The Laziest God Mortal Reincarnation

Chapter 147: Historical Support for Sleeping

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The book had spent five months holding up the left side of my desk.

That was not what Headmaster Theoran had intended when he gave it to me. In my defense, the desk had been uneven, and the book was exactly thick enough to fix it. Everyone benefited, mostly the desk.

I stood in the middle of my room and looked at it. The cover was dark brown leather, plain except for a few faded words pressed into the front.

Recorded Paths of Core Advancement

And underneath, in smaller letters:

Compiled Cases, Failures, and Comparative Notes

The second line had always seemed unnecessarily threatening.

I crouched, and the desk shifted slightly. I stopped. This was already becoming inconvenient.

’Do I actually need to read it?’

[Yes.]

’You answered too quickly.’

[You have asked me this twelve times.]

’That seems excessive.’

[It is.]

I had opened it once, technically, the week Theoran handed it over. The first page was a list of sections. The second page was another list of sections explaining the first. After that came several hundred pages about cultivators who had apparently spent their lives doing nothing except becoming stronger and writing down exactly how uncomfortable it had been. I made it eleven pages. Then Dream Haven needed extra elevation, and the book performed admirably in that role until the desk started wobbling, at which point it found its true calling.

I sighed and pulled it free.

The left side of the desk dropped half an inch, and a cup rolled toward the edge. I caught it, barely.

’See?’

[The desk surviving without the book is not evidence against reading it.]

’It nearly killed a cup.’

[Move the cup.]

I moved the cup. The System had become increasingly unreasonable lately.

I carried the book to the bed and let Dream Haven expand beneath me until I could lie on my stomach with the pages open in front of me. Research was already improving.

***

The first twenty pages were still bad. Not useless, just bad, which is a different thing. Somebody had decided that every name, date, rank, age, attribute, region, teacher, method and injury needed three more details standing beside it. By page thirty-two I knew that Lord Marcien Bell had reached C-White at twenty-three after twelve years of structured cultivation under three instructors. I also knew he disliked cold climates. I never found out why. Either cold climates had been involved, or the writer couldn’t bear to leave information unused.

The next case was Lady Serin Halvor. D-Black to D-White in thirteen months. C-Black two years after that. C-Grey eleven months later, then eighteen months to C-White, then almost four years before she reached B-Black.

I read it twice. Her whole D rank had taken a little over a year. C had taken longer. B-Black alone had taken almost as long as everything before it combined.

The next case was worse, and so was the one after. The people were different, and so were their ages, teachers and attributes, but the shape was the same every time. The higher they climbed, the more time each step demanded. Apparently ranks became greedy.

A few pages later, a section had its own title.

Abnormally Rapid Advancement Without Documented Channel Failure

That sounded more useful. I propped myself up on my elbows, and Dream Haven adjusted beneath me.

The first case was a common-born soldier with B potential who had joined the northern army at sixteen and reached C-Black unusually young, then C-Grey, then stalled. The notes spent two pages on his instructor, three on his combat experience, and one on his diet. Near the bottom, a single sentence mentioned that he had spent his early career marching long distances with the infantry and commonly slept ten hours after major training periods.

Ten hours. The writer clearly did not think this mattered; the next paragraph had already moved on to mana density. I kept my finger on the line.

’Ten hours.’

[Yes.]

’Historical support.’

[For sleep.]

’Exactly.’

[That is not the conclusion of the case.]

’It’s one of them.’

[No.]

The soldier had advanced quickly for several years and then slowed. No major channel injuries, no recorded core instability, a strong constitution though not a special one, heavy daily training, and regular recovery between deployments.

The next case was a hunter from the eastern forests with A potential and no formal instruction until seventeen, who still reached C-Black unusually fast. He had spent his childhood climbing, running across rough ground and carrying game home, and he slept long hours after hunts that lasted several days. The record mentioned that once and moved on.

’There.’

[There what?]

’Again.’

[He also ate large quantities of high-protein food.]

’Irrelevant.’

[You do not know that.]

