Chapter 656 - 656: Bumper Car

"Saying this now, don't you think it's a bit too late?" Hu Guangxin turned his head and looked at Lin Zhiyan, grinning sinisterly, "I told you, I don't want the money, I just want you all to die!"

Having said that, without hesitation, he threw a straight punch aiming at Zhao Guo'an's head.

In fact, this move seemed a bit superfluous.

Because Zhao Guo'an's struggle was already very weak, and his eyes were rolling back, his face turned the color of pig liver, clearly about to die.

In an instant, the little girl, Lu Yao, and Lin Zhiyan all sprinted with all their might, desperately trying to rescue Zhao Guo'an.

"Bang!"

A sound like an explosion suddenly erupted on the scene.

Then they saw two plumes of dust shoot up from behind Hu Guangxin, with what seemed like a small tear at the back of his pants.

"???" Lu Yao.

"???" Lin Zhiyan.

The two were completely puzzled, not understanding what was going on.

It was the little girl who suddenly looked enlightened and exclaimed, "It's a fart, he farted!"

"..." Lin Zhiyan.

"..." Lu Yao.

The two stared at the little girl in disbelief, as if to say: Are you kidding me?

At this moment, the explosive sound appeared again.

"Bang bang bang bang bang!"

With each sound, Hu Guangxin involuntarily bounced forward, while dust flew up behind him.

As for Zhao Guo'an, he had long been tossed aside, gasping like a fish washed ashore, greedily breathing in… the polluted air.

"Old Zhao, that's a fart you're smelling, you enjoy that?" The little girl pinched her nose, full of disdain.

Zhao Guo'an felt like dying; of course, he knew that part, even a large part, of the air he inhaled was fart.

But was this something he could control?

Physiological reactions are beyond human control.

"Thud!"

Hu Guangxin directly knelt on the ground, and everyone could clearly see that there was a big tear in the back of his pants.

This scene left everyone looking at each other in shock.

Was he… blown by a fart?

And Zhao Guo'an, looking at the butt aimed right at him, suddenly had a bad premonition, an instinct that something bad was about to happen.

He didn't dare delay, didn't care about face, and crawled away using both hands and feet, heading toward the little girl and others.

The fact proved that Zhao Guo'an's decision to abandon his dignity was absolutely correct.

Because just as he crawled away, a strange sound came from the lower-middle part of Hu Guangxin's body.

"Pss..."

It sounded like a balloon deflating.

Along with the sound, a light yellow gas seeped out from the seams of Hu Guangxin's pants, and his bulging upper body began to shrink visibly.

"What... what's going on?"

Hu Guangxin looked in disbelief at his deflating muscles, his tone full of fear.

No one had hit his weak spot; why did his power fail prematurely?

The little girl shook her head proudly, "Zhiyan sis, Lu Yao sis, did you see that? At critical times, it's up to me, Mu Shihan, the little princess, to decide!"

"..." Lin Zhiyan.

"..." Lu Yao.

After a moment of speechlessness, Lu Yao frowned and said, "Seems like it's Zhao Guo'an's credit?"

"How could it be his credit," the little girl said anxiously, "the idea was mine, ask old Zhao if you don't believe me."

Saying this, she turned to look at Zhao Guo'an, only to see him inhaling sharply, "Hiss..."

The little girl was dumbfounded and asked, "Old Zhao, do you really enjoy this kind of thing?"

It's no wonder the little girl misunderstood because Zhao Guo'an's current behavior did have a bit of abnormality.

Of course, Zhao Guo'an didn't actually like the smell of farts; he was just scared in hindsight after seeing the scene.

If he hadn't left in time just now, he might have been enveloped by that colored air by now, right?

Thinking about this, Zhao Guo'an couldn't help feeling fearful again and took a cold breath, "Hiss..."

This time, not only could the little girl and others not bear to watch, but even Hua Ling was also taken aback: "Is this stuff... addictive?"

The little girl felt embarrassed and kicked, saying irritably, "Stop embarrassing us; get back inside quickly."

Zhao Guo'an didn't continue the argument at this crucial moment, dusted himself off, and leisurely walked inside, his stride bearing a hint of "the king has returned".

No need to guess, it's obvious he was going in to brag to Zhen Jinghan and Lin Jiaxuan.

Hu Guangxin sat on the ground, panting heavily, but his face was a bit pale, and his eyes were somewhat vacant.

"Hey, stop playing dumb. Are you going to knock yourself out, or should we do it for you?" The little girl looked down from above, sneering.

However, what responded to her was a loud "bang," like the old-fashioned popcorn cooker exploding.

And as the loud noise appeared simultaneously, Hu Guangxin, who was sitting on the ground, had his butt slightly lifted, seeming to move forward by a few centimeters.

"..."

All four girls present were stunned; this recoil was just too great!

But nobody expected that this was just the beginning.

The next moment, something that left everyone shocked occurred.

"Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!"

They saw Hu Guangxin like he was sitting on a bumper car, being farted forward, not even ten seconds later, he had already moved more than a meter.

A meter doesn't sound like a long distance.

A tall-legged adult can walk more than a meter in one step.

But who can sit on the ground and fart themselves a meter forward?

Or don't even talk about how far, if you can just move, you're already quite something!

"Bang bang bang bang bang!"

The frequency of Hu Guangxin's farting started to increase, and his advancing speed became increasingly rapid.

The four girls present could swear to heaven, this was absolutely the loudest fart they had ever heard in their lives, and the most rhythmic chain fart.

"It stinks, shall we quickly go back inside too?" The little girl pinched her nose and said.

Lu Yao pointed at Hu Guangxin, who had managed to get up from the ground and was stumbling towards the door, and asked, "What do we do about him?"

"Let him go." Lin Zhiyan gave the answer, "Someone has to go back to report, Bi Quan and Bi Junxian are really going too far, not taking a hint, treating us like pushovers."

These words were delivered in a calm tone, but within the calm seemed to carry a sense of impending storm, making one suspect that she would surely take revenge.

However, Lin Zhiyan had no intention of explaining further and looked at Hua Ling, gesturing her inside: "Let's go in first. We'll talk inside, and your injury needs treatment."

Hua Ling didn't hesitate, nodded, and was the first to go inside.

"Zhiyan sis, why are you treating her so nicely?" The little girl pouted irritably.

Lin Zhiyan said earnestly, "Many times, you can't just act on impulse. No matter what, she helped us, and that's a favor we must remember.

Now that she's injured, we can't ignore it either in terms of sentiment or reason."