Chapter 259: Two Shameless Fathers

When Kaelen heard this news from Finnick, he held his belly laughing uproariously.

A sick person comatose for nearly two years, having just woken up not long ago yet was stuffed with all sorts of sour, spicy, salty, and sweet flavors into his mouth at once, his stomach being able to bear it would be strange.

Laughing aside, he also did not forget to instruct the children to pay attention to eating in moderation, avoiding problems occurring like Leonardo. Right at this moment Ryder also poked his head in, chirping:

[Papa, we are not stupid like Uncle Leonardo and Ezekiel!]

"Hmm? Colton’s family’s Ezekiel? What’s wrong with that brat?"

Ryder grinned, Finnick also as if remembering something, slapped his thigh laughing out loud: [He ate too much candy and got a toothache, then he took pesticide to drink!]

Kaelen: "..."

Sane frowned: "Drinking pesticide can kill a person, yet you kids can still laugh?!"

The two children immediately shook their heads vigorously:

[He hadn’t had time to drink it before Uncle Damian kicked him flying! Then Uncle Damian even dragged him by the neck to Uncle Theron’s place, scolding Uncle Theron a round for not carefully guarding the pesticide letting the child get it. Uncle Theron argued back that it was because their family did not guard Ezekiel carefully. The two uncles argued noisily, then Uncle Zale had to step in to mediate.]

Kaelen tilted his head, asking curiously: "Who is Damian? What does he have to do with Ezekiel?"

Finnick and Ryder were stunned for a moment, then slapped their foreheads loudly:

[Oh, we forgot to tell you two fathers this matter. Uncle Damian is a Snow Wolf clan beastman, formerly a person of the Oakstone tribe. After Uncle Arthur became the City Lord of Beast City then Uncle Damian became a beast guard Warrior there.

I heard the uncles say that Uncle Damian was deceived in love by Uncle Colton, after sleeping he wiped his butt running away. After Uncle Colton returned to Crimson for half a month then Uncle Damian ran over demanding compensation, staying at our tribe since then until now. The two uncles are about to pair up.]

Sane’s and Kaelen’s mouth corners twitched, feeling they should correct the behavior of the people in the tribe. Why were these adult matters spoken in front of children!

After disconnecting with the children, Kaelen immediately jumped off the bed, smiling saying:

"My love, let’s go make bread. Hehe, finally can eat bread~"

The detailed bread making recipe had been sent to his communication bracelet, Kaelen immediately ran straight down to the kitchen. In his previous life he entirely ate ready-made bread, never making it himself. The recipe he remembered vaguely, as for the time and how to do the steps he was completely blind.

Whatever oneself cannot do then one considers it a task, handing it to the clan members to research and it is done.

"This time we can affirm Leonardo met a miraculous encounter like Wofu, it is just not knowing to which world his soul went to." Kaelen said emotionally, his footsteps completely not slowing down.

Sane hugging the huge black egg walking behind, nodded: "Waiting for him to recover then asking is also not late. I see perhaps he already wants to be loyal to the tribe, otherwise he wouldn’t have risked revealing that he knows how to make bread."

The couple worked hard making bread. Having made it then they could not just make two, therefore that evening everyone in the tribe got to eat a roasted meat sandwich with cucumber and coriander.

Kaelen and Sane sat eating in front of the egg. Looking at the golden patterns occasionally flashing a light streak, Kaelen smiled slyly leaning close, clicking his tongue saying:

"Oh my, this bread is crispy outside soft inside, blended with the butter fragrance smelling so good my nose wants to burst."

Sane almost choked on the bread, then also grinned leaning close, slowly describing: "Mhm, truly fragrant. The bread fragrance combined with the rich roasted meat smell, biting into it is both flavorful adding the crunchy texture of the cucumber, eating one bite making one want to eat a second bite."

"Oh my, the roasted pork belly still has shining fat, seeping into the bread crumb, already fragrant adding more fragrance."

The two people, one sentence you one sentence me praising the bread up to the sky, the egg: "..."

Two shameless fathers! Making the baby crave to death! Ah ah ah! The baby doesn’t need fathers anymore! The baby wants to return the goods!

The egg shook violently, from the vibration amplitude showing at this moment it was cursing very fiercely. Kaelen and Sane leaned their heads together, holding back laughter until suffering internal injuries.

The egg swayed too excessively, suddenly rolling once from the bed down to the floor. Sane hurriedly extended his hands to catch it. A dry ’crack’ sound rang out, Kaelen turned pale: "Is the egg broken? Broken where."

Sane’s face was completely cold: "No. The sound of my hand breaking."

Kaelen: "..."

Fortunately Sane only had a cracked bone not a broken hand, drinking a diluted potion bottle and it healed. The couple began to self-reflect, feeling they should not let this brat eat and drink immoderately anymore, otherwise he would become obese.

