Chapter 499 - Her Breasts Are Just A Little Too Small (1)
Chapter 499 – Her Breasts Are Just A Little Too Small (1)
If the first step was just a small scheme, and he suddenly spoke up at a crucial moment to attract [ year of famine ]’s attention, then the second step was truly a big scheme.
Lin jiage originally wanted to look for a photo on the Internet, but he was afraid that others would find out that it was fake after searching through the photo, so he decided to create an original photo.
He had thought of using Lin Jiayi, and even his mother, Jiang Wangui, had thought of using her. However, he felt that one of the two women was too ostentatious, and the other was too much of a queen, so it wasn’t suitable for her, thus, he decided to personally take a photo and photoshopped it as a woman.
Before taking the photo, Lin Jiage first went to Lin Jiayi’s room and stole her wig, clothes, and jewelry while she wasn’t at home. Then, like a thief, he sneaked into his room and locked the door behind him, he began putting on his clothes and jewelry. In order to make his photos look more realistic, Lin jiage secretly gritted his teeth and put on a pink lipstick.
After everything was ready, Lin Jiage took a look at himself in the mirror before picking up his phone to take a selfie.
He rarely took photos, not to mention selfies. As a result, he took dozens of photos of himself, either with an ice-cold face or a wooden expression. In other words, even though the Photoshop software was very powerful.., it was still very difficult for him to create the impression of a cute girl from his posture.
By the looks of it, [ year of desolation ] had already entered the finals.
Lin Jiage knew that he didn’t have much time left. He went online to look up the photos of the popular young ladies, and with a psychological shadow that couldn’t be described with words, he pouted his lips at the camera and started to act like a scissor, he took this photo that would give him nightmares that he would never forget for the rest of his life — it was also the photo that he was most satisfied with tonight.
Lin Jiage put down his phone, took off Lin Jiayi’s wig, clothes, and jewelry, and changed back into his own clothes. Then, like a thief, he sneaked into Lin Jiayi’s room and put her things back where they were, after which, he returned to his bedroom and began photoshopping the photos on his phone.
After he was done, Lin Jiage didn’t rush to carry out his second step of the plan. Instead, he sent a message to Xia Shangzhou and Lu Benlai: [ what do you think of this… ]
He wanted to type the word ‘girl’, but he suddenly remembered that this girl was born on his foundation..
Thus, he ignored the term of address and added a few words before sending it out:”… how is it?”
Xia Shangzhou was the first to reply to his message, and he sent a series of drooling emojis, “It’s so pretty! Boss, who is this person? Please introduce me!”
Lu benlai: “She’s pretty! But she’s not as pretty as my wife!”
Hehe… Lin Jiage ignored Lu Benlai’s message and sent it to Xia Shangzhou, “Boss, this girl is my type. Can you tell me her contact details? Dad… sob SOB SOB…”
Lu benlai: “Actually, this girl isn’t too bad. It’s just that her breasts are a little too small…”
Nonsense… if her breasts were too big, there would be a problem, alright? !
Lin jiage continued ignoring Lu Benlai’s message. After which, he glanced at Xia Shangzhou’s message, which was still saying “Call Daddy, please give me your contact details”, and he thought to himself, “Wake up, you idiot. You’ll never be able to contact this person in your entire life.”After which, he completely ignored the two of them and went straight to QQ.
The two people he had spent three years with did not recognize him… he was relieved..