Chapter 66 - Speechless

Chapter 66: 66 - Speechless

Someone like Iris doesn’t get embarrassed easily. No matter how handsome King was, at most, he could make her blush for a few seconds because of how bold he and Valentina had been.

This can’t happen again. If I get embarrassed, how am I supposed to keep King under control? He’s aggressive, so I have to be even more aggressive. He’s a pervert, so I have to be... Wait, how could I possibly be a pervert? Just invite Valentina over to play with him. Let’s see if he’ll still dare to act so cocky then.

After all, Iris was the leading figure among all human cultivators. She couldn’t become a pervert.

Since there was already a perverted elder strong enough to keep King under control, she might as well make use of her.

Now that she’d calmed down a lot, she could judge things much more fairly. The expression on King’s face back then had been exhaustion, not enjoyment.

King had only been in the bathroom for a short while before walking out with a dry and clean body. He didn’t need to relax right now, so he had taken such a quick shower.

He wanted to fly! He absolutely had to learn how to fly!

Even though he didn’t want to admit it, King was pretty sure he was the only rank IV cultivator in the world who didn’t know how to fly.

Spending two days struggling with Valentina while in a bad mood was already a huge waste of time. Sex was supposed to be fun, but her perversion and overwhelming strength made it impossible for King to enjoy himself.

Luckily, the final result was a draw... It was barely acceptable. After all, King had infinite stamina. This could barely count as a kind of ’battle’ against someone two ranks above him.

"Uh, clothes..."

Right after taking a shower, King remembered the only set of clothes he had... Valentina had already torn them to pieces. Even his underwear wasn’t intact anymore.

"System, can you give me a set of clothes?"

[...]

The system froze for a moment when faced with such a difficult question. It was trying to find a solution, but no matter how much it thought about it, it couldn’t come up with anything feasible.

[Master, I don’t have a shop for you to buy clothes from, nor do I have a function for stealing clothes. But Iris can...]

"Stop. If you don’t know, then don’t say anything else."

Seeing that the system was about to suggest asking Iris for help, King immediately made it stop. Even if the system didn’t say it, he already knew that.

Although he was a little annoyed, compared to having to walk to the library naked, this was still acceptable.

Standing downstairs in the living room was too uncomfortable, so Iris had already gone back to her room. Thus, King had to go in and ask her for help.

The door was naturally unlocked, as always. King simply walked in naked, making Iris’s eyelids twitch.

"What the hell are you trying to do? Do you want me to castrate you that badly?"

The moment those "kind words" came out of her mouth, King’s face twisted into an ugly expression. But since he needed her help to get a proper set of clothes, he had to put up with it this time.

"I don’t... have any clothes..."

For some reason, King suddenly felt that such a short sentence was incredibly hard to say.

Someone who thought himself greater than everyone else didn’t even have any clothes now. Wasn’t this just slapping himself in the face?

"What?!"

Iris shouted loudly while pretending to strain her ears to listen. She had seen the whole mess downstairs very clearly. She had also seen King’s tattered clothes.

She was pretending to be deaf simply because King’s expression right now was hilarious. There was no way she could keep a straight face while watching him struggle like this.

"You... Hmph!"

Iris’s blatant act of pretending to be deaf was practically an insult to King’s intelligence. Asking her once was enough. Since she didn’t want to give him anything, he couldn’t be bothered to ask again.

His actions matched his words. King decisively turned around and left. The moment he turned around, he heard a voice coming from behind.

"Hey, you’re naked. You’re really getting on my nerves..."

The corner of King’s mouth curled up in smug satisfaction. Just when he thought Iris had given in, he heard her continue.

"Go check my wardrobe and take whatever looks good to you. You and I are the same height. You’re a little bigger than me, but the dresses are pretty loose, so don’t worry."

"You fucking want me to wear a dress to humiliate me? No way!"

You want a young man like King to wear a dress? Dream on!

Where he used to live, there weren’t even traditional clothes for men that were dresses, so to him, Iris was trying to humiliate him.

"Hmph, if you don’t like it, then get out of my sight."

Iris curled her lips into a disdainful smile. Based on King’s actions, she knew that the system couldn’t help him in this situation.

So what if King could teleport somewhere? She bet he wouldn’t teleport away while naked because he didn’t want to lose face.

"You... Hmph!"

King’s face darkened, but in the end, he still didn’t leave. He would just wear something for now and go outside to buy clothes.

He also had to buy a phone. He couldn’t even order anything online because there was nothing in this house for him to use.

Of course, he had no intention of wearing a dress either. He was sure Iris must have a few comfortable outfits that he could fit into. After all, someone as active as Iris couldn’t possibly only own dresses.

Walking over to Iris’s wardrobe, King suddenly felt like he was opening a loot box. That familiar feeling of anticipation, wondering whether there was treasure or trash inside, was incredibly familiar.

Click~

The wardrobe door slowly opened. The moment he saw what was inside, King was left speechless. He widened his eyes and looked at Iris, his trembling index finger pointing into the wardrobe.

"You... You... You..."

Since the moment he had met Iris, this was probably the most shocked he’d ever been. He was even so shocked that he couldn’t say anything.

"Why are you staring at me like that? What I like to buy is my business. Whether you wear it or not is your business. Hmph!"

Iris turned her face away. Her cheeks were slightly puffed out, and they were even a little red. That expression made King’s brain feel like it was about to crash temporarily.

There were dresses, pants, shirts... in the wardrobe, but they weren’t what shocked King. What shocked him was...