The Most Random System
Chapter 1276 - 563: Why Is Every Otherworld Using Chinese? Gross
Deng Wen: "Kong ni ji wa, Lin Li-chan."
Lin Li: "?"
This scene is quite unusual.
But as a Cultivator, what grand scene hasn't he seen?
Thus, Lin Li, possessing extraordinary genius, momentarily stunned, swiftly processed in his brain, showcasing astonishing wisdom—
Lin Li winked: "Deng Senpai, Ciallo~(∠・▽<)⌒☆~"
Deng Wen raised his brows slightly, curious: "Senpai I know, it means senior, but what's that 'Ciallo' and the one-eye wink peace sign? Are they Japanese too?"
Hehe, zagu zagu!
Someone like Deng Wen, in today's world, would be directly stripped of his Otaku credentials by the 2D police!
Still understandable, although I brought over a computer and hard drives filled with many types of games, I indeed didn't pack much anime; Deng Wen probably hasn't played them, so it's normal he's clueless.
"Yes, although the concept of 'time' is quite vague in this forbidden zone, according to the change in time on the computer, it's been over ninety days in your world's sense, exactly three months."
Next to them, Shanqing Daoist chuckled, first answering Lin Li's earlier question, then glanced at Deng Wen:
"Ignore him, this guy's totally unaffected by all those fun games, these past three months, all he's been doing is watching those documentaries, anime, movies, and TV dramas you brought, now his mind is full of nonsense, utterly beyond help."
"That so-called nonsense is knowledge I've absorbed, better than you, that old geezer wasting three months on games, isn't it?
Do you even know, such behavior would get you sent to a rehab school for internet addiction, beaten with electric bars in Lin Li's current realm?"
"First of all, I have no family left,"
Deng Wen coldly laughed, looking at Shanqing Daoist, without hesitation scorned back.
"Secondly, shocking me, think I'll die from it? You can shock me while I play on the computer, for all I care; even 220 volts of electricity can be called a shock, saying it out loud would make people laugh!"
Shanqing Daoist laughed aloud upon hearing this, then looked at Lin Li, pointed at Deng Wen, and continued to mock:
"Lin Li, haven't you seen, three months ago this guy kept sneering at those game monster and level designers, saying that my emotions were too easily stirred, a shame to a lifetime of cultivation.
Yet these past three months, he's often scolded those animation and film writers and producers, sometimes he's so angry he has to vent to me, also insist on dragging me along as an audience, make him re-enact scenes with Spiritual Qi according to how he thinks the scenes should be, then compare with the original scenes, ask me which is better, hehe, childish."
"What are you saying! Those writers and producers deserve to be scolded, what the heck is this they're making!"
"That 'The Mortal Cultivation Chronicles', have they ever cultivated, just writing nonsense, presuming things. Cultivation isn't like this at all!"
"And that 'Battle Through the Heavens', let's not talk about whether the setting of Dou Qi and novel fires is weird, what exactly is the animation team producing!? That ground scorpion... Can it really tear through the void?!
Which Cultivator tears through the void like that, really deserves a lightning strike up there! "
"Angrily, I went and read the novel original, thinking when describing this scene, although it's obvious the author hasn't cultivated, all the descriptions are made up, but at least the scene description was okay!"
"Thinking perhaps only the anime wasn't great, so I went and watched the 'Battle Through the Heavens' TV series—"
"Damn it! It's even worse than the anime!"
"Is that a Cultivator?! Is that a strong figure?! Isn't that just a bunch of mortals? Walking using legs, can't even teleport, using Dou Qi to turn into a horse? Why not turn into their mom instead..."
Seems like Shanqing Daoist hit Deng Wen's rant G-spot, all of a sudden, a flood of rants shot from Deng Wen's mouth like a machine gun.
Lin Li: "O.o?"
Exactly! Those writing about cultivation, they haven't really cultivated! It's all nonsense! Presuming things!
Some novels, Lin Li hasn't seen the protagonist poop in the entire book, what, is the protagonist not human, doesn't need to poop?!
Still charging after going premium! Already went premium, why charge? How come authors get all the benefits?!
Why are all female leads women? Disgusting, not diverse at all!
Those writing harem novels, can't they wear gloves while typing? Directly touching the keyboard to type out the female leads' speech and behavior, isn't that equivalent to the author groping them from start to finish? Green hat! This is a green hat! Send them to Y Bar for criticism!
Angry, shaking, cold, when will the web novel scene regulate itself...
"Exactly right, Senior Deng, your critiques are totally on point!" Thinking this, Lin Li puts the takeout on the ground, slaps his thigh, agrees earnestly.
"See! I told you!" And being agreed with, Deng Wen immediately felt as if he found a kindred spirit, his emotions more enthusiastic and certain.
"Right, right, Senior Deng, I'm not sure how much you've seen, let me tell you, some really have divine plots from start to finish, those who can finish reading them, they're true Red Stone heroes..."
"..."
Shanqing Daoist: "?"
Watching the two suddenly start eagerly discussing these things, Shanqing Daoist for a moment felt like he was a bit redundant.
"..."
Although during past cultivation, never bothered about the passage of time, sometimes a single retreat might take years, yet now is a tangible 'three months', indeed counts as a long reunion, so for a moment there's a lot to talk about.
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