’It supports sleeping.’

[It does not.]

The third was a monastery guard who had cultivated slowly for years and then very quickly after twenty, alongside daily physical forms, long recovery periods after hard channel work, and a low injury rate.

The book became slightly less terrible. I wouldn’t go further than that.

I flipped back through the three of them. Every record tried to explain the fast advancement through core technique: breathing patterns, mana quality, an instructor’s skill, the density of mana in the region. All of it was reasonable, and most of it was probably right. But I thought I could see the same ordinary details turning up at the edges of these records: hard physical work, and a lot of rest afterwards. Never as the method. Only as background, the kind of detail a writer includes because it happened and not because he thinks it matters.

Three cases weren’t a pattern. They were three cases, picked out by someone who very much wanted an excuse to sleep. I knew that. I kept reading anyway, to see whether the next ones would agree.

I kept going. A dock worker who awakened late after years of heavy labor and advanced fast early on. A mountain courier with strong legs and enormous endurance who rested for whole days after long routes. A noblewoman whose instructor had restricted her to four cultivation days a week, over her family’s objections. Her progress had sped up afterward, although the record didn’t say whether the restriction was the reason, or whether she had simply reached an easier stretch, or changed something else that nobody thought to write down.

I went back to that one anyway. Her instructor’s note had been copied underneath.

Observed superior retention following extended recovery. Repeated daily cultivation produced increased channel stiffness without comparable gain.

It was one instructor’s opinion about one student. It was also the first sentence in the book that sounded as if it had been written by someone paying attention. I looked at it for a long while.

’That sounds important.’

[It may be.]

’You knew this.’

[I know that recovery affects adaptation.]

’And you didn’t say anything?’

[I have told you repeatedly that rest is necessary.]

’You tell me not to cultivate.’

[That is frequently the same thing.]

’No. One of them is medical oppression.’

[Host.]

The trouble was that none of the records agreed about how much rest, or what kind, or why. One cultivator recovered best by sleeping. Another used stretching and slow movement. Another spent rest days swimming. One instructor recommended complete inactivity, and the next page carried a warning from a different instructor against exactly that. Humanity had spent centuries studying cultivation and had concluded that sometimes doing nothing helped, except when doing something helped instead.

I began to understand why Theoran had given me the entire book. He wanted company in his suffering.

***

I did not finish it. That would have been unreasonable. But by dinner I had read more in one afternoon than in the previous five months, which still wasn’t much, and progress was progress.

I closed it, then opened it again, because there was one more section I had marked.

Physical Adaptation as a Secondary Constraint

The word secondary bothered me. The section was short. Most cultivation traditions, it said, treated the body as something that adapted alongside the core, strengthened gradually and supported by food, sleep, medicine and ordinary exercise. Important, but behind the core in line. The core advanced, the channels changed, and the body followed. There were exceptions. Cultivators with weak bodies often needed longer between increases. Those with powerful constitutions sometimes tolerated faster advancement. Stamina-focused Awakened often recovered from channel fatigue more quickly.

I read that line twice. Stamina was still my highest physical stat by a ridiculous margin. It should have been comforting, and it wasn’t, because even with it I was too slow.

On the next page, someone had copied a note from an unnamed instructor into the margin.

Do not mistake the ability to endure strain for the ability to benefit from more strain.

I thought of Selene telling a room full of first-years that pain was late, and of the list the System had given me months ago on the walk back from cultivation: channel tolerance, core density, conversion efficiency, physical adaptation, rank thresholds, external conditions.

Enduring strain and benefiting from it were not the same thing. I had no idea what to do with that, which irritated me. When something sounds important, it ought to have the decency to become useful at once. This one just lay there on the page, the way the book had lain under my desk for five months.

I closed it properly this time.

[You found something.]

’Maybe.’

[That is progress.]

’I found several people who slept more and became stronger.’

[...]

’History supports me.’

[That is not what you found.]

’You can’t prove that.’

[I can read.]

I put the book down beside Dream Haven. That was enough scholarship for one day.

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