The Magnificent Son-in-law
Chapter 1127 - 1127: Enjoys Insulting Himself
"Bang!"
"Crack!"
"Ahhhhhhh!"
In less than five minutes, Qi Guanghe, wearing only a vest and briefs, fell to the ground.
A dark green liquid flowed down his thigh from the lower back part of his body.
At the same time, a stench spread around Qi Guanghe, clearly an accident from the back door...
This scene shocked many people.
People had heard the saying "beat the crap out of you," but it was just a saying.
Who would have thought someone actually made it happen...
Xiao Feng glanced at Qi Guanghe on the ground and snorted coldly, "If you had listened earlier, you wouldn't have suffered, and I wouldn't have had to use so much effort."
After speaking, he turned to Zhuo Fang and the others, squinting with a smile, "Are you coming yourselves, or should I help you?"
Seven or eight people looked at each other, all feeling a tightening sensation in the lower rear part of their bodies...
"Weren't you pissing quite well before?" Xiao Feng pretended to be puzzled, "Why does it seem so difficult now?
Is your kidney failing?
Even if your kidney is failing, surely your bowel is fine?"
Ji Yonggang glared at Xiao Feng, speaking viciously, "So, you refuse to let us go?"
"Pfft!"
Xiao Feng couldn't help but laugh, "You're adults; still haven't figured out the simple truth of taking responsibility for your actions?"
Ji Yonggang nodded slowly, "If that's the case..."
He paused, then raised his voice, shouting, "Let's go together!"
After shouting, Ji Yonggang led the charge toward Xiao Feng, and the others plucked up their courage and followed him.
Xiao Feng remained unperturbed, his eyes full of disdain, standing his ground, ready to counter any move.
Screams and sounds of fighting blended together, as if one was in a living hell.
Of course, the fighting sounds lasted less than two minutes, and then only screams remained.
Xiang Ju was about to go crazy, quickly grabbed the walkie-talkie, urging reinforcements.
However, unlike the previous two calls, this time there was no response at all.
At this moment, Xiang Ju realized something was wrong.
With the chaos here, it should have attracted the patrol's attention, and with so much time gone by, reinforcements should have arrived, even if crawling.
Why hasn't anyone come?
Could it be...
Xiang Ju stopped his wild thoughts, ran out of the tent to check what was happening.
Meanwhile, Xiao Feng, having dealt with Qi Guanghe and the others, also felt something amiss.
According to his original estimate, reinforcements should have arrived by the time he finished dealing with Qi Guanghe, but no one showed up yet.
Could something have happened?
Putting the matter aside for now, Xiao Feng turned to Pei Dengke, patted his shoulder, "You did well, speaking the truth, good job!"
Pei Dengke gave a slightly awkward but polite smile, holding his breath as he went to help Qi Guanghe.
Actually, he stood out to sell out Qi Guanghe, naturally instructed by Xiao Feng.
The goal was not to impress Qi Guanghe, but to confirm who was involved in this matter.
Qi Guanghe's heartfelt gratitude, considering Pei Dengke closer than a brother, was purely unexpected.
Xiao Feng looked at the people who had fallen around him, pinched his nose, full of disdain, "Grown men peeing and pooping their pants, your standards are really low."
The tent was deathly silent.
Everyone looked at Xiao Feng with eyes full of shock!
Why would someone pee and poop their pants, don't you know why?
Yet, they only dared to say this in their hearts, not aloud, fearing being labeled "low quality."
"It's been so long, people have passed out, why hasn't the doctor come yet?" someone close to Zhou Zhengdong couldn't help but frown and ask.
At this point, Shang Shanhu, who had been silent, walked next to Xiao Feng and said, "Brother Nine, I'd say it's enough, with their standards this low, you don't need to push them."
Messing with these people endlessly makes you seem low too?"
Xiao Feng nodded, "You have a point.
I'll go for a walk; you guys should get some rest."
After saying that, he headed out of the tent.
Lying down to sleep was clearly impossible.
Right now, Xiao Feng was curious about what happened, causing those supposed to control and rescue to be delayed, so he decided to go out and see.
Tiewa followed directly, while Hui Er and the others hesitated, then went out too.
Then...
Without exception, they all froze!
Outside the tent, a fully armed squad lined up in a row, each standing straight.
Nearby, a team of medical personnel, in white coats, holding medical kits and folding stretchers, also lined up, seemingly waiting outside for a while.
Half a minute later, an elderly man in a coffee-colored coat, with gray hair, walked out from between the rows.
The man looked seventy or so, holding a pipe, his white hair neatly combed, walking steadily, looking very energetic.
With the man's appearance, aside from Tiewa, Hui Er and the others behind Xiao Feng started exchanging glances...
"Feeling better?" The elder smiled gently at Xiao Feng.
Xiao Feng looked him up and down, suspicious, "And you are?"
"If you want to know who I am, follow me," the elder said cheerfully.
Then he turned and walked away.
Xiao Feng hesitated briefly, instructing Tiewa and the others to stay put, then followed him.
The elder didn't walk fast, and Xiao Feng followed easily.
After walking for about two minutes, the elder leisurely spoke, "I'm Ma Yuliang; Ma as in the troublesome horse; Yu as in residual; Liang as in clown."
"..." Xiao Feng.
It was the first time he heard such a self-introduction.
And most importantly, troublesome horse, residual, clown—none of these are good words!
Could it be this old man has some special quirk, liking to insult himself?
After a brief thought, Xiao Feng suddenly smiled, "After hearing your explanation, just based on the name, you seem very wicked."
"Some years ago, people indeed evaluated me like that," Ma Yuliang smiled. "And the person who gave you the same evaluation, you should know him."
"Oh?" Xiao Feng asked curiously, "Who is it?"
"He's a monk, named... oh right, called Hong Ming."
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