Chapter 211: Monster Musume Family: Elf Princess Great Commotion (1)

Not many people passed by the office in the Peta Territory. It was because the lord, Peta Lucius, had a fucking habit of having sex with women in the office. To avoid unnecessarily awkward situations, most of the servants, excluding Aira, avoided the lord's office.

This was also true when Peta Eve, not Peta Lucius, took on the role of acting lord. She did not have the bad taste of having sex in the territory's office, but after she severed the limbs of a coachman who returned alone from the Northern Region leaving Lucius behind, the servants avoided Eve.

Thanks to this, the lord's office was degrading into the easiest place for people in the territory to have secret conversations. Eve brought up secret territory matters without hesitation in the office, and whenever Lucius was present, they whispered intimate things to each other or blatantly had sex.

The reason Sonia Yaivan knocked on the office door today was to confess an even more intimate dilemma. Eve, who was working in the office as the territory representative, lifted the corners of her mouth in a smile, finding Sonia Yaivan's sudden visit unexpected. She brought out a financial document with familiar skill and asked.

"What. What's the matter? Didn't we do your budgeting previously?"

"Ah, yes. T-That's true, but. Um...... Is Sieri not coming today?"

"It's the weekend today. She went to the weekend service."

"What about Aira......"

"She worked the night shift yesterday, so she's off-duty today. But why?"

"Ah, well...... It's a bit of a difficult dilemma to bring up to others. I just wanted to talk to you about it, Eve."

"Just to me?"

Eve looked at Soya as if it were unexpected. It was because the Soya that Eve knew was a person who was very terrified of her and kept her distance. Eve herself didn't particularly like mages, so she hadn't paid much attention to her social distancing, but if she came looking for her out of the blue like this, she thought it must be something important. Flipping through the documents, she spoke.

"Is it perhaps about the chair?"

"The chair?"

"Yeah. My husband ordered a chair. Let's see...... 'A comfortable rocking chair containing a magic stone that won't tip over even if its center of gravity is twisted......' What is this? Is my husband finally attempting chair sex?"

"Ah, that's because I asked him to order it...... so he did."

"Is that so? So, what's the matter?"

Eve immediately lost interest upon hearing that Soya had ordered it. Unless someone was buying something like a mermaid skin wallet, she didn't care much about other people's shopping. Soya sneakily glanced at her surroundings again before running to the office door and locking it.

"Hey, no one is coming. Don't make a fucking fuss."

Eve flared up with annoyance at Soya's timid behavior. Soya shrank back at Eve's anger and trotted over to sit in front of Eve. Soya looked around her surroundings again and spoke to Eve.

"Well...... this is really something I can only consult with you about, Eve......"

"Right. Spit it out quickly."

Eve gradually wanted Soya to quickly bring up her story and leave. Despite her urging, Soya didn't rush. She fumbled through her memories and slowly began the preface to her story.

"I, while thinking of My Lord, um...... masturbated."

".....Do I really have to listen to the story of you fucking masturbating?"

But Eve couldn't hold back and exploded right from the start. It was because she was currently working. Startled by Eve's outburst, Soya wildly waved her hands and spoke.

"Ah! Calm down, Eve! It's not the kind of obscene story you're thinking of!"

"How the fuck can a story about jerking off to my husband be wholesome?"

"This is, this is a love story! Love! I-I can't sleep lately whenever I think of My Lord!"

Since Eve's excitement showed no momentum of cooling down, Soya finally shouted loudly. Eve, who had slowly been pondering whether to pick up her curved sword, quickly calmed down at the unexpectedly wholesome dilemma and sat back down. Of course, she still felt in a bad mood. Eve stroked her jaw, pondering, and looked at Soya to speak.

"Hey, come to think of it, no matter how much, I'm his wife, so is it right to say 'I want to fuck your husband' right in front of me?"

"No, well...... it's just that you're the most open-minded. If I told this to Sieri, it would feel like I was tormenting her...... and Cellu told me to ask you......"

"So, what exactly do you want to do."

Eve asked. Soya made a relieved expression, as if the conversation was finally back on track. She spoke.

"To get together with Lucius, um, what should I do?"

Eve pondered whether it was right for Soya to be consulting her about this situation, but she decided to just give up. There were already plenty of women for Lucius to fuck in the world anyway, and adding one more wouldn't be a problem. Judging by Lucius's perverted tendencies, Eve was certain he would fuck a few beastfolk in the Eastern Plains before coming back.

With those thoughts in mind, Eve spoke apathetically.

"Just go and ask him to fuck you. Then he'll probably say, 'I've been waiting too, Sonia Yaivan,' and take off his pants right away."

"N-Not like that!"

