The Romantic Cultivator

Ji Yuan had grabbed the weaken Lovely Empress and carried her on his right shoulder as he fled from the fight scene and chasing tightly behind him was Lin Antian and he was astonished that Ji Yuan could really run even though he was carrying someone.

While running, Ji Yuan could feel the sensuous boobs of the Lovely Empress that were heaving up and down down on the back of the right side of his shoulder.

The Lovely Empress said coldly to Ji Yuan, “Isn’t it enough already? You are actually taking advantage of me.”

Ji Yuan frowned immediately even as he took a right turn to another passage way before speeding down into a step of stairs, “We are being chased by that Lin Antian. This is not the time for any etiquette.”

An annoyed Lovely Empress continued to say with great exasperation, “Can you at least get your hands away from my legs?”

Ji Yuan’s hands were in the middle of her stark-naked jaded legs and he was rubbing against her undies as he ran…

“Erm… I really don’t know how my hands got into your short skirt. You shouldn’t be wearing such a short skirt. At least you should wear a robe over your skirt, am I right?”

The Lovely Empress kicked him and said unpleasantly as she removed his right hand, “This is my business and none of your business.”

But soon Ji Yuan’s right hand was upon her butt.

The Lovely Empress was exasperated, “Get your dirty hand off from me…”

Ji Yuan frowned, “I need my hands to support you, you know? Or else I won’t be able to run fast.”

“Put your hands on my waist!” The Lovely Empress commanded him as she pulled his right hand to support her slender waist instead.

Ji Yuan was protesting weakly, “I am running at full speed and I am looking where I am running. I really didn’t notice where I am putting my hands…”

A flustered Lovely Empress was not paying attention to Ji Yuan’s explanation. It was because Ji Yuan had touched her in her forbidden area by accident and he had also been touching all over her. No man had ever touched her before and Ji Yuan was the first.

After running for 30 minutes, Ji Yuan was now breathless and it seemed that he had temporary lost track of Lin Antian.

After he had made a turning in the passage way, he started to stop at a dark corner with another opening; he had dropped her to the ground and he was also leaning breathlessly on the wall; he had used a great deal of his profound strength to speed ahead of Lin Antian.

He said breathlessly, “We should be safe for a while.”

The Lovely Empress saw that Ji Yuan had purposely put her in a place where there were more than two passages and she said quietly, “I didn’t think that you can really plan your escape routes but you really can.”

“Haha…” Ji Yuan knew what she was talking about as he gulped for breath and he was now trying to stabilize his vital profound energies. “Better be safe than sorry later.”

When the Lovely Empress saw how exhausted he had been, she quietly said to him. “Thank you.”

Ji Yuan took an exhausted look at her before saying breathlessly, “You know. You should lose some weight…”

The Lovely Empress had suddenly kicked him as she said angrily, “I have decided to take back my words now!”

Ji Yuan muttered, “What happen to your usual loveliness?”

The Lovely Empress smiled impolitely, “My loveliness is not for you.”

Ji Yuan: …

All of a sudden, the Lovely Empress saw that Ji Yuan was suddenly looking gravely and he was standing up again.

“What is wrong?”

Ji Yuan turned to say solemnly, “Wait here. Or you can leave as soon as you have recovered some of your profound strength. I am going back now.”

The Lovely Empress was startled, “You are going back so soon?”

Ji Yuan nodded with a heavy sigh, “My old master may be in grave danger and I got to go back to help him. Or else next time of the year, today will be his new death anniversary date. That Gu Sangu is really formidable. My old master is definitely not his match. I need to go to his aid immediately.”

The Lovely Empress was startled, “You have an old master?”

But she had suddenly caught hold of Ji Yuan by his wrist before slamming him down against the wall with a thunderous crash, “Look at you. Do you still have the profound strength to fight that Lin Antian? So what if you were to go back? It may be already too late by now. And what if you have dumped into Lin Antian again? You should know that he is looking for us. I didn’t see your old master earlier. Maybe he had already sensed the fighting and had escaped. I am sure that he isn’t that foolish to have stayed behind.”

Ji Yuan was stunned by the sudden attack of the Lovely Empress and he was weakly struggling to stand now, “You are right. That old man is indeed very good at running. He didn’t even bother to come to my aid.”

