Chapter 1386 - 1386: Old Ha's Ultimate Move

Next, a rather comedic battle broke out.

Lu Lishuang's gaze was like lightning, searching around for things she could throw.

Broom, cutting board, bucket, carrot, shovel, cabbage...

In short, anything that could be thrown was hurled at Old Ha without holding back.

Of course, Old Ha wouldn't just sit back and take it. While escaping, he deliberately jumped over Lu Lishuang's head, dropping some hair-removing liquid as he went.

Even though Lu Lishuang claimed she wasn't bothered by going bald, her body was quite honest.

She treated each of Old Ha's jumps seriously, sprinting crazily without pause to avoid the damned liquid dripping on her head.

"Who do you think will win this time?" Lone Wolf yawned as he nudged Lv Ziming's arm beside him.

Lv Ziming shook his head slowly, "It's hard to say, with this kind of fighting, I think neither will win."

At this moment, Xiao Feng silently wrote in his notebook behind Old Ha's name: Particularly suitable for fighting women.

This wasn't joking, after all, women are naturally fond of beauty.

Anyone who fights Old Ha will go bald, and they won't know if their hair will grow back in the future. So, are you scared?

"I'll give you another three minutes to consider. If you don't surrender, I'll unleash my ultimate move."

On the top of the wall, Old Ha issued his final ultimatum.

Lu Lishuang didn't reply, picking up a broken tile from the ground and hurling it at him.

Using action to replace verbal answers!

But Old Ha's words successfully piqued everyone's curiosity.

What could his ultimate move be?

Only Aspergillus oryzae seemed to know what Old Ha's ultimate move was, shaking his head and sighing.

"Old Kai, what's Old Ha's ultimate move? Can you give us a hint?" Lone Wolf asked.

Aspergillus oryzae opened his mouth as if to speak, then hesitated, "You'll see for yourselves later. If I say it now, there won't be any sense of surprise."

The crowd nodded in agreement, deciding not to ask further, and quietly awaited Old Ha's "ultimate move."

Time ticked by second by second, finally reaching three minutes.

Old Ha used the wall for leverage and leapt towards Xiao Feng.

Xiao Feng's heart sank, and he instinctively wanted to cover his head.

Though Old Ha wouldn't dare touch him, what if his hand shook and accidentally hurt him?

But before he could choose between "face" and "hair," he heard a thud.

Old Ha lay flat at Xiao Feng's feet, shouting, "Boss, save me!"

"???" Xiao Feng.

What's going on?

A moment later, he gradually understood, and his expression slowly darkened, wishing he could kick Old Ha to death!

Is this your so-called ultimate move?

Not far away, Aspergillus oryzae looked at everyone's faces and asked, "Surprised? Unexpected?"

Everyone was speechless, already too exhausted to critique.

"Stop!" Xiao Feng looked at Lu Lishuang.

Lu Lishuang, still enraged, said, "Stop? What about my hair?"

"In practice duels, bumps and bruises are inevitable."

"I don't care about bumps and bruises, but I can't accept his method!" Lu Lishuang said coldly, "If you want me to let him go, it's simple—shave his head, and I won't pursue this matter further."

Xiao Feng was about to speak when he felt a tug on his pants.

Lowering his head, he saw Old Ha looking at him with a bitter expression, "Boss, agree. It doesn't matter how you shave it; at my age, I don't care about personal image."

"Shut up!" Xiao Feng scolded.

There's an old saying: One must respect the dog's owner when hitting the dog.

If Old Ha really got shaved, where would that leave Xiao Feng's dignity?

Regardless of the outcome, Old Ha's earlier grand statements during the battle did earn him some dignity.

After thinking it over, Xiao Feng concluded that the problem probably lay with Xue Nuofu.

Bad soldiers are solitary; bad generals create nests.

Because Xue Nuofu was so incompetent, the team had become so prominent in disgrace—almost making it a specialization, systemization, and even standardization.

Each had mastered the essence of disgrace; even those accustomed to shame had to concede, saying "professional."

At this moment, Shao Baxing stepped forward, "It's just a duel, not intentional, no need to go hard on a senior."

Old Ha, hearing this, looked gratefully at Shao Baxing, his heart full of appreciation.

All these days of bringing food and taking care... cough, serving tea and water, helping to the restroom haven't gone to waste!

Though, he didn't know.

Shao Baxing stood out not only because he was well cared for but also for a significant reason—he himself had long been irritated by Lu Lishuang.

"So, you want to shave his head instead?" Lu Lishuang said coldly.

Shao Baxing squinted, "I'm not good with idle talk. Let's fight. If you beat me, we'll both shave our heads. How about it?"

"Alright!" Lu Lishuang answered fully, "Let's start!"

"Hold on!" Shao Baxing interrupted, "I only said if you beat me, we'd shave our heads. If I win, you need to fulfill a condition too."

"Speak."

"If I win, you marry him!" Shao Baxing said confidently, pointing beside him.

Lu Lishuang and everyone in the crowd followed his finger.

Sitting in the chair, holding a book in one hand and a pen writing furiously, was... Xiao Feng.

Noticing something amiss, Xiao Feng stopped writing, subtly moving his chair away from Shao Baxing's pointing direction.

But...

Shao Baxing's finger also adjusted direction.

"..." Xiao Feng.

Why am I involved in this?

"Well, I already have a wife." Xiao Feng coughed twice, "You guys fight, don't drag me into..."

Before he could finish, Lu Lishuang said, "I accept your condition!"

"Fantastic!" Shao Baxing laughed heartily, making the first move.

Xiao Feng was truly speechless to the extreme, unsure whether Shao Baxing held a grudge from being tied in the basement or had some peculiar taste wanting to trap Xiao Feng in this way.

Nonetheless, Lu Lishuang is someone I absolutely cannot accept!

This person who always had murder and arson on her mind—the last thing you'd want to provoke!

Xiao Feng had long planned, once the Devil's Concentration Camp issue was resolved, to send Lu Lishuang to the Demon Suppression Action Team.

And just consider her debt to me cleared.

After all, as long as there's no more entanglement with Lu Lishuang, that's good.

But unexpectedly, Shao Baxing would come out from nowhere and propose such nonsense!

"Boss, this has nothing to do with me?" Old Ha, lying down, weakly said.

He was genuinely worried Xiao Feng would think Shao Baxing's proposal was his idea.

Xiao Feng ignored Old Ha, looking at the situation with an increasingly somber expression.