The Scowling Sidekick: A My Hero Academia Fanfiction
Japan’s Hero Billboard Rankings
The night after the festival, The Wild Wild Pussycats paid us a surprise visit. They seemed a little surprised by Toru since she was invisible last time they saw her, and Tiger asks, “Who are you? I don’t remember you from the training camp.” Toru turned completely invisible, and they were all surprised. Pixie-Bob says in amazement, “That is awesome, Hagakure! I didn’t recognize you with a face!” Tiger looks at me with a look of regret and pity (that I really fucking hate) and says, “I apologize for not being able to protect you back then.” I smack my teeth and turn to continue wiping down the windowsill to remove dust.
Uraraka, Ashido, and Toru hold up the Paw Pad Buns they brought for everyone, and they jump up and down in excitement. My mouth waters just thinking of those delicious buns, and Aya-chan removes her headband from where she was helping me clean and yoinks me from my windowsill and makes me join everyone else by saying, “We can resume cleaning later. I can’t have my lover drooling over anything except me.” I join them and eat a Paw Pad Bun, and Aya-chan stares at me like she normally does, and I can’t help but blush. She always elicits this reaction out of me.
As I avoid looking at Aya-chan’s sexy stare, I see that the brat who came with them bought red shoes just like the nerd. I also notice that he is wearing a pink-and-blue scarf that looks like Sir Floof’s ribbon. I call him out and whisper to him, “Look at that, Sir. He wants to be like you.” Sir Floof chirps excitedly in that elegant manner of his and prances over to the brat and rubs against him affectionately. Sato asks while bringing tea for everyone, “What prompts this sudden visit?” Pixie-Bob says while putting her hands up in front of her chest, “We just wanted to let you know that we are back in business.”
Our class is shocked, and Yaomomo says, “That is so exciting. I am so happy for you.” The nerd asks worriedly, “Are you going back to work again, Ragdoll? I know you took time off when your quirk got stolen, …” Ragdoll says weirdly energetically, “Still powerless! I will be working behind the scenes as their support. I will be the office cat.” Pixie-Bob says in a more serious tone, “We have received word from Tartarus prison that All for One would use his ability to return her quirk, but we still don’t know how many quirks he has. He could be hiding some very dangerous quirks. The smartest thing to ensure he remains in custody is to not allow him to use any quirks whatsoever.”
Yaomomo asks, “Why now, all of a sudden?” Mandalay chimes in, “This was going to be announced later, but it relates to our spot on the Japanese Hero Billboard Chart. We are ranked currently at 411 this term.” Midoriya says, “Wow, last time, you ranked at 32.” Kirishima says, “Ahhh, so it is ‘cause your rank went down. That makes sense.” Ragdoll says with a smile on her face, “No, silly! Isn’t it weird that we’re still in the triple digits even though we haven’t done any hero work?” The class gasps, and Tiger says, “It is because of our approval rating. That number gave us a big boost.” Pixie-Bob says, “There are people waiting for us to return.” Ragdoll says cheerfully, “No way can we just stay on the sidelines!” Kirishima cries, “So you are doing it for the public… That is so manly!”
Shortly after, they left, and the rest of the class enjoyed Paw Pad Buns with us, with the tea Sato prepared. Though, to be honest, I am really looking forward to Deonte’s cake. He makes us dessert for the evening before he makes our breakfast, and today it is strawberry shortcake. I fantasize about the strawberry shortcake as I drink this tea. Aya-chan stares at me, and I blush because she is smirking in that sexy way. She asks in that sexy voice of hers, “What are you thinking about that has you making that cute expression, Kai-chan?” I can’t exactly say in front of our classmates, and her sexy face is making me blush harder.
Yaomomo says teasingly, “She is so red. She must be thinking of something naughty.” This is so embarrassing. I use the pleasure from my tea to teleport myself to the stairs, where I pop a jawbreaker and hop up the flights of stairs to get to our floor and escape to our dorm room. I pull my hood down over my extremely flustered face as I sit on our practically unused bed. Aya-chan joins me not too long after and says, “Way to just leave me hanging.” I pout, “But it was so embarrassing.” Aya-chan sits down beside me and turns my head to face hers, and she kisses me. Her hand slips under my shirt, and she reaches under my bra to grab my breasts. Our tongues dance as she squeezes my breast and plays with my nipple as she steals my jawbreaker.
