The Magnificent Son-in-law

Chapter 1351 - 1351: Movies Are Harmful

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To be honest, this whole act by Ma Yuliang.

Xiao Feng has reasons to suspect that the other side is deliberately putting on a show for him.

Is this to accuse him of "premeditated murder"?

But casually uttering a blessing can't possibly relate to murder, right?

Shaking his head, Xiao Feng temporarily sets this matter aside and devises a new strategy to tackle Lu Lishuang based on the information received from Ma Yuliang.

To avoid wasting effort like before, this time the plan won't be overly meticulous; a few steps are sufficient and the rest will be improvised as needed.

"Where's that bastard from last time?"

As soon as Xiao Feng entered the basement, Shao Baxing sat up on the bed.

"I killed him," Xiao Feng replied blandly.

As soon as he spoke, Lu Lishuang, who was leaning against the wall wrapped in a blanket, seemingly asleep in the corner, suddenly opened her eyes!

Evidently, the word "kill" piqued her interest.

Xiao Feng noticed this but wasn't in a hurry to talk to her, instead engaging in idle chit-chat with Shao Baxing.

When Lu Lishuang closed her eyes again, Xiao Feng stepped into the corner and asked in a low voice, "Interested in some joint murder and arson?"

In any case, try triggering the keywords first.

"Hmm?" Upon hearing this, Lu Lishuang's eyes burst with shining light and she hurriedly asked, "What did you just say?"

"What did you hear?" Xiao Feng asked with a smile, already feeling somewhat confident.

Previously, Lu Lishuang was unlikely to respond, but at this moment she obediently answered, "I heard you want to take me along for murder and arson."

"Hmm, good ears."

"So I didn't mishear?" Lu Lishuang exclaimed excitedly, "Are you serious?"

"Of course, I'm serious." Xiao Feng slightly nodded and said calmly, "However, there's one condition that needs to be met first."

"Pay money?"

"Smart!"

Lu Lishuang snorted coldly and turned her head aside: "I don't have a cent, but if you have any enemies, I can help you take care of them.

If you agree, I can pay off the debt in this way."

"Speaking of settling debts, I have an idea: I'll get you customers, and you serve them.

Once you've earned enough to cover my losses, I'll release you.

How about it?"

"I have no objections, as long as they don't mind losing some body parts."

Xiao Feng chuckled lightly: "Your idea is too wicked. When I say 'serve them,' I mean you stand still and let them hit you.

A hundred for a slap, two hundred for a punch, three hundred for a kick, five hundred for a lash, a thousand for a stick, scaled by the severity of the damage."

"Hmm... works for me," Lu Lishuang nodded earnestly: "It's rather boring staying here anyway."

"..." Xiao Feng.

Indeed, nothing apart from murder and arson can pique her interest.

"Ma Yuliang has been admitted to the ICU again; it's the second time now."

"Ha, that old bastard, better off dead!"

"Do you love murder and arson that much?" Xiao Feng genuinely asked in puzzlement.

Lu Lishuang countered: "Have you killed someone before?"

"Yes."

"Then you should know, the thrill of taking another's life is addictive.

The warmth of fresh blood, the sound of screams, wails, the terrified and despairing eyes.

There's nothing more captivating than this!"

After speaking, Lu Lishuang closed her eyes, her expression seemingly enjoying the moment, as if indulging in food talks, making oneself hungry.

After a moment, Lu Lishuang added: "If you have any enemies you urgently want to handle, I can help for free too."

"Devil's Concentration Camp is my enemy, can you obliterate them all?"

"It's challenging but not entirely impossible."

"Haha, clearly you're seriously boasting," Xiao Feng mocked and turned away.

Having confronted Lu Lishuang before, he knows her capabilities.

Apart from any hidden moves, her strength is far from notable, at most on par with Lin Jiaxuan.

For now, hold onto her; deploy when useful, even as fodder she'd be considered top-tier.

Shortly after Xiao Feng left, the little girl and Lu Yao entered the basement.

Lu Lishuang opened her eyes and mocked: "Short legs, four eyes, why are you two here?"

"Not listening, not listening, turtle chanting sutras," the little girl rolled her eyes and, alongside Lu Yao, set up the projector.

"Click!"

The projector switched on, casting a beam onto the basement ceiling.

Above Lu Lishuang, the film started playing.

"Boom boom boom!"

"Rat-a-tat-tat!"

"GO! GO! GO!"

In the footage, planes, tanks, canons, fully armed special forces, suit-clad assassination agents appeared sequentially amidst gunfire.

Brand new skyscrapers collapsed horribly into rubble.

Luxury cars crushed into scrap metal under the treads.

The helicopter's gun barrel endlessly spewing blue flames, the scattering people falling continuously...

Judging by the effects and scenes alone, it's clearly a high-budget blockbuster!

After setting up, Lu Yao and the little girl left silently.

Shao Baxing couldn't help but feel unbalanced, such blatant disparity in treatment!

Why only play her the movie, why exclude him?

Good virtues like respecting elders and caring for the young, just tossed away?

He soon realized something was amiss.

In the corner, Lu Lishuang watching the movie above was twitching, like afflicted with ADHD.

Next, she began trembling slightly, her face flushed, eyes filled with excitement, her whole demeanor was agitated.

"You, you're..." Shao Baxing was somewhat frightened.

Lu Lishuang abruptly turned her gaze to him, eyes fierce, her tongue sliding over her upper lip, allowing a crystal-clear line at the corner of her mouth...

This scene, if viewed from an observer's perspective, appeared incredibly bizarre.

A striking red-haired lady staring with killer intent at an elderly man sitting on a bed, drooling, especially in the poorly lit basement.

The accumulation of these elements was utterly terrifying!

At this moment, Shao Baxing couldn't help but panic a little.

Just watching a movie, is it worth it?

Fortunately, Lu Lishuang quickly got captivated by the film above, no longer ogling and drooling at Shao Baxing.

However, when seeing exciting parts, she still occasionally shouted.

Seeing illogical parts, she'd speak up with complaints.

"What kind of crap agent is this, just chop off his roots!"

"Why use a knife instead of a gun, you're exposed, why bother?"

"Headshot! Headshot! What a lousy shooting!"

Nearby, amidst this venting, Shao Baxing couldn't help but shrink his neck.

Seeing this, it's foreseeable that in the future, Shao Baxing wouldn't dare sleep soundly, even when asleep, likely won't really sleep.

Now when he closes his eyes, he seems to see Lu Lishuang in front of him, drooling while eyeing his neck.

Just waiting for him to open his eyes to pounce and bite off his throat...

Thinking this, Shao Baxing suddenly felt a cool breeze around his nape!

"Um... you're just watching, not planning to imitate the movie scenes, right?" Shao Baxing couldn't help but confirm.

Lu Lishuang frowned, seemingly displeased by the interruption: "Who said I wouldn't imitate?

I can't wait to start imitating now. Would you like to cooperate?"

"..." Shao Baxing.

Watching movies, truly detrimental!

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