The Gourmet Customizer
Chapter 468 - 173: Nothing Can Go Wrong Again, Can It?
Chapter 468: Chapter 173: Nothing Can Go Wrong Again, Can It?
At Ah Wu’s words, Feng Yaoyang suddenly burst out laughing for no reason at all.
"Haha! You think I won’t be able to resist eating more?"
At that moment, the sheer force of Feng Yaoyang’s presence made even Ah Wu freeze, halting the rabbit head in his hand.
"In ’93, in Shanghai, a businessman from Ningbo sent a pair of twins to my room at night. I left the hotel without a second thought and found another place to stay."
"In ’03, in the Capital City, a local businessman took me to eat wild game—a bear paw, smuggled in from overseas! They placed it right in front of me, but I didn’t take a single bite. I just got up and walked out!"
"In ’01, in Yangcheng, two bosses from Macau wanted me to invest in their casino. They took me to spend the night in Dongguan, but I grabbed a cab and went straight back to Shenzhen that same night."
"In ’08..."
Ah Wu lowered his head and raised a hand. "Boss, I believe in your willpower. Honestly, there won’t be any serious consequences if you just eat half a rabbit head."
’He’s already made up his mind. What’s the point of trying to stop him now?’
The human mind’s defenses are sometimes steadfast, and at other times, incredibly fragile.
Clearly, Feng Yaoyang’s mental defenses were no longer sufficient to resist the signals from his taste buds. He was getting carried away now; the virus had been activated again. It would be hard for his brilliant intellect to regain the high ground.
Ah Wu could only let out a long sigh. He broke a whole rabbit head in half and reluctantly handed a piece to Feng Yaoyang.
"Mm."
Feng Yaoyang put on a pair of disposable gloves as well. He had been watching Ah Wu eat for a while and had more or less figured out how it was done.
Looking deceptively skillful, he brought the rabbit head to his mouth and began by slurping the thick sauce that coated it.
"SSSSS! Hah... This really packs a punch!"
The flavor that hit his mouth was incredibly numbing and spicy—an absolutely unprecedented challenge for someone like him who hadn’t eaten spicy food in years.
But there was something fucking magical about this numbing spice.
It lingered only on the tip of his tongue. And though there was a faint stinging sensation, his mouth was quickly overtaken by new flavors!
Savoriness and fragrance.
As the numbing spice on his tongue mingled with the savory fragrance in his mouth, his brain began to send frantic signals.
’Eat!’
’What the fuck are you waiting for?’
’Hurry up and eat! I can’t take it anymore! Shove it in your mouth, now!’
As his body’s supreme commander, Feng Yaoyang’s hands obeyed his brain’s orders perfectly. He gave the half rabbit head another slurp before using both hands to break off a piece of bone.
He then popped the bone into his mouth, using his tongue and teeth in concert to tear away the meat clinging to it.
Any true meat lover knows this one truth:
The meat that’s hardest to get off the bone is always the most delicious.
And rabbit heads were exactly that kind of food. Aside from the obvious layer of meat on the outside, almost everything else was of this type!
Getting at it directly was difficult. It required the constant coordination of one’s tongue and teeth, along with a variety of other techniques.
Only by slurping and gnawing could one get the meat out of all the nooks and crannies of the bone.
"Fucking incredible!"
Feng Yaoyang let out a rare curse. The pleasure this rabbit head gave him was now beyond words.
Half a rabbit head was a small thing, and it didn’t take Feng Yaoyang long to dismantle it completely into a pile of assorted bone fragments.
Every bone was picked perfectly clean, without a speck of meat left to be seen.
"Give me another half."
Ah Wu: ???
’What was that you were just saying?’
’All that about "in ’93" and "the twins"... was that all just bragging?’
Sensing Ah Wu’s hesitation, Feng Yaoyang shut him down with a single sentence.
"Is there any difference between half a rabbit head and a whole one?"
’That was a hard question to answer.’
Ah Wu thought about it. ’Yeah, is there really any difference between half and a whole?’
He broke off the other half of the rabbit head and handed it to Feng Yaoyang. It was a thoughtful gesture—this time, he gave him the top half.
The first piece had been the bottom half.
Feng Yaoyang took it and immediately began slurping at it with gusto.
And it had to be said, after a pause of just ten-odd seconds, the numbing spiciness on his tongue was already starting to fade.
But the problem was, as the sensation faded, he felt a strange sort of agony. He just wanted to prolong the numbing spice, to keep that incredible thrill going.
SMACK. SMACK.
He expertly dismantled the second half of the rabbit head, eating it clean, and then looked at Ah Wu.
’This guy gave me the bottom half first.’
’The top half clearly has more meat than the bottom, and it even has the little bit of brain. No matter the texture or the taste, the top half is obviously more Delicious.’
’So Ah Wu has ulterior motives now, huh...’
’He can’t even be honest about giving me a piece of food?’
Then he looked at the plate. They had brought over ten rabbit heads, but now there was only one left.
’Hilarious.’
’He’s been eating so fast, yet he was reluctant to even give me half a piece. It wasn’t because he was worried about my health, was it? He just wanted to eat them all himself!’
Feng Yaoyang suddenly grew displeased.
"Go check on when that roasted brain will be ready."
Ah Wu grunted in acknowledgment and was about to stand up, the last whole rabbit head still in his hand.
"Put that down. What kind of impression does that give? If someone sees you, they’ll think we can’t afford to eat here!"
Ah Wu reluctantly agreed and placed the rabbit head back on the plate.
’You think you can pull one over on me?’
The instant Ah Wu turned his back, Feng Yaoyang snatched the last rabbit head, broke it in half, and immediately started slurping it down with vigor. SLURP SLURP SLURP.
’So satisfying! This is pure bliss!’
Su Chen witnessed the entire scene unfold.
"Boss, is the roasted brain almost ready?"
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