The Rise Of Calamity

"hey! Hey! Pan, are you okay? what is happening? Did you eat something? Are you having a heart attack?" Olivia started panicking.

"Do I look like *ARGH*, someone who can *pant* have a heart attack?!" I retorted, but as if she did not hear what I had just said, she began to take out countless potions, some that did not even look like they were even for healing, while others were basically just lotion in the shape of positions.

However, in retaliation, I put up a golden barrier between us. No amount of pain was about to make me stop using magic, and while a lot of the pain might have been reduced due to the adrenaline within me while I was fighting the wyvern, I was still going through pain that was at least double the amount that I was going through right now.

"PAN! I am trying to help you!" Olivia pleaded from the other side of the barrier

"EVOLUTION! MOVE! SHOO!" I waved with my hand.

'Okay, I never thought that I would be saying this but WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS ALMOST HURT JUST AS MUCH AS THE SHIT I HAD TO GO THROUGH WHILE FIGHTING THAT WYVERN?!'

[You had adrenaline then, you don't now. You were focused on something else. Your mana channels are basically being burned into your normal veins and arteries. I heard one of the worst pains in this world was actually just that. Imagine the pain other people go through as you burn them alive and just multiply that by 20. Wow, must really hurt. I heard soul pain is much worse-]

'I beg you! Please, PLEASE stop talking! your talking is almost worse than the pain! Wait no, your talking is like an amplifier of the pain!' I begged

[Tsk... What would you know about facts HUH!? Here I am trying to inform you and you are saying no? Do you even respect knowledge? HUUUUH!?]

'Please go! Make my ears stop bleeding!'

[Fuck you!]

'FUCK YOU!'

After arguing, squirming on the ground, grunting every now and then, and screaming when the pain maximized around my heart, the pain finally receded. By the end of it, the true teaching from this whole experience was that Hela is a horrible hype-woman and that we are possibly the two most incompatible beings in this universe.

"Is it finished? Are you okay? Does it still hurt? What happened? Why didn't you tell me that you were going to evolve? Do you not trust me now that I am weaker than you? Don't worry, I'll get stronger! Please don't leave me I am trying so hard to get stronger and I will try 100x harder so please!" Olivia began to shoot questions, sobs, and pleads with the speed of a machine gun on full-auto.

"No full-auto in buildings!" I shouted while covering my ears and shutting my eyes tight.

"Wha-?" Olivia was so taken aback that she stopped crying, pleading, and sobbing altogether. Instead, now she started to look at me in worry, probably wondering if the pain had made my brain snap into a different dimension or something of those sorts.

"Oh, sorry. PTSD." I waved off her question gaze and opened my eyes slowly

'Bitch, give me an analysis of my body'

[I am a bad bitch but don't you dare speak with that tone of voice with me! Do you see what I did there? That is the way your teacher spoke back in 5th grade minus the 'bad bitch' part]

'Please, you have been screaming in my ears for as long as I can remember, and the longest I can remember right now is an hour ago so please, just do this for me' The way I started to beg made me imagine myself groveling at the feet of an illusory and ethereal creature with both a devil's tail and two red horns at the top of her head.

[You woke up like 10 minutes ago, how the hell do you remember what happened an hour ago? Have you been lucid dreaming... WITHOUT ME! How dare you not invite me hmph]

'I want to kill you so badly...'

[alright here]

[Analyzing...]

[Analysis Complete!]

[Name: Atlas Adler (Pandora)

Race: Human? (Divine-Being)

Gender: Male (Mentally) Female (Biologically)

Age: 42 (Mentally) 8 (Biologically) ?̴̹̣̆͒͘?̸̡̤̩͛?̶͉̆̊̿ (Soul)

Heavenly Energy: 232

Power level: 266 924

Title(s): Possessor of χ̴̮̱̉̐͝ᾴ̵͝ο̷͎̳͍̹͗͌̕ς̴̡͙̌͆̋͠ͅͅ. (???), Interdimensional Transmigrator (Astral X (Semi-locked)), Tamer of Angels (Astral B), Gluttonous (SS+), Prideful (SS), Humiliator of Deities (S), Wyvern-Killer (A+), Bender of Sexualities (B).

Affinity: Divinity (99.9) (Cultivation is now possible. Breakthrough after reaching Gaseous stage)

Skills: Combination Magic (Lvl ???), Absolute-Consumption (Lvl 8), Divine calculation (Lvl 2), Thought acceleration (Lvl 2) Divine eyes (Lvl 3)(Analysis (Lvl ???), Eyes of Vanity (Lvl 8), Superior Clairvoyance (Lvl 2)), Divine Body (Lvl 2)

Status: Groggy, In pain, Angry

Attractiveness: 

Humans: 10/10

Earth Humans: 10/10

Atlas: 10/10 (Pride)

Deities/Divine beings: 9/10 ]

'Oh... I look like a protagonist of a crappy story where the MC will get a power boost after every fight...' I chuckled

[You swallowed a treasure, you consumed a wyvern's heart, you have multiple cheat titles that make it impossible to slower your cultivation. You have years upon years of memories from the earth where even though you might not have understood everything, you can still remember them and that is more than enough considering THAT YOU HAVE A GODDAMN SKILL THAT MAKES EVERYTHING YOU LEARN 100 FUCKING TIMES EASIER]

'Oh god! PLEASE DON'T SHOUT! Ah! Fuck me my own noise voice sounds like someone screaming down my ear canal'

After squirming a little more under the gaze of Olivia who had already stepped back a few meters, I finally stopped as I let the healing work itself back to perfect shape. Of course, due to me being a divine being and all, the healing only took a couple of minutes. While in reality there were no injuries, I felt like my mind had been severely injured due to the constant, and I mean CONSTANT nagging of the bitch who lives in my head.. I had thought of changing her name again but I was almost sure that she would never reply to me ever again if I changed the name to anything offensive.