Novel Full Chapter 252 - He Is Handsome...a Handsome Pony!!
Just as Sia was shaking her hips along with the song, the dizziness suddenly kicked her brain causing her to stumble backward.
Just as Sia was about to fall down, someone suddenly held her waist from behind and pulled her into his embrace.
Startled, when Sia looked up in a daze, her eyes instantly brightened seeing a handsome face in front.
Worried, Mu Jun looked at Sia with a frown and asked "are you alright?"
Instead of answering to Mu Jun, Sia suddenly held his cheeks and started to rub and pinch them with a grin.
"Hehe...my delicious cotton candy, where have you been until now?"
"..."
Standing at the side, Yang Jie and John almost lost their footing when they heard Sia describe Mu Jun as cotton candy.
Where is cotton candy, where is their sour third brother? How wild was Sia's imagination causing her to link his third brother with cotton candy?
Slapping her forehead, Zhen Wei walked towards Sia and sighed "Baby, that's not cotton candy. Why don't you look clearly at who is standing in front?"
"Huh? not candy?" rubbing her eyes, Sia blinked several times before she exclaimed excitedly "Oh...it's a white pony Hiccup!"
"..."
"Pony my ass" cursed Zhen Wei loudly.
Before Zhen Wei could say something, Sia suddenly went behind Zhen Wei and looked at her ass. Rubbing her chin, she pouted "But why doesn't your ass look like a pony? Is it because you're hiding it from me? Wei-Wei, are you hiding it from me?" Sia asked while looking at Zhen Wei with her eyes full of tears.
Hearing that Zhen Wei almost went berserk. Just as she wanted to curse again, John hurriedly blocked her mouth with his hand and pacified Sia "Baby, Wei-Wei did not mean it. She meant to say that the person standing in front is not a pony but a handsome guy"
"Handsome guy?" turning around, Sia's eyes brightened when she saw Mu Jun's handsome face "Wow...he is indeed handsome"
Before Mu Jun could feel happy and John could sigh, he heard Sia say "a handsome pony"
"..."
Feeling a little speechless, John let go of Zhen Wei, indirectly approving her to curse and yell as she wish.
Glaring at John, just as Zhen Wei was preparing to chant a string of curses, Sia raised her hand to pat Mu Jun's head and heard her say "What a good pony. Sister will take good care of you from now on"
"..." 'Hopeless...completely hopeless'
Seeing that the pony was too high, Sia suddenly frowned and said "But why is this pony so high? Little pony, kneel down"
Seeing that the white pony wasn't paying attention to her, Sia held Mu Jun's shoulder and tried to push him down while she coaxed "Good pony, kneel"
Heaving a deep sigh, Mu Jun shook his head helplessly and kneeled down.
Just as he raised his head, prepared to receive his punishment, Sia suddenly ran behind and jumped on his back.
Startled, Mu Jun instinctively held her back and hand, afraid that she would fall. Then he heard Sia say in her baby voice "Get up baby pony... let's go fight all the aliens Wuuuu"
"..." 'from where the hell did aliens come from?'
Seeing that the pony wasn't following her words, Sia shook his shoulder and complained "hurry baby pony, or else the aliens will kill all the chickens. If there are no longer any chickens, what will I eat? Hurry up?"
Resigning to his fate, just as Mu Jun stood up carrying Sia, Shen Yi approached them from behind.
Turning to Sia with a gentle smile, Shen Yi tried to explain "Sister Sia, let's end the day okay? It's so late already and it's not good for you to go out now so let's pack up and go to sleep...okay?"
Unexpected to Shen Yi, Sia suddenly hugged Mu Jun tightly and looked at Shen Yi vigilantly as she said "You big bad white wolf...stay away from my pony or else I'll skin you and cook your meat"
"..."
The corner of Shen Yi's lips twitched hearing Sia's warning but he still maintained his gentle smile and exclaimed "Sister Sia you have misunderstood me. I'm not a bad wolf, I'm just advising you for your own good"
Shaking her head violently, Sia retorted "No-No...You are lying, you are a bad white wolf. Mama said that Wolfs are cunning and hateful and they always like to kidnap good kids. If you dared to kidnap me then..then-" with her fingers bent, showing her barely visible nail, Sia looked at Shen Yi fiercely and said "I will scratch you...grrr"
Throwing a last glance at Shen Yi, Sia shook Mu Jun's shoulder and said "Come on my Good Pony... let's catch some chickens"
"..." Speechless, Shen Yi could only watch as Mu Jun nodded at him at reassurance and carried Sia, as the two head to battle imaginary aliens and catch imaginary chickens.
Once Sia left, Shen Yi finally turned to John to ask "Still how many avatars of hers are we yet to see?"
"Well...not much. Only a few more. don't worry, you will see them soon" Consoled Zhen Wei before she left
"..." 'that's what I'm afraid of' thought Shen Yi
While Shen Yi was still worrying in his mind, John patted his back in pitty and advised "Taking our relationship into consideration, a humble advice from this brother. never trigger her last avatar because..." moving closer to Shen Yi's ears, he whispered in a low voice "You won't be able to take it"
Patting his back again, John winked at Shen Yi and left.
Rubbing his ears, Shen Yi looked at John in disgust as he thought 'Who wants to trigger her?'
Realizing something, Shen Yi suddenly cursed "Shit...that f***ing bastard, who does he mean by 'Our relationship'? I have nothing to do with him'
Still rubbing his ears which felt itchy, Shen Yi thought 'Sigh...now I have to wash it a few times...all because of that bastard'
Mini talkies:
Sia: You ugly looking aliens, don't you dare touch my chickens, or I'll strip you naked and post your pictures on the satellite
Aliens: "..."
Mu Jun: "..."
Sia: Ah My beautiful chickens...don't worry. Sister will rescue you. Once I get rid of these ugly-looking Aliens, I will take you home and bake you into delicious chicken recipes. Don't worry, I assure you that you will all be cooked by the top chef and only I will eat you all. And then you can have a trip inside my esophagus, stomach, intestines and you will be personally escorted through my excretory system. I assure you that you will have a safe trip
A few chickens exchanged glances with each other before they hurriedly rushed towards aliens while jumping
Chicken 1: Dear aliens, we are all brothers and sisters. Helping each other is our aim and motto. Since you guys want our help, we will wholeheartedly lend our hand
Chicken 2: Yeah, we will help you out. You don't even have to force us. We will willingly supply you eggs every day
Chicken 3: Yes-Yes, our relationship is more important than a few eggs. Just take us away, we will do anything for you
Chickens: Yes-bring us away, we are siblings, we will do anything for you, bring us with you.
Sia: (Standing at the side) what's going on? Why are they all rushing to go with them? Are they scared? but why are they scared when I'm here?
Mu Jun: (Shaking his head) May God bless us!!