The God Virus

Chapter 511 – What A Joke!

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Now that Cultivation Trust was pretty well known in the city, every day, there were at least a few cultivators that came to get a look at the techniques or even buy one in case they had the capacity to do so.

In fact, the price of the techniques in the shop was pretty much equal to that of every other place in the city. However, the unique advantage this shop had over others was the existence of a special segment called the Cultivation Trust’s Insight which lowered the period of comprehending and grasping the techniques by more than half. And that alone was enough to tempt everyone to prefer this place over the others.

No one could deny that the Cultivation Trust’s Insight section was a huge boon to pretty much all cultivators who always used to struggle over a simple technique.

“Wow, how does this shop add the Cultivation Trust’s Insight section within every book, I wonder?” Right now, two cultivators were going around inspecting the titles and descriptions that were available for window shoppers as they whispered to one another.

“Tell me about it! There must be a powerful cultivator backing this store who is so powerful that Human Techniques is considered nothing for him! That person must be writing the insights casually for us to buy and learn.” The other guy murmured.

“Yep, that must be it.” Right now, Archibald was sitting in the shop alone watching over the two who seemed to have come to do nothing but gossip to each other.

However, it was at this moment when a man who was holding his chin high up entered the shop.

“Shop owner! Give me one copy of every single one of the techniques in your possession!” The man voiced in an arrogant tone while crossing his fingers behind himself.

“Huh? Are you sure?” Archibald voiced, feeling doubtful toward this newcomer.

“Yes!” The man exclaimed conceitedly.

“But do you have the money in order to pay for everything?” Without seeing the money with his own eyes, Archibald wasn’t going to move and prepare a bunch of books in vain.

Somewhat annoyed and yet full of himself, the customer vocalized. “Just tell me how much they’re all worth for.”

“Hmm,” despite being suspicious of whether this customer wanted to truly buy everything, Archibald still calculated the overall price of every single book in their possession.

‘Hmm, thirty-five Low-Human Techniques and five Mid-Human Techniques…’ after a simple pause, he concluded, “It is twenty-two thousand and five hundred Qi Ingots of First-Grade. Do you still plan on proceeding with the purchase?”

“How much do I need to tell you this, old man? I’m buying! Now, stop annoying me and just bring me everything!” Announcing that, the haughty man threw a rather big pouch over the counter. 

However, refusing to do that just yet, Archibald first grabbed the pouch containing the Qi Ingots and started counting them carefully. When he was done, at last, he realized they precisely amounted to twenty-two thousand and five hundred. Apparently, this man had known how much everything was going to cost prior to coming here.

Nonetheless, since he had paid, Archibald stood up and went behind every shelf and grabbed one copy of each and every one of the books. He did not know why one person desired everything, but it wasn’t really his place to question the foolishness of others as long as they paid. ‘Maybe he wants to found a sect or something.’

Afterward, bringing all the books to the counter, he offered them to the customer. “Here you go, dear client.”

Getting a hold of the merchandise, however, the arrogant guy harrumphed in contempt before taking his leave.

‘What a peculiar customer.’ After thinking that, Archibald no longer pondered the man. Instead, feeling jovial, grasping the pouch containing all the Qi Ingots, he closed the shop and was on his way to bring the good news to his boss.

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Meanwhile, on the other side, Virus was fast asleep enjoying his afternoon nap. However, it was at this time that the door of his room was slowly opened without making any sudden noises. Next, the silhouette of an inappropriately dressed woman became visible in the room as she closed the door shut behind herself and ambled toward Virus on her foot fingers.

Subsequently, after much internal struggle, fully determined, she carefully put the deep asleep Virus’ pants down while panting breathlessly. When she was done, the grand sight of a sleeping dragon became visible in her view.

Spotting the sleeping dragon that was so magnificent despite being asleep, the daring woman, Pira, gasped in utter astonishment while her cheeks turned completely red. 

She could not believe one could be so perfect in every aspect. Talking about top-notch looks, he had it. Mentioning muscles, he had the most well-toned muscles she had ever seen!

And talking about his snake, it couldn’t even be considered a snake anymore since even in its sleep, it looked like a transformed and fully awakened dragon already!

She could not even imagine how big it would be if it was completely awakened now. ‘An awakened dragon that goes beyond awakening, a super awakened dragon!’ 

As that notion went past her mind, no longer able to contain her desire, reaching out with her fingers, she got a grip over the dragon in her perception.

