The Rogue Villager Chen Erbao

Chapter 135: Brother Da Niu Drank Too Much

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"Today's top story: Medicine King Hall has launched its latest product, the 'Dream Fantasia mud mask'! According to users, the mask has magical effects, capable of making skin look ten years younger!"

"Shocking! Medicine King Hall releases another new product! Turning back the clock is no longer just a dream!"

"..."

After brewing for a whole morning, every cosmetics-focused internet blogger and young person in Hongyuan City had heard about Medicine King Hall's magical mask. The internet was buzzing with heated debate.

"Stop fucking bullshitting. Turn back the clock? Look ten years younger? If it's really that amazing, I'll livestream myself doing a handstand while eating shit!"

"To the poster above, I took a screenshot. My neighbor's third aunt's second daughter's best friend's younger aunt bought one this morning for one thousand yuan. She used it on the spot, and it was exactly like the news said, no exaggeration!"

"I can vouch for it. I was there. I was the cameraman..."

"..."

Regardless of the online chatter, at two-thirty in the afternoon, the moment Medicine King Hall announced they would be selling another one hundred units, the sales location was completely mobbed.

A woman's obsession with beauty was on full display.

Whether they were women in their forties and fifties or young ladies in their twenties and thirties, they all scrambled to get to the Medicine King Hall sales department, sparking a mad rush to buy.

It even nearly came to blows.

In the end, the head of the sales department had to come out and announce that they would sell a limited quantity of three hundred units every day from now on. Only then was a riot averted.

Chen Erbao knew it would be a hit, but he hadn't expected it to blow up like this. Still, this was good news for him!

All the workers at both factories received another first-day-of-business red envelope bonus, and they began working even more diligently.

No one wanted to lose such a high-paying job, and besides, they might even get to buy the product at an employee discount!

"Xiaoqing, you need to pay close attention to security. Also, for quality control, we can establish a QC department in the future, specifically responsible for inspecting the final stage of production."

"Yes, President Chen!"

After more than an hour on the phone, Chen Erbao had given instructions on every matter and finally hung up.

Looking out the window at the deepening darkness, Chen Erbao felt a little hungry.

When he walked out of his office, the regular factory workers had already gone home for the day.

Security guards patrolled around the factory grounds in groups of two and three, leading sturdy wolfhounds.

In the corners, the blinking red lights of surveillance cameras swiveled tirelessly.

Bai Xiaoqing had sent over professionals to handle the night shift, so he didn't need to worry about security.

Back home, a meal was already prepared. Chen Erbao enjoyed a delicious feast, then picked up his "long spear" and headed out.

'He hadn't seen Qin Lan in several days. He really missed the White Tiger Cave...'

He walked and walked, eventually arriving at Chen Daniu's house.

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!

"Who is it?"

Qin Lan opened the door, dressed in loose-fitting loungewear.

"Sister-in-law, I'm here to see the village chief."

Chen Erbao's eyes roamed up and down Qin Lan's body with a grin.

When Qin Lan saw it was Chen Erbao, her heart trembled. She was once again reminded of that absurd night.

"What are you doing here?"

"Heheh..."

An intense itch started in Qin Lan's heart as well. She opened the door, turning her body to the side:

"Come in."

Chen Erbao squeezed past, deliberately brushing against Qin Lan's towering peaks.

"Hurry up and get inside!"

Qin Lan's breathing grew ragged, her face flushed crimson.

Chen Daniu was at home watching TV with one leg crossed over the other. Seeing Chen Erbao come in, he quickly stood up and greeted him with a wide smile:

"Er Bao! Come in, have a seat! You're the busiest man in our village now!"

"You flatter me, Village Chief. Just busy with random things!"

Chen Erbao said humbly, sitting down across from Qin Lan.

Chen Daniu clapped his hands.

"Your mask is a massive hit! And this is only the first day. Your business is bound to get bigger and bigger. For a benefactor like you to appear in our Bailong Village, it's like the ancestral graves of every family are emitting green smoke!"

Chen Daniu was genuinely happy.

Zhao Ruoying had been parachuted in and wouldn't stay here forever. But he had been the village chief here for over a decade. 'Even if Chen Erbao rose up under Zhao Ruoying's patronage, I still deserve some of the credit!'

'Even if Chen Erbao doesn't say anything, the higher-ups will remember!'

Therefore, Chen Erbao truly was his benefactor.

"Village Chief, it's all thanks to your excellent leadership..."

"Ah, I'm not the village chief right now. The order from above was for me to take a temporary break. Once Village Chief Zhao gets promoted, I'll resume my post."

"Village Chief, I actually came to discuss something with you."

'Chen Erbao hadn't come just for the White Tiger Cave; he really did have a small matter to discuss with Chen Daniu.'

Chen Daniu puffed out his chest.

"If there's anything, just say the word. If I can help, I definitely will!"

'Why had he never realized what an incredible talent Chen Erbao was before!'

'If he had known, he would have started sucking up to him long ago!'

'One thousand yuan for a single mask... good heavens, how much money is he going to make in the future!'

Chen Erbao now had the confidence to speak his mind in front of Chen Daniu, so he didn't hesitate any longer:

"The factory is just starting out now, but we might need to expand in the future. You see that land around my factory..."

"No problem... but why don't you just talk to Village Chief Zhao? She'd definitely be happy to help."

Chen Erbao smiled.

"It's not that I want to buy it right now. It's just a maybe for the future. I just wanted to give Brother Da Niu a heads-up first."

"Don't you worry, don't you worry! With the friendship between us two brothers, what's a small thing like this... Come on, come on, we brothers must have a drink tonight."

Chen Daniu loved to drink, and he immediately ran to the bedroom to get some liquor.

Only Chen Erbao and Qin Lan were left in the living room.

Chen Erbao's gaze roamed brazenly over Qin Lan's chest and butt. "Sister-in-law, your figure is getting better and better..."

Qin Lan rolled her eyes at him and whispered:

"Isn't that thanks to you?"

"Heheh, when I have time, I'll help you with another massage..."

"..."

Hearing this, Qin Lan subconsciously squeezed her thighs together. Her gaze fell between Chen Erbao's legs, as if she could already see the terrifying behemoth through his clothes!

'Seeing the smoldering look in Qin Lan's eyes, Chen Erbao knew his trip tonight was a sure success!'

Chen Daniu came out with the liquor and immediately filled a glass for Chen Erbao. Calling him "Er Bao" this and "Er Bao" that, he was already getting woozy after half a bottle.

"Er Bao... I'm telling you, you're really amazing..."

"Brother Da Niu, let's drink! No more talk!"

Chen Erbao's face flushed as he chugged his drink.

'Of course, he was just pretending. It would be easier to get things done once Chen Daniu was drunk and passed out.'

Ten minutes later, Chen Erbao looked at Chen Daniu, who had collapsed onto the sofa, and gave him a few pushes.

"Brother Da Niu? Brother Da Niu?"

Still not convinced, he flicked out a strand of Spiritual Qi to plunge Chen Daniu deep into a dream state. Only then did he turn back to look at Qin Lan.

"Heheh, Sister-in-law, looks like Brother Da Niu has had too much to drink!"

"You... you should help him to the bedroom..."

'Qin Lan was already dripping wet. Remembering that full, hard feeling, she...'

Chen Erbao slowly closed in, his smile gradually turning wicked.

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