “Not like that. Focus your magic power on the picture of each other in your head.” I try to think about it, and nothing happens for any of us. We try again, and Gang Orca succeeds first. Big sis says with a bright smile, “Great job, you passed my beginner’s course, Kugo.” We tried again, and Ayaka changed into me successfully and asked big sis, “Can we change into men as well? We have male aliases.” She nods, “You can use magic to become men.” Ayaka looks at me with lust in her eyes and says, “I will make you carry all my children.” Big sis laughs, “Sadly, though you may transform into men, you are still biologically female and therefore won’t be able to impregnate each other.” Ayaka slumps a bit in my appearance, “Awww, that would have been so hot.” I can’t deny that either.I would gladly carry all of her children. I can’t help but blush at the topic of this conversation.
Rivet-face apparently followed us out here, and he snorted a laugh, “Looks like you suck, you brat.” I turn to him and yell at him, “Shut it, Rivet-face! Just you fucking watch!” I close my eyes and focus while I growl, and pink smoke appears around me.
Something isn’t right!
I look down, and my hands are tiny, and my clothes are large, and my pants fell, exposing my loose boxer briefs that are barely hanging in there. SO EMBARRASSING! I pull up my pants, stretch the skin on my waist, and make a make-shift belt. Ayaka squeals in my body, as does big sis Mirajane, and they hug me. Ayaka squeals, wearing a beaming smile I never would have thought possible with my face, and squeezes me tight, “You are just so cute! Why did she turn into a younger me?” Big sis Mirajane says while she squeezes me also, “Probably because of her anger. Stress and emotions affect using magic since magic comes from the heart.” I scowl, even more pissed off, “So, I did it right, but it is that bastard’s fault because he got me mad?”
They release me from the hug, and I pop a jawbreaker in my mouth and teleport to Rivet-face, and I punch him. I hurt my hand like a bitch because he is hard as steel. I use armament on my fists, and I punch him over and over in my rage. He laughs at me and says, “Is that all you have, brat?” I say, “Just wait until I am back to normal! I am going to kick your ass!” Ayaka laughs and says, “It is so funny to see an angry younger me.” She makes a tentacle and grabs me as I wail in the air, as I yell, “Let me at him!” She laughs and says while suspending me in the air, “You are so cute, Kai-chan, or should I say, Aya-chan.”
Big sis Mirajane laughed and said in between fits of laughter, “You guys fit right into our Fairy Tail guild. You are more than welcome to join us, so you can come and go as you choose.” Ayaka says, wearing a bright expression while still wearing my face, “We would love to come back. Is there something we have to do to make it official?” Big sis smiles and says, while pointing to a tattoo on her thigh, “Get a tattoo like this and you will be in our guild. Don’t worry, you can remove the tattoo with your magic when you transform, so that won’t be an issue.” I sigh in relief, hearing that, because otherwise, it just sounded like another easy way to identify us. Ayaka is still holding me with her tentacle in the air, and I ask in a grumpy pout, “Can you put me down now, Aya-chan?”
She giggles at me, “Don’t wanna.” She pulls me close and hugs me tight and says, “You are just the cutest!” I ask, “Is this a new form of narcissism?” Ayaka laughs, “No, only you could make me this cute.” I scoff, “That is a load of bullshit.” They take me inside the guildhall while still in Ayaka’s arms as she holds me like my birth mom used to on her hip. Lucy squeals when she sees me and says, “Sekai, you are just so cute!” I groan. I would ask how she can tell it is me, but I am still wearing the outfit I arrived in, as is Ayaka. I let out an exasperated sigh, and big sis Mirajane walked us to her spot behind the bar and grabbed a mystical-looking stamp.
She asks Ayaka, “Where do you want yours, Ayaka?” She thinks for a moment and offers her right wrist since her left is occupied holding me on her hip. She stamps Ayaka’s wrist, and a purple Fairy Tail tattoo appears instantly. She asks me, smiling big, “Now, where do you want yours, cutie?” I smack my teeth and blush while turning my face into Ayaka’s neck. I want mine to be like Ayaka’s, so I offer her my left wrist while hiding my face in Ayaka’s neck, pulling my hood down in embarrassment with my right hand. Since I was small, the hood almost swallowed me. Rivet-face says, “What are you scared, brat?” I snap at him while still very red, “I am embarrassed, you fucking Rivet-face! Not scared! Let me go, Aya-chan, so I can teach him a lesson!” I start trying to wiggle out of her arms, and she summons tentacles to secure me in place, and I harumph as I pout when she traps me. I glance at my wrist, and it is a pink tattoo that matches my hair.
Everyone laughs at me, and I get redder than a tomato while hiding my face in Ayaka’s neck. The laughter dies down, and big sis asks Gang Orca, “Kugo, do you want to join us as well?” He responds with a light bow, “As honored as I am with the offer, I feel I must decline since I probably won’t be coming back to this world like these children.” As he says that, I transform back to normal, as does Ayaka, and she is still holding me. Everyone starts laughing again. Ayaka smirks at me and kisses me. After our kiss, she asks big sis, “Big sis Mirajane, if we transform into men, can we hold the transformation longer than what we just did?” She nods and says, “Mmmhmmm. As long as you have magic and you think about not transforming back, you will maintain your form.”
We nod understanding, and Ayaka looks at me and asks, “If I let you go, will you fight Gajeel?” I pouted a little bit, “What would you do if I did?” She says in a seductive tone, “You wouldn’t get as many rewards.” I grumble, “Fine, I guess I'll behave.” She sets me down, and I smack my teeth in Rivet-face’s direction while crossing my arms. Ayaka says, “I want to try becoming ‘Fumiaki’ before we leave.” She closes her eyes, and she transforms into her Fumiaki persona. The girls squeal and say, “You are so handsome, Ayaka!” They surround Ayaka, and I don’t like it. I focus on my Hanzo persona while trying to calm the rage inside me, and I transform into Hanzo in a poof of pink smoke. I immediately go to Ayaka’s side and hold her possessively while growling at the girls. They giggle and squeal, and Lucy says, “That is just so hot, two hot men in a lover’s embrace. I didn’t know that was something I needed to see.” I sigh exasperatedly while still holding her tight.
Ayaka asks them about a private place for me to use my quirk to get us home, and Lucy says, “You can borrow my apartment. Natsu and Grey sometimes barge in, but they still seem occupied at the moment, fighting." She turns to Erza who is still coaching some guild members, "Hey Erza, can you make sure Natsu and Grey stay here while they go?” She responds in a dependable way that I find very comforting, “Certainly. You can count on me.” I nod to her, and she returns it with a nod of her own. Lucy escorts us to her apartment, where we do the ritual with Gang Orca on the other side of the door, as usual, but Ayaka had me stay as Hanzo, and she took me into her mouth to return to the hotel suite in Ghana.
***Current Inventory: 4 Dragon Balls. 3 Remaining.***
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