Chapter 2077: You Do Have a Sense of Humor

"So... the guy who was destroying heaven and earth at the start was actually the War God himself?"

"Isn’t that way too different?"

"Then the second personality later on is... the War God, right?"

"I also think the second personality is the real War God."

"But the first personality appeared first, so the first one should be the main body, right?"

"Did something go wrong? Both personalities became gods? One became the Demon God, and one became the War God?"

"Has any of you seen the War God’s true face?"

Everyone shook their heads.

The one asking the questions darkened his face: "I was fortunate enough to see the Demon God once."

"What? You’ve seen the Demon God? How did you see him? Doesn’t the Demon God never take off his mask?"

That person let out a snort and changed into his true form.

His true form was actually a snow–white Big Cat!

In fact, it was a snow–white big tiger, but it looked a bit chubbier than the average tiger, so it seemed sort of silly and adorable, more like a Fat Cat.

"Back then he forcibly abducted me. Luckily I was quick-witted and stole his elixir. Later I hid in a cave for a thousand years without coming out, and I ended up cultivating an immortal body."

"That..." someone said weakly, "you do look quite a bit like the Fat Cat in the Life Token."

"You dare say I’m fat!!!"

"My apologies, my apologies, hahaha, fellow Daoist, don’t be angry."

"I can confirm that the Hua Zhan in the Life Token is the Demon God! They have exactly the same face, and that scar is exactly the same too!"

"Even if that’s true... no one can conclude the War God has the same face. After all, we’ve never seen the War God’s true visage—"

"This Goddess has."

Everyone turned toward the voice and saw the Mysterious Lady of the Ninth Heaven standing not far away, her gaze deep and distant.

"The War God and the Demon God are the same person."

The Mysterious Lady of the Ninth Heaven gave her verdict.

Even the War God’s future Dao companion was stepping out to say so; everyone looked at each other, really having no reason not to believe it.

As the saying goes, the one who understands you best is always the person on your pillow.

Those who had learned the truth blocked the Emperor and the Heavenly Emperor’s path.

Emperor: "I don’t know, I don’t care, I’m very busy, stop yelling at me."

Heavenly Emperor: "I just want to muddle along eating and waiting to die. I don’t believe what you’re saying. Don’t make trouble, all of you, disperse."

The two of them were clearly washing their hands of the whole affair.

Everyone tried to trap them, but how could they actually be trapped?

The two of them slipped away anyway.

The Heavenly Emperor and the Emperor met up at the Turquoise Pool. The Heavenly Emperor was still a bit shaken, patting his chest: "This is a heaven–shaking problem, right? Why did only I run into it? Why did it only happen when I became Heavenly Emperor? Why didn’t any of my old clan leaders ever encounter this? If they had, at least I’d have a reference point! What am I supposed to do now?"

Emperor: "I trust the War God."

The Heavenly Emperor rubbed his forehead: "No matter if the War God is good or bad, I only know that the Demon Army has never broken into Heaven. All these years, even if it’s an act, the War God has acted the part perfectly. I’m very satisfied! I’m actually quite happy—if the War God and the Demon God really are one person, this war will forever stay a draw, and I can sleep soundly!"

The War God quickened his steps to reach Little Taotie, stuffed the pastries into her mouth, and asked with a smile, "Tasty?"

Little Taotie blinked, then nodded vigorously.

So that she could eat more easily and use a spoon and chopsticks herself, she had turned into the form of a little child.

The Demon God shrieked from the side like a super fan who had just met his Goddess.

Little Taotie slanted him a look, eating her pastries as she asked, "Why is he here?"

Seeing how calm the War God was, the Demon God must have gotten his permission before coming in.