"Or bring him back to Crimson?" Kaelen said somewhat unbearably.

Sane rubbed his chin: "I heard the Demon God breaking the shell needs a lot of dark energy right? Bringing him back to Crimson then where is there dark energy for him to absorb."

"But eating too many demonic seeds is also not good. What if there is a backlash?"

The two pondered for a long time, deciding to choose the Abyss of Death as the place for Sunlight to break the shell. Kaelen would stay at the tribe along with Ignis and everyone, while Sane would lead Anthony and ten other Warriors along to the Abyss of Death.

That night, while Sane was packing luggage, Kaelen sat by the bed hugging the egg, endlessly unwilling to let go.

"Until when are you still hugging it?" Sane turned back.

"Hugging a bit more." Kaelen patted the eggshell: "Taking advantage of when he hasn’t broken the shell yet to hug a bit more, when he breaks the shell then his and my energy clash, wanting to hug also won’t be able to hug."

"Demonic aura can be retracted. I think previously he deliberately did that for you to come curse him."

Kaelen’s mouth corners twitched, slapping the eggshell hard once: "Is this brat a masochist?"

The egg swayed once, automatically turning its body around. It seemed like it was turning its butt towards Kaelen. Kaelen bared his teeth grinning: "Still daring to turn your butt towards Papa then don’t expect to eat dishes Papa cooks. No braised pork, no cake, also no bread either!"

The egg clearly paused for a bit, then obediently turned its body back. The couple burst into laughter. Kaelen instructed:

"Sunlight, arriving there then do not be gluttonous. Eating enough then immediately crawl out, do not eat to the point of becoming obese, your Daddy won’t be able to carry you up."

The egg knocked a clack sound inside the shell, not knowing if it had taken Kaelen’s words in or was expressing disdain.

In Sane’s heart also secretly thought, a cub even if obese would not be as heavy as a mountain. He was a strong beastman, how could he not be able to carry it?

However, Sane was very quickly slapped until his face swelled.

Half a month later, down in the Abyss of Death, Sane looked at the Soaring Snake brat turning himself into a jar, his face turning completely pitch-black.

The little kid had just broken the shell crawling out, his head wearing an eggshell piece. The lower half eggshell was crushed into pieces by him, lying scattered on the ground. He tried to bend down picking up the eggshells to eat but could not bend down by any means. Sane took a deep breath, lifted the eggshell on the brat’s head down, bringing it to his mouth feeding him to eat.

Sunlight was a Soaring Snake cub having a jet-black color, the edges of the scale layers were bordered by golden patterns, looking clearly beautiful. But ironically, his whole body was a short stub, perfectly round, his belly bulging out like the water jar specially used for pickling vegetables in the tribe, while his wings were so small they looked like two leaves.

He lay on his stomach on the stone floor, his belly touching the ground, his short stubby tail wagging no different from a mole’s tail.

"Meow..." Sunlight finished eating the eggshells Daddy handed to him then cried out a sound, clearly the sound of a leopard cub. The green veins on Sane’s forehead twitched. Snakes would not cry ’meow meow’, this brat definitely had a genetic mutation!

Anthony stood beside, trying to hold back laughter to the point his shoulders trembled violently. The ten Crimson Warriors accompanying turned all their faces to another place, a few people had to move away dozens of steps before daring to let out a sound.

Sane took a deep breath, leaned down lifting his son by the armpits.

Could not lift him.

He changed his posture, two hands hugging horizontally across his belly, gathering force to lift up. That round belly was slippery, just lifting off the ground about half a hand span then slipped from his hands, falling with a thud down onto the stone floor.

"Meow!" Sunlight cried out a sound full of grievance.

"Meow what meow." Sane glared: "Told you eating enough was fine, did you eat this whole abyss into your belly?"

Sunlight turned his head away, puffing his cheeks, clearly sulking. His short stubby tail wagged twice then drooped down.

The past half month, everyone in the abyss bottom could feel, every day the demonic aura layer at the bottom lessened a bit. By the twelfth day, the whole originally pitch-black Abyss of Death was crystal clear, to the point standing on top looking down one could see the bottom. The dark magical beast pack then in a blink became normal magical beasts, joyfully hopping out of the abyss bottom.

"Alright then." Sane sighed helplessly, leaning his body completely down presenting his back towards the little kid: "Roll up here."

Sunlight obeyed, sluggishly rolling onto Sane’s back. Because Sunlight’s belly was too big, Sane had to be back-to-back to finally be able to carry the boy.

Anthony could not hold it anymore, bursting out laughing. Sane glared turning over throwing a sharp look at him, scolding in a cold voice:

"Shut your mouth!"