The Profligate Madam of the Family

2100 caught a few coolies

” crayfish! it’s great! let’s eat together! ”

mo nanchong looked at the assassins with a smile.

“miss, we don’t know each other very well!”

” well, i don’t think it’s appropriate. we don’t eat barbeque with strangers. you have to listen to mommy and don’t talk to strangers. strangers are very scary! ”

” yes, little sister, let’s go home quickly. it’s not safe outside. we’ll go first! ”

mo nan chong blocked the group of people’s way. wherever they went, she would block them, not giving them a chance to go back.

the group of people looked at mo nan chong with their scalps tingling. even though she was alone, they were obviously more nervous than her.

lord rong’s most impressive record was that he had single-handedly taken down thousands of people, and they were all relatively powerful assassins.

who knew if lord rong’s daughter had surpassed her master and was even stronger and more abnormal than lord rong?

how could they have known that this mission was so terrible?

there were already people doing hard labor, and they would not do it!

“little sister, can you let us go for a while? you’re blocking our way!” one of the assassins said carefully.

“the road, i’m sorry, this road is mine.” mr. chong snorted. ” you want to leave? it’s not that simple. i’ve already caught you, so of course you can’t leave so easily.”

“then what do you want to do?” the assassins became nervous.

don’t tell me he’s going to plant vegetables?

they didn’t want to grow vegetables, and they didn’t know how to grow vegetables. they heard that if they didn’t grow vegetables well for lord rong, they would be beaten up badly.

furthermore, if they didn’t recognize the dishes and admitted their mistake, they would also be beaten up. not only would they be beaten up, but they would also have to go to class …

attending classes was the scariest thing, alright?

they became assassins because they couldn’t make it out of their studies. classes were simply their nightmare, okay?

“i’m looking for your help with work!”

master chong said innocently, ” look at you guys, you’ve delivered yourselves to my door. it’s a waste not to take in coolies! ”

everyone was speechless.

“we don’t know how to grow vegetables!”

“who said i want you to grow vegetables? i promise i won’t let you guys plant vegetables. i don’t like to plant vegetables, so why should i let you guys plant vegetables?”

“then what do you want us to do?” it didn’t sound like something good.

” why don’t we fight first? otherwise, i feel that i can’t make you convinced when i ask you to work! ”

master pet looked at the group of people and felt that they should be beaten until they were convinced before letting them work.

everyone was speechless.

there’s no need to, right?

“well, we’ll help you with your work … tell us, what do we do?”

” wow, why are you guys so spineless? i already said that i’m going to fight. if you guys win, i won’t let you guys work anymore. ”

mo nan chong was stunned for a moment. he looked at the group of assassins in shock. ” are you assassins all so cowardly? ”

it wasn’t that they were cowardly, it was that they were too powerful, alright?

lord rong’s entire family were perverts.

he was famous in the underworld. no matter who he found trouble with, he could not find trouble with lord rong’s family.

putting aside the fact that lord rong liked to catch people to plant vegetables as manual labor, his two sons were also very scary. although they wouldn’t let people plant vegetables, they would force them to read and study or help wash animals.

last time, lord rong’s eldest son got a giant snake from god knows where and some of them were unfortunately dragged to wash the snake. it was simply too terrifying.

thinking about it made him shudder.

“we’ll cooperate with you. please don’t hit us, okay?” one of the assassins said helplessly, ” we’ll do our best to cooperate! ”

“that’s fine.” mo nanchong sighed. ” since you’ve requested it … ”

“you’re right, barbeque is very suitable. how about this, you go to the river over there and catch some crayfish and bring them over.” mr. pet pointed in a direction. ” i heard that there are a lot of crayfish there. ”

“then, two more people will come to help with the barbecue. as for the rest, go to the forest and see if there are tigers, leopards, and other animals. i kind of want to play with them.”

grandpa pet looked very interested.

of course, the assassins were all dumbfounded.

“we’ve never caught any crayfish before!”

“catch, catch a tiger to play with? this … we’re not easy to catch either!”

“i can help with the barbeque, i can help!”

” no, i’ll go. i know how to barbeque. my barbeque is delicious! ”

as a result, a group of people almost started fighting over a simple job.

grandpa chong picked two people at random and asked the others to grab things. she even asked the cameraman to give her a few shots. ” come, show your faces. you’ll be famous then! ” he’s on tv!”

the assassins were speechless.

what television? could they even be on television?

he was speechless …

” don’t run. i’ve already captured your faces. even if you run away, i can still find you. i can find you no matter where you are, so stop dreaming! ”

mo nanchong turned around and said to the others as he led the two barbecuing men away.

the rest of the people were dejected. they had indeed wanted to sneak away.

“just two?” li ruhua asked with a frown when she saw the person master pet had brought back.

“the rest of them went to catch crayfish.” mo nan chong glanced at the killer who was roasting meat in front of the grill. ” not bad. are you experienced? ”

“not bad my a * s, i was the one who taught them. i’ve been teaching for half a day and i’m so stupid that i don’t know how to be an assassin. oh, he’s not really an assassin. i’ve asked him, and although he has done a few missions, the success of the missions has nothing to do with him, it’s all based on luck!”

“i’ll lose face if you say that.” killer one said helplessly as he was busy repolishing his oil.

“you’ve already lost all your face. do you still care about your face?” li ruhua glanced at him. ” don’t, brother. the whole world knows that you failed your mission and were left behind to be barbecued! there, did you see that? the cameras are all live. however, you might be popular now. maybe you can tell me your weibo account or something … there should be some fans following you!”

the killer was speechless.

the other two also came over to sit in a row and learn how to barbecue.

master chong thought of another great idea. ” huahua, teach them how to cook. let them cook tomorrow’s meal. this way, you won’t have to cook anymore! ”

“that’s a good idea, but they’re too stupid!”

“we’re not stupid!”

“if i teach you, will you be able to learn it?”

“of course!”

the few assassins were flustered and exasperated, completely unaware that they had fallen into a trap.

“not bad, a free chef.” grandpa pet was very satisfied.

when ninth master came out, he saw li ruhua and mo nan chong drinking and eating barbecue while looking at the stars. three coolies were sitting in a row and barbecuing.

“who are they?” li jiujue frowned and looked at the three coolies.

“a very stupid killer.” mo nan chong said.

the three of them were speechless.