Chapter 1279 - 564: Time-Space Rescue, Kid

Chapter 1279: Chapter 564: Time-Space Rescue, Kid

Host, host, I was born with only two fingers due to a disability, can I still play the shield poke style?

Tch, showing off just because you have a bit of talent, what’s left to say? Get on, get the national standard.

This is the authority of the wheelchair.

Every game has its version of a wheelchair, considered a catch-all style for players.

Even in Earth online, there’s a character named Hawking, who’s also overpowered, yet he’s not difficult to play, needing only two fingers. Unfortunately, with updates, he’s no longer playable.

"... I’ve been exploring for a long time, and Lin Li, this isn’t even what I think is the most suitable way.

Actually, if you don’t mind occasionally switching equipment, there are even easier methods. For instance, start by using Half-dream Resin to accumulate something called Hypnosis Value, and when it’s at 1/4, use the Inverse Scale Flesh Chunk while dual-wielding two swords in your right hand, release the skill Vengeance Oath, then use a Feces Pot to accumulate Poison Value..."

Just like when Deng Wen was endlessly complaining about movies with Lin Li, now when it comes to wheelchairs, Shanqing Daoist couldn’t stop talking.

"That’s impressive, Grandpa Shanqing."

The memories of the deceased began attacking Lin Li, and he nodded in acknowledgment.

This was not perfunctory flattery.

Remember, if you’re actively searching the internet for wheelchairs, you’re choosing to skip classes like a coward!

But if you’ve figured out the wheelchair entirely by yourself in the game, you’re a genius cultivation technique creator, a born wheelchair Jinchuriki!

And Lin Li only brought the game itself to Shanqing Daoist, with no guides at all.

So, all of this was figured out by Shanqing Daoist himself!

Tribulation Crossing Realm Cultivator, terrifying indeed!

As Shanqing Daoist spoke, he couldn’t help but want to show Lin Li another trick.

His proficiency in operating the laptop now, Lin Li even felt it was slightly higher than his own, and many shortcuts Lin Li didn’t specifically remember, Shanqing Daoist used them with incredible ease.

Ctrl and Fn, those two keys are just too overpowered.

Looking at the screen, Lin Li’s thoughts wandered, wondering whether next time he should use a crawler to scrape some forum information and create a ’single-player forum’ for Shanqing Daoist?

Although it couldn’t be interactive and wouldn’t update, reviewing past exchanges should also give Shanqing Daoist some insights and enjoyment.

Trust in the wisdom of predecessors.

Lin Li still occasionally searches forums when encountering problems.

Seeing the same question raised by someone years ago, with a perfect solution offered in the comments, it’s quite a magical feeling.

He even heard about someone struggling with a technical issue, and after resorting to forum searches, managed to find the problem and solve it, only to find that the account looked familiar. A closer look revealed it was his own from a decade ago, thriving in the peak of his cultivation during his junior year.

Perhaps this is karma.

"Oops, I’ve digressed again..."

After some time operating, Shanqing Daoist felt something was off, paused the game, and stood up, coughing lightly, then said:

"In short, Lin Li, your Grandpa and Senior Deng here, there’s really nothing urgently lacking, we can maintain this situation for a long time, so you can rest assured."

"Understood, Grandpa, but just maintaining the status quo is not enough to return the favor. We definitely need to improve the experience and enhance the quality; that’s the kind of need we’re talking about."

"Haha, since Grandpa said just now he wouldn’t hold back, I’ll still give you a list later," Shanqing Daoist laughed heartily, not refusing anymore, but then he switched his tone, joking, "However, before that, Lin Li, the premise of ’not urgently lacking anything’ is ’your Grandpa and Senior Deng.’ Remove this premise, and there are indeed things urgently needed, like, right now we need an extra set of computers, phones..."

Lin Li instantly realized: "Has the last senior also awakened?"

—— On this former battlefield, it wasn’t just Shanqing Daoist and Deng Wen who sacrificed their flesh and blood against the Demon Race, there was a third person.

It was just that during the last Cultivation Realm anchoring month, that person hadn’t appeared.

"Yes." Shanqing Daoist nodded with a smile, raising his hand.

The purple lightning in the sky instantly boiled, roaring incessantly, coiling and vibrating in the sky like a dragon.

It’s likely Shanqing Daoist was using it to send a message to that senior, indicating for them to come over.

"She was awakened by the noise from me and Deng Wen two months ago, came to check, and after hearing the situation from us, she even complained about why we didn’t wake her up immediately.

She’s quite interested in you too, after all, you’re the only variable in this heaven and earth right now, but the information passed through us isn’t quite sufficient."

After summoning the heavenly thunder, Shanqing Daoist stroked his beard with a smile.

"So is this senior now asleep again or..."

"No, she simply isn’t here because she dislikes seeing us enjoy our computers separately. Now she’s probably using our phones at another hilltop, either playing or watching, but she should be here soon," Shanqing Daoist explained.

"Got it..." Lin Li nodded understandingly, but then curiously asked, "So Grandpa Shanqing, what kind of person is this senior, and how should I interact with her?"

Both Shanqing Daoist and Deng Wen are his cultivation hacks, having an additional one would, naturally, be better.

"Don’t worry, she’s easy to get along with. Anyone who was willing to sacrifice themselves to suppress demons alongside your Grandpa, apart from that unruly Deng fellow, wouldn’t be a bad person," Shanqing Daoist laughed, waving his hand, "Her name is Guan Zhu, and she’s about ten years older than me, so you can just call her Granny Guan."