The Lovely Empress asked bewildered, “Did I just hear you calling your old master that old man?”

Ji Yuan began to laugh weakly, “I usually call him old man and he usually calls me rascal. And in front of him, I am his grand daddy now. Haha…”

The Lovely Empress: …

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The Lovely Empress: …

“You have a terrible disrespect for your protégé master. Without him, there won’t be a you.”

Ji Yuan turned to look at the Lovely Empress and saw that she had a woeful expression, “Why are you like this all of a sudden? You have no idea how much torture that old man had once put me through.”

The Lovely Empress hummed coldly, “Hmph! Are you able to give me an example?”

Ji Yuan said awkwardly as he began to ponder…𝑜𝓋𝐋xt.𝗇𝓔t

“Does whipping till to the death for 3 month count?”

“Or breaking all my bones and I need a year to recover from my injuries…”

“How about hanging me on a rope on top of a cliff to shoot little peas with my sword fingers…”

“Took me for tomb raiding and pushed me in front to check for traps…”

“How about this then…”

“And this…”

“This?…”

The Lovely Empress rolled her eyes before she stopped Ji Yuan, “This is enough already. I have never seen such a horrible master in my life before.”

Ji Yuan laughed, “Now you know how horrible he is? And if you know how I have become his protégé, I am sure that you will vomit blood as well. I call my sect the Broken Sword Sect in secret, haha…”

The Lovely Empress muttered, “I am actually not interested in your old master or old man.”

She was suddenly looking at Ji Yuan, “Interesting. I didn’t know that you have an angelic spirit animus as well.”

But she was suddenly saying, “The two of us have consumed our spirit animus now. Do we still have the profound strength to fight Lin Antian?”

Ji Yuan frowned, “Sure we can.”

The Lovely Empress hummed softly, “No we can’t. That Lin Antian has too many cheats that he can use as his trump cards. Moreover we have been weakened by Gu Sangu now. Even if we can defeat Lin Antian, can we defeat Gu Sangu?”

Then she looked really woeful, “Maybe by now my sister the Smiling Divine Maiden has already fallen into his hands and her fate cannot be described.”

Ji Yuan said weakly, “Don’t worry. We will find a way to save your sister too.”

The Lovely Empress turned to him with her lovely soft eyes, “You… did you copulate with Ye Jing?”

Ji Yuan almost wanted to bang his head when Ye Jing was mentioned; it was because he was suddenly back to +0 Points now, having lost his group.

He said weakly, “Of course not.”

The Lovely Empress asked him, “Then why are you so weak during the earlier battle?”

Ji Yuan answered weakly, “You have never seen my fights. How do you know that I am weak?”

The Lovely Empress said quietly as she continued to hold him into her lovely gaze, “Something tells me that you are not giving your best earlier.”

Ji Yuan did not dare to tell her that he had actually been distracted by her and the Smiling Divine Maiden during the earlier battle. So he did not really put his entire focus during the fight with Lin Antian. So when Gu Sangu had suddenly appeared to attack him, he was actually caught off-guarded.

“You didn’t?” The Lovely Empress asked again. “This is my instinct.”

Ji Yuan laughed weakly, “Of course not.”

The Lovely Empress lowered her glances to say, “It is alright if you do not want to admit it. But I want to tell you that I’ve actually planted a toxic poison within Ye Jing. If you copulate with her then you will unknowingly be poisoned by her.”

Ji Yuan was startled, “What?! You have poisoned my Senior Sister Ye?!”

The Lovely Empress slowly said, “It is harmless to the female cultivators but extremely poisonous to the male cultivators. It will cause the male cultivators to lose their profound strength over time. Even if they are golden celestials, they will still need time to purge it and it will be expensive without any antidotes.”

Ji Yuan began to laugh weakly, “Luckily, I did not copulate with Senior Sister Ye. Haha…”

But he was thinking: Oh crap. I’ve almost…

The Lovely Empress had turned her head away as she said softly, “She isn’t your Senior Sister Ye. She is merely a doll avatar of mine. And I’ve purposely put her next to you to screw you up. Now that you have learnt of the truth, you must have already known that I am actually not a good person. I am not even an unorthodox cultivator but a heretic cultivator.”