The Magnificent Son-in-law
Chapter 1362 - 1362: The Same Thought Process
"You're still speaking up for your brother?" Wang Lubo strained his neck, "And you want to hit me? Let him try lifting a finger against me, does he think I don't have a brother to stand up for me?"
Having said that, he looked at Xiao Feng.
Xiao Feng slammed the table, full of bravado, "No one can beat up my bro in front of me!"
Hmm... Worst case, I'll just cover my eyes then!
Not seeing it, doesn't count as being right in front.
Wang Lubo clearly didn't grasp the deeper meaning in Xiao Feng's words and was so moved that he was about to cry, "Brother Feng, I..."
Xiao Feng gestured to him to sit down and talk.
Du Qingyue tugged at Xiao Feng's sleeve, whispering, "Isn't this a bit over the top, are they really arguing for real?"
Xiao Feng shook his head to indicate he wasn't sure because in the scenario Wang Lubo had informed him about, there wasn't any disagreement with Chen Xiuxiu.
However, knowing Wang Lubo's personality, improvisation wasn't impossible.
But to say they're truly fighting, Xiao Feng didn't think so.
As the saying goes, close to vermilion, red; with his influence, Bozai surely wouldn't be clueless about priorities... right?
Just at that moment, Wang Lubo slapped the table again, angrily, "I don't like beating around the bush, isn't these five people your brother's matchmaking choices for you?
Today I'm asking you, will you choose me or choose them?"
Chen Xiuxiu looked at the five young men across from her, and as soon as the five returned to normal, they instantly reverted to their onset conditions.
Cross-eyed ones were cross-eyed, spring-loaded cheeks were spring-loaded, cerebral thrombosis relapse was relapsed, pretending to be dumb was pretending to be dumb...
"I choose you, alright, I choose you!" Chen Xiuxiu weakly said.
Wang Lubo chuckled, grabbed Chen Xiuxiu's hand, lifted it to his mouth, kissed it and said with a smile, "See, I told you, my Wang Lubo's charm isn't less than theirs."
The five young men across tried hard to suppress the turmoil in their stomachs and all gave him a thumbs up.
Indeed, no comparison!
And Xiao Feng and Du Qingyue, were long accustomed to this, their resistance had long been cultivated.
Especially Xiao Feng, who's even seen the female version of Wang Lubo, two lines of self-promotion are nothing but child's play!
After a moment of silence, Wang Lubo beckoned to the five across, "Brothers, sorry, Xiuxiu only sees me, I only see Xiuxiu.
Eat what you want, drink what you want, we can still be friends!"
Upon hearing this, the five exchanged glances, and one after another exited the 'relapse' state, returning to normal.
As glasses were raised and exchanged, the atmosphere gradually heated up, but now and then oddities arose...
Just like now, Wang Lubo picked up a piece of braised pork, brought it to Chen Xiuxiu's mouth, "Xiuxiu, come on, you need to eat more, look at you, you're so thin!"
The chopsticks in the hands of the five young men paused, their eyes full of question marks, and they doubted if they misheard.
Does Chen Xiuxiu even have any association with the word "thin"?
Of course, compared to Wang Lubo, she was indeed fairly slim.
Xiao Feng picked out a rib from the soup pot and brought it to Du Qingyue's mouth, smiling, "Come on, Yueyue, you need to eat more, look how thin you've become."
Du Qingyue shivered, goosebumps almost popping out, her cheeks slightly flushed.
She glanced at Xiao Feng's expression and the smile at the corner of his mouth.
She knew very well that his bad taste arose again, but she considered it and still ate the rib offered to her.
After all, in front of outsiders, one must save face.
Once the rib was finished, Du Qingyue leaned closer to Xiao Feng, lowered her voice, "I have an idea, a great way to show our affection.
Moreover, once I use this move, both Wang Lubo and Chen Xiuxiu will be shot down!"
"Hmm?" Xiao Feng twirled his eyes, knowing well whatever idea Du Qingyue was going to mention wouldn't be good, yet he said, "Let's hear it."
