The Bumpy Road of Marriage: Divorce Now, Daddy

“To protect the environment,” Gu Juexi blurted out. He carried Ye Yuwei on his back and continued their journey.

It was not an easy trek. With Ye Yuwei on his back, Gu Juexi had to be aware of his surroundings and where he stepped, especially with small poisonous snakes around.

Ye Yuwei leaned against Gu Juexi’s back and hugged his neck with her arms. “Am I heavy?”

She asked the most sensitive question that a girl was most concerned about.

The typical answer to such a question would be ‘Nope’.

However—

“Do you not weigh yourself? I bet you’re over 100, aren’t you?” Gu Juexi grumbled as he bumped her on his back slightly.

“I am 1.72m tall and 100 pounds, the ideal ratio, how am I heavy?” She was considered scrawny, alright?

Gu Juexi smirked as he listened to the woman cursing him. “Does your question only have one answer?”

Ye Yuwei smacked Gu Juexi’s shoulder crossly. She was pissed and refused to speak.

Romantic boyfriends could only be found next to someone else, not her.

Sensing her annoyance, Gu Juexi continued to provoke her, “What? Did I hit your weak spot? Were you really expecting me to say that you’re not heavy?”

Enraged, Ye Yuwei covered his mouth and growled, “Stop! Wrap yourself in your cold and indifferent facade, and stop talking!”

There were only two people in this world who could mess with Gu Juexi’s face: Ye Yuwei, and his little baby princess. However, when it came to tolerance, Ye Yuwei topped the list. He could take his daughter’s hand away, but his hands were tied when it came to Ye Yuwei.

His cold and indifferent facade had disappeared for Ye Yuwei.

After stroking his face mindlessly, Ye Yuwei retracted her hands and hugged his neck. “Can’t you be like a normal guy for one second?”

“I am better than a normal guy,” Gu Juexi said with a straight face, “Sweet talking is useless, real physical actions are the most important element.”

Real physical actions?

She realized what he meant and smacked him. “Shameless!”

“Am I wrong?” Gu Juexi continued nonchalantly.

Ye Yuwei’s cheeks flushed red and she buried her face in Gu Juexi’s shoulder. Alright, he was right. This man was a pervert and abnormal for sure.

“How would I know? There’s no comparison,” Ye Yuwei relented shyly.

Comparison?

Gu Juexi stopped abruptly and shifted her position from his back to his front. Ye Yuwei yelped in shock, wondering if he was going to throw her off him.

“Do you want a comparison?” Holding her waist, Gu Juexi pulled her to him and asked, jealousy clear in his voice.

Ye Yuwei hugged his neck and coaxed, “Hey, we’re in the middle of a jungle. If you are eaten by beasts when you’re doing that, how will you tell Yama ¹ when you get to Hell’s gate? I was killed because I was careless while doing the unspeakable with my wife?”

Gu Juexi laughed hysterically at her imagination and bumped her forehead gently with his. “Where do you get all these ridiculous ideas?”

Ye Yuwei laughed even more gleefully. She enjoyed her time with Gu Juexi.

Of course, provided he did not say a word.