Since the dragon was touched and played with, slowly but surely, it began to throb as it gradually grew into a new phase, the so-called super awakened form!

This was a natural reaction.

‘Woah!’ With her eyes wide open in astonishment, Pira was nothing but stunned! ‘This is the biggest dick I’ve seen my entire life, I want to feel it inside me so bad!’

Concluding that contemplation, she began moving over the bed without making any abrupt movements that may awaken the master of this dragon.

Indeed, if any killing intent or a sharper touch was inflicted upon Virus’ skin, he would’ve been fully alert and immediately awake. Alas, it seemed the woman was extremely experienced and knew what she was doing.

Following that, as she was standing above his groin, at last, pushing her own underwear aside, she forced her own slit to be in full view.

Then, getting a hold of Virus’ dick, Pira made it gently touch her own wet pussy. She was just about to slide it deep inside herself gradually, when the sleeping Virus suddenly sensed the touch in his throbbing dragon as both of his eyes became wide open!

Catching the sight of this familiar woman about to push his dick into her repulsing vagina, Virus asked coldly, “What do you think you’re doing, bitch?”

“Ah!” Yelping out loud in surprise, Pira was stunned seeing his eyes fully open!

She was just about to say something to defend herself when Virus slammed both his palms into her slim figure, sending her shooting off the bed violently as her figure crashed into the wall.

Bam!

“You cunt! Who the hell do you think you’re touching, you fucking cheap whore!” The more Virus imagined what would have ensued if he had not woken up, the more disgusted he felt. Thus, as a result of his shout, his voice thundered so loudly that it reverberated throughout the entire inn, attracting everyone’s undivided attention instantly.

Slap!

Ambling forward next, Virus took a hold of her and slapped her face so badly that her mouth was washed in blood.

Slap!

Virus landed the second heavy slap when finally, the door of his room was pushed open as a few people barged inside. They were respectively, Luna, Luca, Archibald, Augustus, and the owner of Decent Inn himself!

“Ah, what do you think you’re doing to my wife, you bastard!” The owner was the first one to open his mouth and curse Virus out loud. Beside him, all the other four were so bewildered that they had been incapable of uttering a single word so far.

“Huh? What ‘I’ am doing to your wife? Oh, you blind poor old cuckold, didn’t you hear me yelling? Don’t you see how weirdly she’s dressed and therefore, getting slapped in my room? This bitch just barged into my room and tried doing unspeakable things to me while I was asleep.” Refusing to have any of it, Virus notified the old man of what had happened earlier.

But it was at this point when the bleeding Pira looked at the inn owner and cried, “Sob, husband, he’s lying, he was the one who tried to rape me, I swear on our marriage.”

The instant the old man witnessed his wife’s crying and bleeding face, his heart melted away as he gazed in Virus’ direction, totally enraged now. “Get the hell out of my inn!”

“Huh? You don’t deserve any pitying, do you? Anyway, I’d already decided to leave this messed up inn whether you told me to or not!” Turning toward the four others within the room, he commanded with no delay, “Grab everything boys, we’re leaving!”

Of course, since he deemed the geezer irredeemable and not worth his pity at all, he strolled beside him, put his palm over his shoulder, and notified him, “I wonder, why doesn’t your son take after you at all? Could it be he’s not yours at all and your wife has been doing this to other customers as well?”

That was all he was going to pass on to the old man, which was to merely plant a seed of doubt within his heart. Now, Virus knew the old guy was bound to live feeling suspicious and never sure whether their son was truly his own blood or not.

Although he wouldn’t abandon or discard his kid since there was a big chance of him being his own blood, thinking about the slight probability of that not being the truth every time he looked at the dissimilar features of the kid, the old codger was destined to go crazy and all of that craziness may be targeted at this shameless woman in front of him.

“You fucking bastard! What are you trying to imply here?” However, his face going completely dark, the oldie seemed to have reached the absolute limit of his tolerance as he tried punching Virus.

Albeit, due to the owner being a simple mortal, Virus simply dodged out of his way and counterattacked with a simple slap that sent the old owner flying away.

Wham!

Then walking beside his fallen frame, Virus sat down beside him and proclaimed, “You deserve being a cuckold, to raise the son of another as your own without being aware of it, and living in doubt for the rest of your life.”

Then, standing up, no longer bothering with the old cuckold, he exited the door while commanding his followers, “Let’s go, we’re not staying in this sickening inn for even a second longer! Decent Inn? what a joke!”