The Magnificent Son-in-law
Chapter 1325 - 1325: Verifying the "Xiang is Truth" Law
Knowing the situation couldn't be kept a secret, Xiao Feng chose to take Qingyue's advice and made a call to Ma Yuliang.
On the phone, Ma Yuliang confirmed Lu Lishuang's identity and explained that the appointment of the deputy leader was meant to let Lu Lishuang get some training and to ease Hua Ling's burden.
Upon hearing this explanation, Xiao Feng and the others exchanged puzzled glances.
They all agreed that Ma Yuliang was the deepest undercover agent in the Demon Suppression Action Team!
Letting Lu Lishuang serve as a deputy leader for training purposes?
Training for what?
Killing or arson?
As for easing Hua Ling's burden, that's pure nonsense.
Not adding more pressure would already be considered good, there's no such thing as easing pressure!
All in all, after the call, the only useful information was that what Lu Lishuang had said earlier was true.
Other than that, there was nothing useful.
Of course, at the end of the call, Ma Yuliang didn't forget to ask for a new recording.
Xiao Feng secretly decided to have old Ha, who was best at bootlicking, record a segment to "praise" Ma Yuliang.
Here, praise means actual praise, not sarcasm...
"Lu Lishuang, what do you plan to do, hold her down first?" Qingyue asked.
Xiao Feng nodded: "Let her starve for three days first, at least get back some of our losses!"
"Speaking of starving, Grandpa Shao is still starving in the basement." The little girl said empathetically, "Although Grandpa Shao is grumpy, he's been nice to me from a young age.
Brother Xiao Feng, should I make some food and bring it to Grandpa Shao?
He's so old, if he really gets too hungry, it could be a problem!"
Xiao Feng chuckled, "No rush, I'll go check first."
"Check what?" The women asked in unison.
"Naturally, to see if there's anyone who can resist the allure of food..."
A few minutes later, Xiao Feng arrived at the basement of Xue Nuofu and the others' villa.
After all, the basement of his own villa had too many valuable things.
Zhao Guo'an and Sun Shijie's villa was filled with the elderly, women, and children, lacking combat capabilities.
So, the most suitable place was Xue Nuofu and the others' villa.
"Old Master Shao, are you hungry?" Xiao Feng asked cheerfully.
Shao Baxing snorted coldly, turning his head aside with a determined look, planning to resist to the end.
Xiao Feng wasn't angry, clapped his hands, and turned to the side, "Bring the stuff in!"
Hui Yi and others came down, none of them empty-handed.
Some carried barbecue grills, some had skewers, some held lamb kebabs, and others brought various seasonings.
Before long, the grill was set up, and a fire was lit.
Xiao Feng picked up a lamb kebab and placed it on the flame. It wasn't long before the basement was filled with the aroma of meat.
As he grilled, he watched Shao Baxing's reaction, fanning the aroma towards him with a fan.
"Smells good, doesn't it?" Xiao Feng clicked his tongue in wonder, holding a cooked lamb kebab to Shao Baxing's lips, "Old Master Shao, truly not planning to taste one?"
"Pah!" Shao Baxing spat on the kebab with a formidable demeanor.
"Wrap his mouth with tape, lest Old Master Shao, at his age, plays rogue, refusing to eat and spitting on our kebabs."
Xiao Feng instructed, while pressing his hand against Shao Baxing's chin to prevent disgraceful behavior.
Once Shao Baxing's mouth was sealed, Xiao Feng returned behind the grill and distributed the cooked kebabs to old Ha and others.
"Want to try one?" Lv Ziming nudged Hui Yi's arm, "I see you're drooling."
Hui Yi wiped his mouth, turning his head away.
The other monks also turned around one by one.
Honestly speaking, Xiao Feng's barbecue skills were pretty good, at least from the way old Ha and others ate with greasy mouths and continuous praise.
Xiao Feng glanced at Shao Baxing, who had his eyes closed, and picked up some tendons to grill.
The same old trick, he fanned the wind towards Old Shao with a fan to make the aroma more potent.
Once the tendons were cooked, Xiao Feng distributed them to Hui Yi and others.
Already longing for it and swallowing constantly, Hui Yi and others eagerly thanked him, and under Xiao Feng's sign, they exaggeratedly performed.
"Never thought, in my lifetime, I could taste such delicious barbecue!"
"It's so good that I'm about to cry!"
"Brother Feng, honestly, it's really delicious, absolutely not flattery!"
Xiao Feng didn't care whether the monks' words were true or not, he just treated them as truth, not pausing his grilling.
At this moment, Hui Liu seemed to remember something and said to Hui Yi, "Brother, we just grilled lamb kebabs."
"So what if we grilled lamb kebabs?" Hui Yi, enjoying himself, asked nonchalantly.
"If we grilled lamb kebabs, there must be lamb fat on the rack, doesn't that mean we're... eating meat?"
With these words, the monks were stunned, as if struck by a Body Stabilization Technique, unable to respond for a long time.
After a long time, Hui Yi laughed awkwardly, "It's nothing, we didn't actually eat meat."
"Exactly! We often use oil in cooking, if using it means breaking vows, then we should just boil our vegetables in water every day!"
"Brother Six always makes a fuss about nothing, I don't think it's breaking any vows either."
The monks expressed their opinions, yet Hui Liu said, "We usually use peanut oil or bean oil when cooking, there's a fundamental difference compared to lamb fat."
Suddenly, Hui Yi and others looked troubled, and the skewers in their hands... no longer smelled good.
Xiao Feng said sarcastically, "Come on, monks shouldn't lust after worldly possessions, yet every mention of money makes your faces change, pretending to be proper monks.
Besides, you don't eat lamb fat, yet a few days ago, when I stewed chicken soup, none of you drank less."
Hui Yi hesitated for a long time, coughed twice, "We're martial monks, not much different from lay disciples, none of us can recite scriptures either.
Moreover, the master didn't prohibit eating meat, it's just that at the temple, the meals don't include meat.
We stayed at the temple, not having the chance to eat meat, that's all."
"What Senior Brother said makes sense!" Hui Er agreed wholeheartedly.
Everyone nodded in agreement with this statement.
Hearing these words, Xiao Feng couldn't help laughing aloud.
Humans always like to find excuses for their mistakes!
It's actually a kind of strength, being able to relieve oneself, at least mentally, is less prone to problems.
"Okay, who wants grilled gluten?" Xiao Feng held up a bunch of grilled gluten.
"I do! I do!"
Previously concerned about lamb fat on the grill, the monks now eagerly raised their hands.
Old Ha noticed Xiao Feng's actions, and after a bit of deliberation, understood his boss's intention.
So, holding a grilled gluten, he approached Shao Baxing's nose, singing, "Have you tasted the fragrant flavor?
Have you tried the spicy sensation?
Have you heard this captivating singing?"
Lone Wolf added from the side, "If you haven't, do you want to?
If you want, just nod, and we'll remove the tape from your mouth, letting you taste it."
Shao Baxing suddenly opened his eyes and nodded vigorously.
Lone Wolf smiled smugly, looking towards Xiao Feng for approval.
Only to hear Xiao Feng say calmly, "Old Master Shao isn't so easily swayed, he must be wanting to spit on your face when you remove the tape, better let him smell it more."
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