The Hero System Glitched And Now It Pays Me to Love My Assassin Wives
Chapter 59: The Boy Was Paid With a Coin That Isn’t Money
The sergeant came back through the great gate at a walk, which meant he had him.
He had him by the sleeve. Not the collar. I had asked for that when I sent him out.
The boy was sixteen at most, in Chancellery livery two sizes too big, holding his own elbows in the middle of my yard while thirty seven men watched.
"Name."
"Teo, Majesty." He got it out on the second try. "Teo Marren. West gate runner. I only carry things."
"Sit down."
"I’d rather stand."
"You’re going to fall over. Sit."
Somebody dragged a bench out of the guardhouse. The boy sat on the front third of it, the way you sit when you expect to be told to get up again.
Lunara took the place at my left without being asked. Bren Olvar stayed under the arch where he had been standing since the box arrived.
"Who gave you the box?"
"A man at the fish steps."
"Describe him."
"Thin." Teo studied the sand. "Badly shaved. Ink on two fingers."
"How old?"
"Old like a clerk. Not old like Master Olvar." He heard it come out of his own mouth and stopped. "I’m sorry, I didn’t..."
"You’re not wrong. Keep going."
"He knew my mother’s name." The boy’s hands opened on his knees. "He said it before he said anything else. He said, your mother is Ilse who does the second floor washing, and then he asked if I wanted work."
Zelina came down the yard steps with her sleeves pushed back. She stopped four paces off, where the boy could see her without having to turn.
"How long did the conversation last?" she asked.
"Not long."
"Give me a number."
"The bell went once while we talked." Teo thought about it. "So less than a quarter hour."
"And in less than a quarter hour he told you your mother’s name, gave you a box, told you where to run, and paid you." Zelina crouched to his height. "What did he pay you with?"
The boy did not answer.
"Teo."
"If I show you, do I have to give it back?"
Nobody in the yard laughed, which is the only reason I still respect those thirty seven men.
"No," I said. "You keep whatever you’re paid. That’s how paying works."
He dug into the front of the livery and came out with it in a closed fist, then opened the fist slowly, the way you open a hand over water.
A coin sat in his palm.
It was the wrong weight for its size. I could tell that from four feet away, watching how his fingers held it.
"May I?"
He put it in my hand himself, which surprised me.
Blank on one face. On the other, cut clean and deep, a single number.
47
[Ojo de Tasador activating.]
[Assessing value...]
[Assessing value...]
[HERO, I cannot price this.]
Eighty days. Eighty days of that skill throwing a number at me for everything from a barrel of salt fish to a man’s loyalty, and it had never once come back empty.
"Saoirse."
She was already crossing the yard. She had been out of the borrowed hall since the box came and she had not slept the night before that either, which I knew because the lamp oil in the hall was down two fingers and nobody else uses that hall.
"Don’t put it on stone," she said. "Put it on cloth."
Lunara spread a glove on the bench. I set the coin on it.
Saoirse did not touch it. She got her face down level with the bench and looked at the edge, then had me turn it over with the point of a knife so she could look at the other edge.
"It’s not struck," she said. "Nobody hit this with a die."
"Then what?"
"It’s grown." She sat back on her heels. "Somebody etched a matrix and let metal come out of it. This is what the Tower calls a casting, except the Tower can’t do it this small."
"How small can they do it?"
"A wagon wheel." She held up two fingers a hair apart. "The seams on this are that wide."
Zelina picked up the boy’s hand and turned it over, checking his palm for burns. She found none, which seemed to bother her more than finding some would have.
"Teo," she said. "Did he tell you to spend it?"
"He said not to."
"What exactly did he say?"
The boy repeated it the way you repeat something you have already repeated to yourself on a run across a city.
"He said, don’t spend it, it isn’t money. He said, it’s a receipt, and one day a man is going to ask you where you got it, and when he does, tell him the truth and he’ll pay you properly."
Bren Olvar came off the arch and walked eleven paces into the sand before he stopped himself.
"He set that up," the old man said. "He set that up before dawn."
"He set it up twelve years ago," Zelina said. "This is the part he did before dawn."
I stood with the glove in one hand and the coin on it. Forty seven.
Not a price. Not a date. Not a quantity of anything I had counted in eighty days, and I had counted nearly everything in this palace at least twice.
[HERO.]
[I have never seen that number before.]
[Ask me why.]
The window sat open in my palm in front of a boy who had never seen one, which is a thing I would normally have moved indoors for. I did not move indoors.
"Why?"
[Because I am the one who is supposed to have seen it.]
[And I have not.]
Saoirse’s head came up.
"Say that again," she said to the air.
[There is a number I am supposed to hold, and I do not hold it, and I did not know I was supposed to hold it until this metal came into the yard.]
"Vaelion." Saoirse got off her knees. "Vaelion, ask it what a receipt is for."
"It’s for a payment."
"Yes." She was not looking at me. She was looking at the glove. "A receipt is proof that something got paid. Which means somewhere there’s a payer, and somewhere there’s a person who received."
"And?"
"And you’ve been earning for eighty days." She finally looked up, and she was very still, which for her is not a small thing. "Vaelion, in eighty days, how many rewards has that thing actually put in your hands?"
I did the arithmetic and did not like where it stopped.
"None."
"None." She took the glove out of my hand, coin and all, and held it against her chest. "Then this isn’t a receipt for you."
Teo Marren looked from her to me and back, and asked the only question anybody in the yard had the courage to ask out loud.
"Am I in trouble?"
"No." I crouched to his level. "You’re in employment. Sergeant, put him in the west kitchen and put two men on the door, and if his mother works the second floor washing, bring her in tonight and pay her a month in advance."
"Majesty, she’ll ask why."
"Then tell her the emperor bought her son’s honesty and paid over the odds." I stood. "It’s the first honest transaction anyone has made in this city in twelve years and I want it on the books."
Saoirse was already walking, glove clamped in both hands, going toward the borrowed hall at a pace that made two guards step out of her way.
I caught her under the second arch.
"How long?"
"To read the matrix off it? Six hours if you leave me alone."
"And if I don’t leave you alone?"
She stopped. She had ink under one thumbnail and a crease across her cheek from sleeping on a notebook.
"Then eight," she said. "But bring the food yourself and don’t send it."
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