I moan into her mouth, and we hear giggles at the door. Aya-chan chuckles, “Guess we have to go somewhere quieter.” We change into our Fumiaki and Hanzo clothes, and she kisses me again to return my jawbreaker, then we go back to our apartment and do the return ritual. Though when we get in the elevator to go to the top floor where our suites are, Aya-chan hugs me from behind and grabs my penis through my pants while kissing the side of my neck. The concierge sees as the elevator doors shut, and she blushes furiously, as do I. I mutter as she strokes my now very hard penis, “Goddamnit, Fu-chan.” She giggles and whispers in my ear, “You are so adorable, Han-chan, that I can’t control myself sometimes.”
We get inside our apartment, and Aya-chan says, “I don’t think you have had your way with me in this form. I want you to fill me up.” I blush furiously as she pulls me impatiently to the bedroom. We throw our clothes on the floor as we race out of them, and she gets on all fours in the bed, and she arches her back to make for easy access. I lube up my penis, and she says, “I need you now, Han-chan.” I place the tip of my penis at her butt, and I push it slowly inside her anal cavity. As I push slowly into her, she gasps, “That is a little too big for Fumiaki’s form. Can you make it a little smaller, Han-chan?” I pull out immediately and do my transformation magic again as it puffs with pink smoke, and my penis is now smaller.
I stick it in slowly, and she sighs in relief, “That is so much better.” That is a relief to hear.I wouldn’t want to make it uncomfortable for her in any way. I get some arm skin and wrap it around her penis to catch any cum that may shoot out to prevent having to clean our sheets. She moans, and I start pumping my hips. She feels so good on my penis, no matter what size it is. As the minutes go by, I gradually get faster as I pump into her. I moan, “Fu-chan, you feel so good.” Her moans are getting more frequent as if I am hitting her G-spot in her ass. I pump harder, and I cum hard before she can, and shoot my load in her ass. I massage her penis with my stretched out arm skin while I pump my now soft dick inside her, and she cums, shooting her load in my stretched out arm skin enveloping her penis.
I pull out, and she plops down on her stomach to recover and lie next to her for our post-sex cuddle. I say as I wipe my sweat from my brow, “I love you, Fu-chan.” She says in her sexy, masculine voice as she props her arms underneath her face, as she looks at me while lying down, “I love you, too, Han-chan.” While we catch our breath, I drag my fingers across her back, and she moans in her deep Fu-chan voice, “That feels so good.” Her saying that and hearing her moans make me never want to stop doing this. She clocks my cum-covered arm, and she says, “After we recover, how about we take a shower? We could go for round two.” I blush at her words, and we head to our wonderful shower after we recover enough.
Afterward, we enjoyed the cake I was lusting after earlier.
The next day, they announced the new top ten heroes, and since All Might is still technically retired, he wasn’t in the rankings this time. I saw that broadcast a while ago where he said he wanted to step back and focus on teaching the next generation. Endeavor was royally pissed during the broadcast where they lined up the top ten heroes. Hawks pissed him off more by poking fun at his lower approval rating, and Endeavor actually rebutted in a way that was cool-headed for him, even though his vein was popping on his forehead, “Just see what I do.” A little surprised that he didn’t blow up on him. Aya-chan, who also saw this, says, “That is awesome! We need to congratulate Ryuko on her placement.”
Aya-chan asks Deonte in English since he is still here in our apartment making our treat for the evening (It has been a couple of hours since we ate breakfast, but he is making a lot for Garlic, Squash, and Sir Floof as well), “Can you possibly make something special for her for congratulations?” He replied also in English, “I could make her a spread of decadent sweets. You usually can’t go wrong with sweets.” I didn’t understand what was said, but Aya-chan translated for me, and it sounds amazing.
