Chapter 1330 - 1330: How to Make Money Lying Down

Back at Jinyue Garden, Xiao Feng greeted Zhao Guo'an, who was cooking, and then headed straight into the villa.

In Lao Ha and the others' dormitory, Lu Lishuang's hands were tied behind her back. She glanced around and snapped, "Are you people mute? Can you say something?"

Hui Yi and the others sat cross-legged on their beds, eyes observing their noses and noses observing their hearts, completely ignoring Lu Lishuang's words of provocation.

Xiao Feng pushed the door open and entered. Lu Lishuang gaped at him, her eyes blazing with fury, and yelled, "Untie me if you're brave enough, let's fight one-on-one!"

"Sure, if you can break free from those ropes first," Xiao Feng taunted.

"You!" Lu Lishuang gritted her teeth, her pretty face twisted in anger. "Just you wait, one day, I'll personally take you down!"

Xiao Feng couldn't help but laugh, "Now everyone, everyone, get a load of what impotent rage looks like."

"Boss, we weren't slacking off. The second boss told us to take half a day off until he gets better, then resume training," Hui Yi hurriedly explained.

"That's not important. When we eat later, don't stuff yourselves too much because I'm doing a barbecue for you all again."

Upon hearing this, the group seemed to have a consensus and all turned to look at Hui Shiba.

Hui Shiba nodded, took a notebook from the bedside cabinet, passed it along until it reached Lao Ha's hands.

"Well... Boss, the crowd wants your autograph on this. Everything's written down here; would you like to take a look?"

Xiao Feng nodded slightly, took the notebook, and his expression quickly soured visibly.

At the center of the first line, three large characters read: Agreement.

Below that was a full page of guarantee clauses.

First, ensure that the barbecue will absolutely be free of charge.

Second, during the process, there will absolutely be no salary deduction.

Third, if you don't want to eat, you can opt out at any time.

Fourth...

"Looks like you guys are really idle, I need to find some work for you to do," Xiao Feng said earnestly.

Lao Ha hurriedly raised his hand, "Boss, let me state this upfront, I have nothing to do with this. Not a single clause or word in this notebook came from me."

"I know," Xiao Feng replied casually, "You went out to perform a comedy skit."

"Uh... Boss, you know about that?" Lao Ha explained, "Wang Ji asked me to go over.

I wanted to report to you first, but I called several times and you never answered."

"Hm?" Xiao Feng frowned slightly, instinctively reaching for his pocket.

The phone was still there, and given what he knew about Lao Ha, it was unlikely he'd lie in such a lowly manner.

He took out his phone to check, and sure enough, there were over ten missed calls, all from Lao Ha.

The phone hadn't been set to silent mode.

Clearly, after being soaked in water, the phone had malfunctioned.

Xiao Feng felt irritated and turned to Lu Lishuang, "Give me a straight answer, surrender... uh, will you compensate or not?"

"Oh my, lost your words already? Is it because you're dazzled by my beauty?" Lu Lishuang retorted coldly.

Just then, Du Qingyue and the group walked in.

"The lady boss is here, let's all leave then," Lao Ha said with a smile, winking and beckoning the others out.

Everyone knew it wasn't wise to linger, so they nodded and followed Lao Ha out of the room.

The young girl, with her hands behind her back, approached Lu Lishuang and lifted a strand of her hanging red hair, scoffing, "Are you playing cosplay?"

"Short legs, don't touch me!" Lu Lishuang shouted angrily.

The young girl's brows furrowed, "Calling who short legs?"

"Whoever's legs are the shortest, I call them short legs."

The young girl turned back, her gaze sweeping over Xiao Feng and the others, then spun around, erupting, "You have a death wish?

Fine!

I'll grant it to you!"

As she spoke, she reached to her waist, pulled out a long whip, and readied herself.

"I'll give you one more chance, take back what you said, or I'll smack your face. Believe it or not, it's up to you."

Lu Lishuang remained unfazed, "It's just a face, do as you wish. But however you treat me today, I'll return it tenfold, a hundredfold, a thousandfold, ten thousandfold in the future!"

"Still back-talking, watch me beat you!"

"Ha ha, I'll laugh myself to death first."

"Ahhhh!" The young girl went berserk, "You've pushed me to this!"

After saying this, she raised her arm, the long whip flew up.

But before it could strike, Du Qingyue spoke up, "Shihan, don't forget why we're here."

The young girl paused in her tracks, snorted, and said to Lu Lishuang, "I'll let you go for now."

Lu Lishuang chuckled, "Short legs, I'm thirsty, get me some water."

"You're still ordering me around!" The young girl couldn't hold back anymore, ready to give Lu Lishuang a thrashing.

Lu Yao and Jiang Yixin hurried forward, coaxing and persuading, causing a bit of chaos.

Du Qingyue looked at Xiao Feng and said, "You should leave first, we'll have a chat with her."

"Is there something you can't say in front of me?"

"Not really, but you caught her, so with you present, things would be a bit difficult."

Xiao Feng thought about it and nodded, "Alright, if you can get the money, that's your skill."

After saying that, he walked towards the door.

But after two steps, he said, "Oh right, besides the car, add the cost of a new phone too."

Du Qingyue couldn't help but smile, nodding lightly in agreement.

After leaving the room, he was out in the yard.

He happened to run into Sun Shijie entering through the front gate with a group of old comrades, veterans, seasoned actors.

Xiao Feng stepped forward to meet them but hadn't said a word yet.

An amiable old lady spoke first, "Boss Xiao, per your goal, we've divided into groups and assigned quantities.

Furthermore, each group has prepared five plans, please have a look."

She handed over a stack of papers to Xiao Feng.

Xiao Feng remembered this old lady, who seemed interested in Wang Ji, named Liu Hongmei.

Taking the stack of papers, as he read through them, Xiao Feng quickly felt his worldview being challenged.

In these plans, each group designed meticulously based on the target's geographical location and business projects.

Even the timing of actions and the way to feign injury... cough, fall down, were explained in detail.

Among them were many contingency plans for unexpected situations, basically covering all possibilities.

"Impressive!" Xiao Feng gave a thumbs up, genuinely praising.

He felt that these in his hands could become a book, titled "Guide to Feigning."

Of course, that title would be too conspicuous.

It could be something more sophisticated, like "Your Fall, Worth a Thousand Gold," "How to Make Money While Lying Down," "Master These, Become a Winner in Life," and so on.

"Boss Xiao, anything to add?" Liu Hongmei asked with a smile.

Xiao Feng shook his head, "You all are experts in this field, I'm an outsider and won't meddle.

I'm only responsible for your safety, ensuring there are no accidents."

"With Boss Xiao saying that, we can rest assured, haha!" An elderly gentleman with a radiant face said.

Others chimed in expressing support, their words full of humility.

Xiao Feng couldn't help but feel full of emotions; who would've thought these amiable elders would pull off such a thing.

Indeed, the world was decaying, and people's hearts weren't what they used to be!

Yet, while someone felt this lament in their heart, they failed to consider who was pushing these old comrades to regain their old trade...

From this perspective, most people tended to only see others, subconsciously overlooking themselves.