Superpower Small Farmer

Chapter 2352 - 2311: Pushed Too Far

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Wang Xiaoqiang didn't care about that, instead he asked, "How can I enter without that beast noticing?"

The Black Jiao replied, "Naturally, the smaller you can make your body, the better."

Upon hearing this, Wang Xiaoqiang's body shook and instantly transformed into a stream of flowing gold. That gold solidified into a needle-like shape, and then, to the Black Jiao's astonished gaze, the golden needle abruptly reversed direction and pierced into the ghostly face of the Black Jiao.

Just as the Black Jiao was about to scream in fear, the long needle carried him forward, rushing toward the bladder, piercing through it with its fine, needlepoint.

Such a massive bladder, and even if it were pierced with a sword, it would only be considered a trivial wound.

Furthermore, the Primordial Giant Beast's regenerative ability was so strong that even if the bladder was pierced, it would quickly heal without causing urine to leak out. Even if leakage did occur, it wouldn't significantly harm the beast itself.

After creating a small hole, Wang Xiaoqiang, who had transformed into the golden needle, first delivered the soul and spirit of the Black Jiao inside, allowing him to contact the urine first.

If the urine was poisonous or dangerous, he would let the soul and spirit of the Black Jiao test it first. Upon entering, the soul and spirit of the Black Jiao showed no abnormalities, though his ghostly face frowned deeply, and his nose wrinkled as he puffed at the urine bubbles, complaining loudly, "Pungent, it's so pungent! You promised to cover me with a spiritual energy shield, how can you make me soak in urine?"

"Urine has detoxifying properties; this urine bath is quite nice. Soaking for a bit will clear out all your toxins, haha." The golden needle pierced into the bladder while laughing.

"You're still in the mood for jokes? I don't even have my body anymore, what toxins would I have left? Hurry up and put up the spiritual energy shield, it's so pungent, I'm going to faint!" The Black Jiao continued puffing urine bubbles while shouting in frustration, extremely annoyed but not daring to act out too much. He could only complain.

"That's right, you don't have a body, so how can you still feel the pungency? Truly too simple-minded; you can still appear in ghostly face form, why not transform into a soul and spirit form?"

An ordinary person's soul and spirit can only exist in the form of spirit, but an immortal's soul and spirit are incredibly powerful, capable of solidifying into a ghostly face. Once in that form, not only can they speak, they can also taste delicious foods, perceive smells, and see objects.

The Black Jiao wasn't foolish; he maintained his ghostly face form to prevent Wang Xiaoqiang from annihilating him. Moreover, at the crucial moment, he dared not transform into a soul and spirit but wanted to see clearly, keeping a close watch on Wang Xiaoqiang. If Wang Xiaoqiang displayed any irregular behavior or attempted to kill him, he could immediately speak to persuade.

Though soaking in the urine bath was unpleasant, he opted for survival.

In response to Wang Xiaoqiang's teasing, he could only roll his eyes, "Young Master Wang, I beg you; this urine smells too pungent, worse than being stabbed with a knife. Please, hurry up! And how about when we reach my tribe, I introduce my sister to you..."

"Huh, your sister? What's her name?" Initially, Wang Xiaoqiang had decided to set up the spiritual energy shield to "rescue" him from the urine, but upon hearing these words he stopped.

"I, ah, oof, I, my sister's name is Yiyun... She's the prettiest girl in our Yiyun Tribe, with the highest cultivation and talent. Our tribe is named after her... Ah, oof..." The Black Jiao said while blowing urine bubbles, making sure they didn't spill into his ghostly mouth.

"Black Jiao, do you take me for a three-year-old? You've grown to look like this, how good can your sister be? What if she's dinosaur-class, then wouldn't I be in trouble?"

"Young Master Wang, you may not know, I, I wasn't like this before. I, I was once overly eager to solidify my cultivation base in Immortal Technique, leading to qi deviation and ruining my appearance, resulting in this ugly and terrifying face..."

"A story like this, huh? Tell me more..." Wang Xiaoqiang intentionally delayed, allowing this Black Jiao to suffer more, fearing he might become arrogantly complacent, forgetting he's merely a soul and spirit.

The Primordial Giant Beast's bladder was enormous, with urine as vast as a lake, requiring at least an incense stick's time to finish draining. An incense stick time was still fast; after all, it was a third-level ancient beast, its power stupendous, with urinating speed far surpassing ordinary creatures.

Meanwhile, Wang Xiaoqiang and the soul and spirit of the Black Jiao were in the opposite direction of the urethral opening of the Primordial Giant Beast's bladder, positioned at the rear end, only able to exit once the urine drained completely, so they'd have to wait.

The Black Jiao couldn't wait; the urine fumes almost made him faint. "Ah, oof, Young Master Wang, I beg you, my sister Yiyun is beautiful, isn't she? You won't know unless you see her. No matter how I describe her you won't believe it. So here's the deal – if you find my sister Yiyun beautiful, you can marry her. If not, you can ignore this. Does that work?"

Wang Xiaoqiang enjoyed bullying but knew not to push too far. The Black Jiao had offered his sister, so how could Wang Xiaoqiang continue soaking him in the urine bath? He then said, "Alright, seeing as you are so sincere, I'll agree to take your sister."

Upon hearing this, the Black Jiao felt miserable; from Wang Xiaoqiang's tone, it seemed he wasn't entirely willing. He gained an advantage but acted coy, yet wasn't doing so correctly. Heaven and earth, his sister Yiyun was indeed graceful like an orchid, beautiful as an immortal, talented, and highly cultivated. Such a sister offered to him, and he still spoke with reluctance.

"Ah, oof, oof oof, Young Master Wang, since you agreed, why not rescue me?" The Black Jiao grew more frustrated, thinking Wang Xiaoqiang might have forgotten to set up the spiritual energy shield.

Wang Xiaoqiang replied, "That's right, I promised to take your sister, but I didn't promise to save you... Unless you really want to sacrifice your sister to rescue yourself. In that case, I dare not accept her. A union without love is just fooling around. Are you asking me to be a rascal?"

"Ah, oof, no, it's definitely not that, ah, oof..." The Black Jiao quickly denied it, solemnly saying, "It's definitely not. I just feel that Young Master Wang, you are dashing, talented, and highly cultivated. Your future is boundless. Thus, I want to match my sister with you, hoping she'll have a good future and lifelong happiness..."

"Oh, so that's it, alright then. I'll take your sister, don't worry. I will not only make her happy but also give her happiness."

The Black Jiao dared not further banter with Wang Xiaoqiang; prolonging it might result in his death by fumes. He became obedient, "Young Master Wang, please kindly rescue me, I beg you! I—ah, oof—I'm reaching my limit,... I'm really reaching my limit,"

The Black Jiao was indeed at his limit; in desperation, his ghostly face transformed, splitting into ten souls, comprising of his three Divine Souls and seven Divine Spirits.

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