Not too long after, our attention is drawn to the news displayed on our large apartment TV, where the flaming bastard is fighting a black Nomu in Kyushu. It looks tougher than any other Nomu we have seen. That flaming bastard uses that move of his where he concentrates his flames in a concentrated beam and destroys the black Nomu’s body over and over again. Each time he destroys part of the Nomu’s body, it regenerates in a frightening manner.
There was even a moment in the fight when the black Nomu sliced the top off a building, causing it to start sliding off. Hawks rescues people with his many feathers, taking them to safety, and All Might joins just in time, wearing a black suit with a white shirt and using his strength to catch the falling building, preventing casualties among innocent bystanders on the street and helping prevent damage. All Might seems a little occupied for a moment as he tries to find a safe place to place the top of the building without casualties from his actions.
The black Nomu brutally wounds that flaming bastard in his face, and he falls. He gets back up in a stagger while All Might joins the fight. All Might swiftly and seemingly effortlessly dispatches the grey Nomus, then attempts to engage the black one. Endeavor looks pissed, and the black Nomu reacts to All Might as if changing objectives. Endeavor yells furiously at the black Nomu with blood rushing down his face as if they are talking. The three of them are still for a moment, and the suspense makes the air in Japan feel thick, as if it's harder to breathe. All Might throws something to Endeavor, and it is hard to make out on the screen, but knowing that we gave Principal Nezu lots of potions from Kanto to disseminate to the UA faculty, I can only imagine he threw one to the flaming bastard. He sprays it on himself, and some of his wounds begin to heal. After several moments of them standing still, the black Nomu turns to face Endeavor while All Might steps back.
The flaming bastard starts engaging with the black Nomu again. All Might is stopped by a reporter on the scene. She asks him, “Why aren’t you fighting the villain, All Might?” All Might responds with a smile to ease the people’s worries, “Endeavor has assured me that he can handle this villain. So, I will use my strength to protect the people and leave the spotlight to the new number 1.” The reporter asks, “Can you tell us what you threw at Endeavor just now?” All Might puts a finger to his mouth and says, “It isn't sold in stores, and is in the experimental phase, so I can’t speak too much about its chemical makeup, but it was a healing item developed to provide field treatment. It seems it couldn’t heal all of his injuries, but hopefully it helps him enough to overcome today’s obstacle safely.” That was a smart way of spinning it. Though knowing All Might, he probably paid to have them analyzed so they could produce them, since he is super wealthy as well.
All Might sees debris falling and says while beaming with his main character energy, “It seems I am needed.” He zooms over to collect the falling debris before it hits civilians. The camera changes to the one tracking the flaming bastard’s fight with the black Nomu, and Endeavor flies up with his flames and latches onto the Nomu’s head, then uses his ultimate move on him, shooting it into the sky to prevent casualties. He starts to fall to the ground and catches himself with his flames. Endeavor raises his fist in victory while scowling intensely and standing tall regardless of his intense injuries. All Might shoots him a thumbs up and that smile of his, then gets out of the camera shot so Endeavor can have his moment. We watched the broadcast in silence and awe at that flaming bastard’s power and also his stubbornness.
After a while of being frozen in awe, Aya-chan, Deonte, and I were able to move again. I am worried about the people in Kyushu. I pull on Aya-chan’s sleeve, “Let’s go check on our contacts in Kyushu to see if they are alright.” She smirks at me while sweating her cold sweat in worry.
We then change into our Fumiaki and Hanzo attire and go check on Mr. Hojo, who made the counterfeit dragon balls, who was just fine, though extremely and understandably rattled. We stayed and talked with him a bit, and he also seemed distressed about his cousin’s recent arrest, as well as the recent events we had just witnessed. He told us that his uncle, his father’s older brother, was obsessed with comparing Mr. Hojo to his cousin. His cousin, Yu, apparently joined the Shie Hassaikai after being kicked out because of his uncle comparing his pale purple gems to Mr. Hojo’s many colored gems.
Mr. Hojo begins to cry, “I don’t understand why they would feed him that garbage when my gems are just as worthless as his. He thinks they come out looking like masterpieces when it is my hard work that makes them that way. I tried to invite him to live with me, but he just thought it was some sort of sick power play. Is it so wrong to care for my family?” Fu-chan says with water gathering in her eyes, “Not at all. I hope you can work things out with your cousin, Mr. Hojo.” We stayed a little longer, until his tears dried, talking away. I say ‘we’, though in reality, Fu-chan was the one doing the talking.
