Chapter 1336 - 592: What Does It Mean to Fall in Love with Static Electricity

Chapter 1336: Chapter 592: What Does It Mean to Fall in Love with Static Electricity

February 7th, Friday.

The tenth day of the Lunar New Year.

"The battle car is heating up~ The warrior is unstoppable~ come on, you Zhan, you Zhan, go wild! The ace wants to be wild! Roam the universe, conquer the world!"

"Oh, you Zhan, you Zhan, wilderness! The ace wants to punish crabs!"

"This battlefield has a hundred passionate Zhan warriors, racing forward all the way! Warriors defending the world! Fighting once more!"

Lin Li, as usual, was riding his bike early in the morning, humming a song written by top James fan Zhang Jie.

Zhang Jie is indeed the number one Zhan fan.

A little analysis reveals that "battle car is heating up" refers to the German tank Nowitzki defeating James in the finals, "warrior is unstoppable" needs no further explanation, Golden State Warriors.

But...

Come, you Zhan, you Zhan, go wild!

The ace wants to be wild!

Fans call him the star, his wife is called Crab, still paying tribute, still paying tribute.

Lin Li shook his head appreciatively.

Continued humming while glancing at the system panel.

Having loyally worked in the store all day yesterday as a part-timer, the progress bar of the mecha task on the system panel has now reached the nearly 80% range.

Only the last 20% is left.

Even if there’s not much work today and the progress is slow, this task can be completed before getting off work in the evening.

If the workload is heavy and intense in the morning, it might be completed by noon.

When arriving at the repair shop, the rolling door was already up. As an "original resident," Wei Shuyun still arrived earlier than Lin Li, but unlike the past two days, he was at the door doing weighted squats with a repair part.

"Shuyun, are you... being punished by Brother Liu?" Parking his bike in the usual corner, Lin Li asked with some curiosity and amusement.

"No, just exercising, bro." The reply was somewhat dry because he was holding his breath.

"Oh, I thought you were being punished," Lin Li chuckled, observing Wei Shuyun’s not-so-standard squatting posture and slightly trembling legs. After giving him guidance on the squat posture for maximum workout effect, he curiously asked, "Why suddenly start exercising?"

Wei Shuyun opened his mouth, seemingly hesitant to speak, looking a bit bitter with his features scrunched together as if he had unspeakable troubles.

Lin Li’s interest was piqued, so he leaned in, using a more enticing tone:

"What, were you provoked by something?"

"If someone is bullying you, just tell me. You always call me ’bro,’ not for nothing. I know many people in society. I can call a dozen of them, go with you, and kneel together to beg him not to bully you again. He surely wouldn’t dare bother you anymore."

A moment of deflating almost made Wei Shuyun drop the weighed part in his hand.

After a moment of hesitation and meeting Lin Li’s eager gaze, Wei Shuyun finally spoke softly, "I wasn’t provoked by anyone."

"Then what was it?"

"Bro, do you know about static electricity?"

"Not really, seems like... a phenomenon where static charges accumulate on surfaces, commonly seen in winter when stripping clothes and seeing blue sparks, hair standing up when combing, and other daily scenes due to contact and separation, causing electron transfer. It’s the imbalance of charges caused by electrons leaving their orbits under external force, and electrification by friction is the transfer of electrons by contact, right? I don’t really get this." Lin Li hesitated.

Wei Shuyun: "..."

That’s very unclear.

He didn’t know why bro was hesitating so much.

But Wei Shuyun’s knowledge level prevented him from continuing that conversation, so he just nodded: "Yes, that’s it, I was shocked by it last night, felt like I might need to exercise."

"Static electricity doesn’t really relate to physical fitness. You might as well touch the wall more before touching other stuff." Lin Li suggested.

"No, that’s not it,"

Wei Shuyun closed his eyes, as if what he was about to say next was hard to speak of.

Lin Li waited quietly.

"Brother Lin."

"I’m here."

"I..."

"You..."

"Last night, when I was taking off my long johns, my JJ got shocked by static." Wei Shuyun’s voice floated lightly as if it were a lonely ghost about to dissipate, looking like tears were forced out from the corner of his eye.

Lin Li: "(゜▽゜)?"

Shuyun, are you speaking Chinese?

"So I feel like my body might be a little weak. Although it felt quite pleasant at that moment, I must strengthen my exercise. Oh, Brother Lin, don’t tell anyone about this, I’m embarrassed." Wei Shuyun said in anguish.

Lin Li: "Even if I said it, who would believe me?"

Wei Shuyun: "..."

"For a moment, I can’t even judge whether, Shuyun, you are doing it too much or too little because I can’t determine whether this is extreme sensitivity or extreme timing," Lin Li frowned, pondering momentarily but then shook his head, "Let’s drop it, Shuyun, take a look at this."

"What?" Wei Shuyun looked at Lin Li’s hand out of curiosity.

It turned out to be a piezoelectric igniter from a lighter.

Hey, wait Bro Lin, what are you going to do with that—

"Snap!"

Lin Li gave a light zap to Wei Shuyun’s neck and softly asked, "Shuyun, did it come out?"

Wei Shuyun: "..."

"It shouldn’t just casually come out after a small zap like that, bro!!!" Wei Shuyun shouted, a bit unable to hold it in, "Last night was definitely an accident!"

"Oh, oh, then it’s okay, if that’s the case, it’s not a big problem. Don’t worry, I’m relieved too."

"Bro, can you not look so regretful when you say you’re relieved!! You seem really disappointed!"

"I’m not particularly disappointed, maybe I feel like a Cannibal Race chef exiting the mature woman section on the website."