Soya screamed. Eve slightly furrowed her brows at her screaming right in front of her, but considering that she was a mage who worked very hard, she decided to let it slide just this once. Eve asked.

"Then what?"

"S-Something a bit more romantic...... you know. The kind where you whisper sweet words of love, that kind of...... sex."

Eve spat out her annoyance.

"You fucking bitch. How am I supposed to know about that? Even when I was engaged in piracy, there was no romance unless I was forcefully fucking them. You're not asking me to tell you the private secret talks between my husband and me, are you? Right?"

"Ah, no. I, I wasn't trying to listen to that. Still, come on, still, there must be some...... vibe or something when you seduce women, right? Did you really have none? When your...... criminal record is so spectacular."

Eve flared up once again at the mention of her criminal record.

"Do you want to die? I'm married, so who would I seduce. My husband is the best."

"B-But Lord Lucius makes a lot of women too, so seeing that, doesn't it make you want to start dating or take another lover?"

"Not at all. Why would I? To my husband, I'm already the best. And to me, my husband is the best. And you, you've been subtly fucking provoking me since earlier, but if you don't tone it down, you're really going to die."

Eve shook her head and spoke resolutely. She was looking at Soya with an uncomfortable expression. Soya was rather surprised that Eve spoke so firmly. Come to think of it, she had never once seen Eve hitting on the mansion people.

"That's somewhat fascinating."

Soya said. Seeing Soya's mood subsiding, Eve was able to calm down a bit. Eve asked.

"What is?"

"The fact that you don't feel jealousy. Still, you are the first wife. Lord Lucius is spreading scandals here and there, so aren't you jealous?"

Eve let out a snort of derision.

"Why would I be jealous. I don't do things like that. Ever since he saved me when I was about to become fried mermaid, I've had no one but my husband. You know that kind of thing. He's a really ridiculous scumbag with a dirty personality, and he's peerless in his lechery. But I just like him. It's the feeling that somehow, this man will keep loving me."

".....That's wonderful."

Soya smiled, slightly raising the corners of her mouth. Eve felt a sense of unease from that relaxed face.

"Wh-What is it?"

"Can I go and use that line on My Lord?"

".....Now this fucking bitch is really."

Eve jumped over the desk and stood in front of Soya. She pinched Soya's cheek hard and pulled her up. Soya, who was taller than Eve, was dragged along with her back hunched over.

"Ayaya! Ayaya! It hurts! I was wrong! I won't do it!"

"How should I kill this fucking bitch?"

Soya gave her best effort to escape from Eve, but she couldn't overpower Eve, whose strength had been enhanced through spiritual discipline with Elsi and steady training. As Eve darted her gaze around, she looked outside and suddenly threw open the window. Startled, Soya began to cling to Eve.

"D-Don't throw me! I'll really die! My leg hurts too, so I can't even jump from high places! Eve! Eve!"

"Shut up. We have a guest."

Eve let go of Soya's cheek. Holding her swollen cheek, Soya looked down out the window along with Eve. A splendid carriage was stopped in front of the mansion. Soya asked Eve.

"Who is it?"

"My husband's second wife."

"Huh? Sieri?"

The first floor was busy with an unseasonal guest reception. It was because they had absolutely no information about the VIP who had visited so abruptly. Robin, who had been exercising, hastily threw on his armor and ran forward to summon the knight order. The knights who had been lazily rolling around here and there also equipped their armor and started running over.

Amidst the bustling mansion, the person stepping out of the carriage was completely relaxed. Sticking out a pale leg first, she gracefully grabbed the door with her hand as if searching her surroundings. The long dress and the radiant jeweled bracelet on her arm drew people's attention.

"Do not make a commotion."

An elegant voice echoed out. In truth, most of the people in the mansion knew who this woman was. Robin broke out in a cold sweat and shouted in a booming voice.

"Princess Erina! What brings you here without any prior communication? Did you perhaps have some contact with My Lord beforehand......"

"There was no prior contact. Where is Peta Lucius?"

The person who got out of the carriage was the Elf Princess Erina. As soon as she got out, she looked for Lucius's whereabouts first. Eve tilted her head at the sudden visit but prepared to go down to the first floor to welcome the guest. She threw on her coat over her clothes and put on her outdoor boots. Recognizing Erina's face, Soya covered her mouth in shock.

"E-Eve! She's a princess, so using that kind of expression is......!"

"Tell her to fuck off. What, you want me to say it to her face?"

"N-No, please don't do that. It's bad for my heart."

In truth, Eve was also immensely curious about what Erina's reaction would be when called the second wife. And on the other hand, she was also curious about what business made that loud and ignorant princess personally travel all the way from the kingdom to the territory this time. Because the latest news Eve knew about Princess Erina was that she had collapsed from childbed fever and was currently receiving nursing care.