Du Qingyue's lips quirked upward, "Later on, you give me another rib, with bone.
I'll eat the meat, you suck the bone, it'll make us look so in love!"
"Didn't realize you've learned to be bad now."
"Close to black ink, becoming bad was your influence."
As they were saying that, Wang Lubo suddenly stood up, picked out a bone-in rib from the pot, and placed it on the plate in front of Chen Xiuxiu...
Xiao Feng and Du Qingyue couldn't help but be stunned; they had just chatted about sucking the bone, and now Wang Lubo was going to make it happen?
Thinking about it, neither of them had much appetite for the meal, focusing instead on watching to see if Wang Lubo would indeed suck the bone after Chen Xiuxiu finished eating.
Not long after, Chen Xiuxiu elegantly finished eating the rib, but quickly.
Wang Lubo immediately stretched his chopsticks towards the bone in Chen Xiuxiu's plate.
The five young men were quite perplexed, wondering what the next performance would be.
Xiao Feng and Du Qingyue could not help but widen their eyes, could it really be this coincidental?
Indeed, it was just that coincidental.
After picking up the bone, Wang Lubo instantly held it in hand, without a word, put it in his mouth to suck.
"Slurp slurp..."
While sucking the bone, his face was full of joy.
The five young men along with Xiao Feng and Du Qingyue were all taken aback by this scene!
But the source of surprise was different for each.
"Seems your brainwave is very similar to Bozai's, you came up with the same idea." Xiao Feng teased Du Qingyue.
Du Qingyue glared at him without a word.
A moment later, Chen Xiuxiu responded and quickly stopped him, "What, what are you doing?"
"Can't waste it, from a young age my dad taught me to consider the difficulty in getting every meal." Wang Lubo explained confidently, "I noticed you didn't eat it clean, so I just ate it again."
Eat-it-again?
At this moment, everyone was defeated by this strong reasoning!
Chen Xiuxiu's face turned red, both embarrassed and angry, "That's what I already ate."
"So what if you've eaten it?" Wang Lubo replied nonchalantly, "You ate it, not someone else, aren't you fond of me, Xiuxiu?"
"I..." Chen Xiuxiu was momentarily speechless, feeling like she couldn't find the words.
In reality, between couples, eating each other's leftovers, drinking each other's drinks, is quite normal.
Wang Lubo sucking bones... just turned this normal phenomenon into something excessive.
Now normal became abnormal.
Seeing the complex expressions on the five young men, and the composure of Xiao Feng and Du Qingyue, their eyes were filled with admiration!
"Come on, Brother Feng, a toast to you!" someone led the toast.
Xiao Feng was puzzled why these five suddenly proposed a toast to him but joined them, clinking glasses.
After a half glass down, Xiao Feng blinked at Du Qingyue beside him, smiling, "Shall we do a cross-arm toast?"
Before Du Qingyue could speak, Wang Lubo already stood with Chen Xiuxiu holding her hand, picked up the wine glass, "Xiuxiu, let's do a cross-arm toast, okay?"
"???" Xiao Feng.
Something's not right!
Very not right!
Bozai, this guy is definitely up to something!
Du Qingyue couldn't help but cover her mouth with a soft laugh, "Seems your brainwave is also similar to Wang Lubo's, your ideas are identical."
At this moment, Chen Xiuxiu's face was already crimson, but still nodded in agreement, blushing.
Watching the two doing the cross-arm toast, Xiao Feng frowned, filled with annoyance.
Damn, could this be a spell?
Thinking about it, Xiao Feng murmured fiercely to himself, holding Du Qingyue's hand, proposed, "How about we both take off our clothes, climb up the table, and do a strip dance?"
"..." Du Qingyue.
First, eliminate the possibility of the pillow mate being mentally unstable.
And if not mentally unstable, Du Qingyue thought for a bit and understood Xiao Feng's intent, her pretty eyes turned towards Wang Lubo.
Then...
She saw him taking off his coat...
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