The Most Random System

Chapter 1266 - 558: I’ve Always Believed Kamaitachi Is the Strongest Word Spirit_2

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Chapter 1266: Chapter 558: I’ve Always Believed Kamaitachi Is the Strongest Word Spirit_2

Lin Li had already added him as a friend and learned that the man’s name was Yu Song.

In contrast, Lin Li didn’t gain much afterward—since Lin Li intentionally put the hook down, at least Jiang Taigong had a straight hook, but Lin Li only had the fishing line left, making it impossible for the fish to bite.

Perhaps feeling he absorbed Lin Li’s luck, or considering Lin Li as his lucky star for the night, he couldn’t help but impatiently ask Lin Li when he’d be free after New Year’s to hang out together.

The task progress bar is currently nearly one-fifth full.

"Whizz—Bam Crashing—"

After playing for a while longer, as the clock ticked closer to midnight on New Year’s Eve, the air was filled with a festival-like excitement.

"Bring out the big ones; the midnight show is about to start," Ding Sihan turned back and commanded.

"Sure thing."

Bai Bufan and Lin Li moved quickly, retrieving several large items from the car trunk.

A Gatling that can launch high-altitude fireworks, a kaleidoscope reportedly able to display patterns, and the most common gift box fireworks that continuously launch skyward.

"Lin Li, how about we see who can shoot farther?"

Without anything explicit, after moving everything to the riverside, Bai Bufan now stood by the river with a handheld firework, nodding at Lin Li.

"You seem like the type who’d compete to see who can pee farther as a kid."

"Not seem, I really was, but I only did it with the wind at my back because against the wind I’d end up peeing on my shoes."

"You must have been quite a show-off as a kid then."

"Ah, you’ll understand when you reach my age."

Although Lin Li’s words were disdainful, his body moved on its own as if possessed, also grabbing a handheld firework and walking over.

"Since you’re sincerely provoking me, I have no choice but to respond. I was the pee-pee king since I was a kid."

"Haha, I don’t believe you."

"Why don’t you guys join in and pee too?" Lin Li didn’t forget about the girls, calling back to them.

"Don’t describe it so weirdly! It’s called setting off fireworks! Who would pee with you guys!"

"The trio" bantered as they joined them.

They began to light the fireworks.

Bai Bufan started acting extra, looking at the dragon on the firework with an exaggerated posture, kneeling on one knee, one hand pressing on the firework tube, and the other hand holding up a lighter as if conducting some ancient ritual.

"Yanling: Dragon of the Kaleidoscope! Awake! By the name of Bai, I command thee to show thy might!"

Pretending to draw a few meaningless symbols in the air with his fingers before solemnly lighting the fuse with the lighter.

As the fuse burned, Bai Bufan turned, eyes burning as he stared at it, "Admit defeat, Lin Li; I’m actually a hybrid, so I definitely pee farther than you."

"Yes, yes, hybrid, hybrid."

Lin Li nodded like a pecking chicken, perfunctorily responding:

"Lineage lower than Velon, blood sugar higher than Dairy Dragon, walking down the street thinking nobody’s there believing they entered Nibelungen, sticky three drops of spicy oil when eating Mala sticks thinking it’s three times blood rage, wearing a hearing aid thinking they activated Kamaitachi, waking up phone assistant thinking it’s Norma online, that’s Bai Bufan, the top-tier hybrid."

Bai is my surname, Bufan is my illness, I am Bai Bufan, with a surname illness."

The three nearby chuckled, their shoulders shaking hard.

Bai Bufan: "(≧▽≦)?"

No?

I didn’t even get a basic attack in, and you’re throwing a series of ultimate moves at me.

Or is your basic attack an ultimate move?

What, high damage with the left hand, high damage with the right hand, basic attack interspersed with normal attacks, normal attack followed by a basic attack?

"Lin Li! I’m fighting you! Look at my Dragon Power, ahhh!!"

Bai Bufan was "frustrated into anger."

And why look down on Kamaitachi?

Lu Mingfei spent a quarter of his life to get a Kamaitachi experience card!

Bai Bufan believes Kamaitachi is the strongest Yanling.

Of course, if you’re not giving a Bugatti Veyron, then fine.

Just as he was about to enact divine punishment, the nearly burnt-out firework tube suddenly jolted.

"Whizz——!!!"

A dazzling light bullet, dragging a long fiery tail, shot into the deep night sky, followed by the second and third shots...

"Boom! Crash——"

"Boom! Crash——"

The remaining four held long stick fireworks that also gradually ignited, resounding deafening booms above the river water.

Countless tiny lights like rain of stars slowly fell, reflected in the gently flowing river, creating a dreamy spectacle of mirrored reflections.

"Wow——!!!" Besides the "dog" in verbal jousting, the "three" raised their heads, faces illuminated in a colorful array by the fireworks, filled with pure excitement and joy.

Not far away, still fishing, even though no fish was caught for a while, Yu Song, in a pleasant mood, wasn’t the least bit annoyed by the fireworks, instead watching the playful five with smiles.

...

"Two more minutes to midnight," Qu Wanqiu looked at the time on her phone and spoke.

"Officer, after a recent test, the time from lighting the fireworks fuse to launch is approximately 21 seconds. And these last two boxes are identical, with the same fuse length, so we just need to light it at 11:59:39, and barring accidents, they should launch right at midnight."

Standing in front of the two boxes of gift box fireworks, Lin Li turned back to salute and report.

"Not bad, let’s do it then, it feels ceremonial," Qu Wanqiu nodded, "the task of lighting up is yours and Bai Bufan’s."

"No problem."

Meanwhile, Ding Sihan and Chen Yu Ying moved the picnic mat prepared for rest to a small slope by the river, so everyone could comfortably sit there and watch the fireworks together.

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