The Most Random System

Chapter 1268 - 559: Although It’s Not My Dog, I Don’t Want My Relatives to Use It Directly

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Chapter 1268: Chapter 559: Although It’s Not My Dog, I Don’t Want My Relatives to Use It Directly

January 30th, Thursday, the second day of the Lunar New Year.

The early bird gets the Prometheus. At seven in the morning, when Wu Min came out of the master bedroom yawning, she saw Lin Li already dressed and lazily lying on the sofa playing with his phone.

Reverse Celestial Gang.

The second day of the Lunar New Year is the day when the formal New Year visits begin. So today, as in previous years, the two of them will go to Lin Li’s grandparents’ house for New Year’s greetings and a feast.

As for Lin Li’s paternal grandparents, they’ll visit them too. They haven’t been any less affectionate towards Lin Li despite his father’s early passing, and even pamper him more, but that’s for tomorrow.

In the past, at this time, Lin Li would never have been awake.

Usually, she’d go first, and when it was almost time, she’d call Lin Li to wake up and come over for snacks.

It’s quite unusual for the rebellious son to suddenly become sensible, and it’s a little hard to get used to.

"Good morning, Mother."

"Dun dun dun dun dun~"

"Hurry up, I’m waiting until the flowers wilt~"

Wu Min: "..."

— Lin Li, lying on the sofa, suddenly greets respectfully, then watches as she keeps pressing the volume + button on her phone, which then plays the classic BGM of "DDZ" and this line.

Damn brat!

"Almost there, almost there." Rolling her eyes in annoyance, Wu Min goes to the bedroom to freshen up.

And Lin Li lies back down, leisurely holding the phone over his head and continuing to play.

Before cultivation, there was always a big risk and hidden danger of the phone smashing onto the face while playing like this.

But after cultivation, there’s no fear of this anymore! No matter how steady the hand, what’s a mere phone to my nose? Shouldn’t you ask if it’s afraid of me?

Ah, the meaning of cultivation.

Exiting the DDZ interface, he opened the chat interface and put the phone to his ear.

— She also woke up at this time for greetings, but she had just woken up and was too drowsy to type clearly, so she sent him a voice message instead.

The groggy and slurred voice of the girl just waking up was quite pleasant to hear.

But her mouth was dry and needed a bit of mysterious magic potion to feel better.

Baby, please, just apply a little more for me, just a little, please, I won’t run away anymore, baby, I’m really itching too much, please, I’ll be good, I won’t cause trouble anymore, please baby, apply a little more for me, my lips are itching like mad, it’s like ants are crawling inside my body, too itchy baby, give me some, for the last time, I swear... never mind, I won’t swear ho ho ah ah yay ah ah ah hee hee hee ho ho ho ah ah yay yay so good ah...

Thinking about it, it’s been almost thirty hours since the last application, so having withdrawal symptoms is reasonable.

If Ying Bao suddenly appeared in front of him and gave him a kiss, Lin Li wouldn’t mind being pampered and served well, even if it meant being locked in the basement starting today.

On New Year’s Eve, after ringing in the new year and once the fireworks rounds were over, everyone sat on the picnic mat replying to various blessing messages and grabbing red envelopes.

Among them, Bai Bufan is worth mentioning.

He quickly finished dealing with the blessings and red envelopes, then looked up to find that "the trio" including Lin Li was still busy with messages.

What? So it seems you guys received way more New Year’s blessings and red envelopes, and nobody wants me!

A bit self-conscious, worried that Lin Li was still making out and not daring to turn around to chat, Bai Bufan could only handle trivial messages in the group, pretending to be very busy.

Lin Li saw through it, laughed in his heart, and also laughed in his mouth, echoing in Bai Bufan’s ears.

After being called out, Bai Bufan got a little flustered, but Lin Li used his money power, sending Bai Bufan a red envelope worth almost ten thousand, which appeased him.

The exact amount was five yuan and two cents.

After finishing all the replies, the five of them played with the remaining large fireworks and didn’t linger outside much longer; Lin Li sent the other four home one by one.

Perhaps Chen Yu Ying mentioned to Middle Man that she was already on her way home, because when they reached the building, they could see that sinister figure in the window.

It seems Middle Man’s control freak nature is a bit too strong.

Suggest Ying Bao take Purification as a summoner spell.

"Go freshen up, we’ll chat later~"

Another soft and slurred voice message, thus ending the chat with Chen Yu Ying for now.

Glancing at the gaming group, there were no real-time messages, seems like no one was awake at this time.

According to the sayings of Class Four, the early worm gets eaten by the bird, and this phenomenon can be recorded as hitting the lead worm.

And everyone is a master in the field of abstinence and knows the harm of hitting the lead worm, so for mental and physical health, they all agree on not waking up early.

Lin Li agrees with the logic of this theory, and as for himself, it’s simply because after cultivation, his body is so great there’s no harm, making him an anomaly.

Once Wu Min finished freshening up, the two headed downstairs to their destination.

Grandma’s house isn’t far, just a ten-minute drive.

Grandma doesn’t live in an apartment or a small rural villa, but a more common single-family row house.

Each household isn’t very tall, with only three and a half floors if you count the half-floor rooftop.

In recent years, the nearby area has started going through demolition, and perhaps in a few years, grandma’s house might also be torn down.

But it’s impossible for a house like this to turn into a demolition heiress, the compensation money won’t be too much, and demolition households usually choose the other option besides money — getting a new house, and sometimes wanting a bigger new house might require extra payment.

"Mom!"

The door on the ground floor was open, so when Wu Min got out of the car, she called towards the main door.

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