The Romantic Cultivator

Guo Taiming took Ji Yuan and Xuan Qiaoqiao to their campsite.

Li Ye asked Ji Yuan curiously, “This maiden Xuan Qiaoqiao, she isn’t a celestial right? She doesn’t have golden eyes like us. Or did she use the same mystic eye profound art like you did the last time to disguise her cultivation realm?”

Ji Yuan chuckled, “She is a native here and not a celestial.”

When Shen Qin overheard Ji Yuan, he could not help praising him. “Brother Ji Yuan, everywhere you go, you always have plenty of beauties with you.”

Xuan Qiaoqiao who was walking behind Ji Yuan and was walking with Ding Xiaoxiao, could not resist asking. “How many dao partners did Ji Yuan have in the Celestial Realm?”

Shen Qin turned back and laughed jovially, “No more than a dozen.”

Ji Yuan: …

Do you have to answer for me?

Why is that I got a feeling that all my brothers are pigs in my team now?

Xuan Qiaoqiao frowned unhappily, “That is a lot. I want to be Ji Yuan’s number one consort.”

Shen Qin chuckled, “This is impossible. They are all mostly saintesses. You can’t beat them.”

Xuan Qiaoqiao hummed coldly, “Is that so?”

Ji Yuan could only smile weakly at her reply as he thought: You can’t defeat Yun Chi or my Qianfeng. Also, if Destiny comes along too, you will surely be screwed.

The reason why he did not say anything because in his heart, the number 1 consort had already gone to his Xia Jiajia. 𝞸𝔳𝐥xt.𝗇𝓔t

It did not matter to him if his Jiajia is weaker than Yun Chi or to the other maidens; the number 1 consort in his heart had to go to her.

When he has exited the Empyrean Warrior Labyrinth, he is going to remind Jiajia to keep her pledge to marry him.

And then he is going to bang her day and night.

With this thought, he was grinning himself silly as he walked with Li Ye, Shen Qin, Guo Taiming, Xuan Qiaoqiao and Ding Xiaoxiao.

Along the way, Guo Taiming and Li Ye told him how they had met Maiden Ding Xiaoxiao in the Empyrean Warrior Labyrinth.

Guo Taiming even laughed aloud, “You know Brother Ji Yuan. I don’t want to tell you this but Maiden Ding Xiaoxiao is your fan girl and she hopes to catch a glimpse of you in the Empyrean Warrior Labyrinth.”

Then he turned to look back at Ding Xiaoxiao as he laughed awkwardly, “Maiden Ding Xiaoxiao. Now that you have met my Brother Ji Yuan, what is your impression of him? Did he meet your expectations?”

Ding Xiaoxiao smiled faintly, “Great Saint Ji Yuan is everything that I’ve imagined him to be. He has more or less meet my expectations of him.”

Ji Yuan smiled weakly, “That is good to hear.”

Shen Qin asked Ding Xiaoxiao, “Maiden Ding Xiaoxiao, you don’t seem so passionate about meeting my Brother Ji Yuan now? I thought that you would be excited about this?”

Ding Xiaoxiao smiled, “Well, I am blessed to have some good friends in here. As for my idol Ji Yuan, he already has too many maidens with him.”

Ji Yuan: …

Guo Taiming was jovial when he had heard Ding Xiaoxiao and he gave Ji Yuan a hearty pat, “You heard Maiden Ding Xiaoxiao, right? So Brother Ji Yuan, don’t have any funny ideas on her. You don’t want to green your brothers, right? After all, I have met Maiden Ding Xiaoxiao before you.”

Ji Yuan could only smile bitterly and he was secretly looking at Li Ye too.

But he answered, “Right. Haha… I will never green my brothers. Never! Haha!”

Shen Qin was laughing jovially too as he looked at Guo Taiming, “Now it is fair game between the two of us.”

Guo Taiming was also laughing jovially too.

If Ji Yuan was interested in Maiden Ding Xiaoxiao too, they felt that they stood no chance against him. Or rather his beautiful looks.

Ding Xiaoxiao simply smiled, saying nothing.

Shen Qin asked Ding Xiaoxiao, “Maiden Ding Xiaoxiao, between Brother Guo Taiming and I here, which one of us stand a better chance of wooing you?”

Ding Xiaoxiao smiled faintly before saying, “Both of you are outstanding and both of you have an equal chance. I can’t decide between the two of you…”

When Ji Yuan had heard her, he was frowning silently: Are you trying to two timing the two of them at the same time?

Ding Xiaoxiao however was thinking: I can’t decide between the two of you because the two of you are equally inferior for me.

Soon Ji Yuan had reached his three brothers’ campsite and they were chatting over their adventures inside the Empyrean Warrior Labyrinth.

Ji Yuan told them he had been to places where the maidens were naked and another place where the maidens were dressed almost nakedly.

Guo Taiming, Li Ye and Shen Qin dropped their jaws when they had heard Ji Yuan; from their expressions, Ji Yuan knew that they had not been to these places.

Ji Yuan also knew that they were resisting the temptation of asking him where these two places were but because there were two beautiful maidens here, they had resisted the temptation.

Guo Taiming said all of a suddenly, “Brother Ji Yuan…”

Ji Yuan thought: It seems that Brother Guo Taiming cannot resist the temptation of asking me where the two places are now. Haha…

Guo Taiming said, “Brother Ji Yuan, you must be pulling our legs. There are no such places.”

Shen Qin grinned, “Yeah! There are no such places at all. I was almost fooled. Muhahaha…”

Li Ye was also shaking his head, “Indeed. Such places do not exist at all. I don’t believe cultivators will go around naked.”

Ji Yuan: …

What is wrong with me today? I seem to have guessed everything wrong today except for the part about Ding Xiaoxiao.

Or is it because Ding Xiaoxiao is here, so my judgement today is clouded?

Or because I am guilty of greening my Brother Li Ye here?

Ji Yuan could not resist the urge to ask Li Ye, “Brother Li Ye. You have come from the lower mortal realm and is an Ascended Celestial. What if you got a beautiful maiden in the mortal realm that is waiting for you?”

Li Ye frowned, “Is it even possible?”

Ji Yuan laughed weakly, “I mean what if. What if this beautiful maiden is also your core protégé? And she happens to love you too?”

Li Ye shook his head, “I am a cultivation grand master in the lower mortal realm. How can I fall in love with my own disciple?”

Ji Yuan laughed awkwardly, “But you are not master and disciple when you are in the Celestial Realm. What if she likes you and hopes that you will reciprocate her?”

Li Ye frowned as he remembered something; he did have a disciple that likes him in the lower mortal realm before he had ascended…

He shook his head, “I don’t know.”

Ji Yuan asked again with an even awkward look, “What if this beautiful maiden that likes you is banged by the others and he has stolen her heart from you?”

Guo Taiming frowned, “You mean someone cuckolded Li Ye while he is away?”

Ji Yuan could only smile bitterly: That’s me.

Li Ye frowned, “It is impossible for me to have any master-disciple relationship. I am strongly against it. If my disciple can find someone that she can love, why not?”

Guo Taiming laughed as he looked at Ji Yuan, “Someone here took his two core protégés as his consorts.”

Ji Yuan: …

Do you have to remind me?

I am also against any master-disciple relationship too. Well, in the past at least…

Li Ye asked Ji Yuan, “Brother Ji Yuan, why do you erm… ask me this weird question all of a sudden?”

Ji Yuan was laughing jovially now but did not say anything; since Li Ye was strongly against any master-disciple relationship, it means that he did not cuckold his Brother Li Ye at all and Ji Yuan was glad now.

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Author Note:

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