Even though all the Nomus have been dispatched, everything is chaotic from the destruction the fight caused. We travel stealthily while combining our quirks, then we check on Miss Akari. We get to her shop, and the front windows are smashed. She was also rattled, just as Mr. Hojo was. I wish I could have called Sir Floof out, but he is an iconic companion for our true identities, so I can’t do that (We need to teach our friends transformation magic. We have only taught them quirk-walking and haki.). Instead, we sit down and drink some tea with her in the back room and distract her with a gem to buy, which perks her right up. We took it at a greatly discounted rate so she could use the rest of that money toward repairs, which she was very thankful for.
After lifting Miss Akari’s spirits and earning more money in the process, we deposited the money into our account and returned to our apartment. When we returned, we also heard Ryuko come back. We teleported to the array of sweets Deonte made, and we saw that Deonte had left a note that said, ‘Tell her I said congratulations, too :)’. He apparently left our apartment after making the sweets, as he is nowhere to be seen. We are still in our transformations, so we grab the sweets and try to catch her before she enters her apartment.
We barely missed her as she had just shut her door. We knock, and Fu-chan says, “Ryuko, do you have a minute?” She opens the door with one hand while removing her shoes with her other, “Yeah, what’s up?” Fu-chan says with her full charm on display, “Even though we know you have mixed feelings about your rank, we brought you a congratulatory gift to enjoy at your leisure.” She shook Fu-chan’s hand, “That isn’t necessary.” She offers the tray of assorted gourmet sweets that Deonte prepared and continues, “No, we insist. We had our private chef prepare gourmet sweets for you. He extends his congratulations as well.”
She blushes and sighs, then says, “Well, I was wanting something sweet. Thanks, Fumiaki and Hanzo. I will surely enjoy them.” Fu-chan says while waving, “Have a great rest of your afternoon, Ryuko.” Ryuko responds, “You, too.” Fu-chan grabs my hand and says with that sexy voice of hers while biting her lip in a handsome and sexy manner, “Now, I would like my own dessert, Han-chan.” Ryuko blushes furiously (as do I), and she shuts her door. Fu-chan opens our door and pulls me into the bedroom.
She says as she playfully tosses me on the bed, “I want to fill you up as you did for me that one time.” I blush furiously, and I drop my transformation as we take off our clothes and toss them off the bed. She puts my legs on her shoulders and lifts my hips so my sex is raised to her mouth. She licks me in a very teasing manner, and she enjoys every moment of my sexual impatience. I moan and squirm in response to her touch, ready for more. When she has had her fun teasing me with her mouth, she adjusts her transformation magic to give herself very large testicles. She pulls my legs off her shoulders and holds them at her waist as she positions her rock-hard penis at my entrance.
I feel the pressure of her entering me, and once she is all the way in, I feel her testicles resting on my ass. She holds it briefly to get my insides acclimated, and then she starts to pump slowly. I moan with pleasure as she reaches my deep parts, and she uses her tentacles to wrap around me. She gets another one to stimulate the hood of my clit as she starts to pump me faster and harder, feeling her testicles slap against my ass. I moan in ecstasy as my pleasure climbs and I cum hard, arching my back in waves of pleasure. With each contraction of my orgasm, I clutch her penis, and she shoots her load deep inside with hard strokes. My stomach bloats outward as I become filled with her cum, and Fu-chan says as she wipes her sweat while biting her lip, “Let’s get you cleaned up.”
The news the next day was showing mixed reviews of the flaming bastard’s fight with the black Nomu. Some reporters are blaming him for not cooperating with All Might, which led to catastrophic damage to the city. Though there are a few reporters out there who had good things to say about him defeating the villain that was destroying Kyushu. Hawks and All Might got a lot better press, and I can only imagine how pissed that makes that flaming bastard. I would normally be amused, but people were hurt, and that would be in poor taste.
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